I have a punching bag with kuz’ face on it that I beat the brakes off of every single day
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GustavII
caesar had a lot of gaul, but, he did not have it all…
6 hours ago#2363460
Hey boorushalalas. GustavII here, and I have a brand new confession to make that does not involve feces, slings, or slinging feces. It does involve admins though.
So when I discovered the soysphere via the soyjak wiki (and yes I’m being dead serious, that’s how I discovered it) I quickly became interested with all the historical admins of the ‘sphere, and Kuz caught my eye since he came after soot. At first I thought it would just be like what John Adams was to George Washington until I began to actually READ the Kuz article. This is when I found out he was a pedophile.
Because I was having an autistic obsession with the soysphere when I had first discovered it (it simply felt like home), I decided to print out a picture of Kuz, and to pledge my allegiance to the ‘sphere and its eternal battle against pedophilia, I taped it onto my punching bag. This was actually beneficial as I became more muscular than before (or at least, my arms were) and I finally had a real life possession relating to my autistic obsession with the soysphere, albeit one to wail on out of hatred.
Ever since then every single day I’ve been beating the fucking brakes off of my Yuri Kuznetsov-faced punching bag in the name of a free soysphere or something.
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So when I discovered the soysphere via the soyjak wiki (and yes I’m being dead serious, that’s how I discovered it) I quickly became interested with all the historical admins of the ‘sphere, and Kuz caught my eye since he came after soot. At first I thought it would just be like what John Adams was to George Washington until I began to actually READ the Kuz article. This is when I found out he was a pedophile.
Because I was having an autistic obsession with the soysphere when I had first discovered it (it simply felt like home), I decided to print out a picture of Kuz, and to pledge my allegiance to the ‘sphere and its eternal battle against pedophilia, I taped it onto my punching bag. This was actually beneficial as I became more muscular than before (or at least, my arms were) and I finally had a real life possession relating to my autistic obsession with the soysphere, albeit one to wail on out of hatred.
Ever since then every single day I’ve been beating the fucking brakes off of my Yuri Kuznetsov-faced punching bag in the name of a free soysphere or something.
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niggerw33d
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6 hours ago#2363506
>Ever since then every single day I’ve been beating the fucking brakes off of my Yuri Kuznetsov-faced punching bag in the name of a free soysphere or something.
GustavII
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Über aryan viking from valhalla wrote thisHey boorushalalas. GustavII here, and I have a brand new confession to make that does not involve feces, slings, or slinging feces. It does involve admins though.
So when I discovered the soysphere via the soyjak wiki (and yes I’m being dead serious, that’s how I discovered it) I quickly became interested with all the historical admins of the ‘sphere, and Kuz caught my eye since he came after soot. At first I thought it would just be like what John Adams was to George Washington until I began to actually READ the Kuz article. This is when I found out he was a pedophile.
Because I was having an autistic obsession with the soysphere when I had first discovered it (it simply felt like home), I decided to print out a picture of Kuz, and to pledge my allegiance to the ‘sphere and its eternal battle against pedophilia, I taped it onto my punching bag. This was actually beneficial as I became more muscular than before (or at least, my arms were) and I finally had a real life possession relating to my autistic obsession with the soysphere, albeit one to wail on out of hatred.
Ever since then every single day I’ve been beating the fucking brakes off of my Yuri Kuznetsov-faced punching bag in the name of a free soysphere or something.
Updoot for more banger confessions
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