Origin of the 'o chickens revealed
In Switzerland, scientists were studying the affects of antimatter's affects on organic matter. They had built a coop of ordinary chickens next to an active antimatter chamber. What had only changed was some feathers gradually changing into hues of purple and blue, but no notable behavioral or other physical changes were present.
One scientist, who's name has been redacted, discovered a breakthrough discovery: antimatter's affects were amplified by a strange internet resource called "SNCA". Standing either for "Shit Nobody Cares About" or "Shit Nophono Cares About", this essence was only transformable via a device connected to two websites called "soyjak.party" and "soybooru". It read the data of the infinitely-made threads of both sites, and it took this data to create a seemingly endless amount of dark goo.
The scientists were bamboozled by this discovery. Eager to find more breakthrough discoveries, they added this too into the antimatter chamber, and watched as the once tiny spec grew into a golf-ball sized spiky ball that waves in it like the ocean. They brought the chickens back in and performed a new test.
It turned into a generational tragedy. The chickens mutated into horrible monsters, endlessly reforming and remastering itself. The scientists were slaughtered and were forced to become one with the soon growing mass of chickens and eggs. The footage of the chickens is the only known footage of them, taken by a scientist to remind those who find their remains: to never utilize SNCA energy from the soysphere ever again.
One scientist, who's name has been redacted, discovered a breakthrough discovery: antimatter's affects were amplified by a strange internet resource called "SNCA". Standing either for "Shit Nobody Cares About" or "Shit Nophono Cares About", this essence was only transformable via a device connected to two websites called "soyjak.party" and "soybooru". It read the data of the infinitely-made threads of both sites, and it took this data to create a seemingly endless amount of dark goo.
The scientists were bamboozled by this discovery. Eager to find more breakthrough discoveries, they added this too into the antimatter chamber, and watched as the once tiny spec grew into a golf-ball sized spiky ball that waves in it like the ocean. They brought the chickens back in and performed a new test.
It turned into a generational tragedy. The chickens mutated into horrible monsters, endlessly reforming and remastering itself. The scientists were slaughtered and were forced to become one with the soon growing mass of chickens and eggs. The footage of the chickens is the only known footage of them, taken by a scientist to remind those who find their remains: to never utilize SNCA energy from the soysphere ever again.
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