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Ok so basicly, one day a girl working at a flower shop was doign her own busienss, but then one guy... one man step inside the store, he said, "mmm pretty lady wanna hangout" and the girl said "oh yes big man i love you lets hang togeher" and after the man asked out, they hang oht together with love, but one day as they were inside a car they were AMBUSHED by a group of ninjas, the girl got kidnapped by the ninja leader he said "you... you are good for our BNC (big ninja penis)" and then the man getting hurt faced doen on the concrete said "NOOOOOO!!" so the man swore he will RESCUE the princes that is the girl, after he was ambushed, he went to the his home and he trained... oh he trained very well he become buff, and after that he reached out to the elemental mastters, and he trained so good with tem he become an elmental master too, after that he helped out a random kid named safu, he trained him well too he become super buff tanky men, and he appointed him as a sidekick for him, after everything thats all, he went to the ninja HQ where all ninjas live, so the man and safu pulls put super mega death laser saber sword and start fifhting with all the ninjas in the lobby and EPICLY killing all of them darth maul style aftet all that, they head upstairs... where they met the BIG NINJA BOSS, he said to safu and the men, "ha, finally u are here," while he said that he pulls put a VERY VERY big sword (not his cock dumbass) and then he said "lets get this party started..." both the man and safu figjt together against the boss ninja, slash after swing and slash, they finally defeat the boss ninja, then the man said "WHERE MY GIRL" the boss ninja said "ha.... shes somewhere deep in the super elemental people stuff..." but then lincoln from loud house step inside the boss ninja office and he said "i know where she is!" He points to a door that leads to exit, then men and safu head there and see TRIALS upon TRIALS of bosses and enemies up ahead, safu and the man fist bumps and says "lets do this." They defeat all the boss after that they met the master... the all knowing wise person, the master said "hello... u seek advice or wisdom?" The men said "wheres my wife bro" the master said "you need to travel to epstein island and kill the big epstein man." The man sais "ok" he then travel all the way back to his home, he prepare with safu and says to him "this is big. Very big." Safu agrees and says "yes" so after that they went to a jet broker and ask for a plane the jet broker man said "ok 12 billion dollars" the man kills him with his own cock, and gets the plane, he flies it to the where place epstein island is, while flying, the plane got followed by missiles made by epstein the man said "BRACE FOR IMPACT" then the missile hit the plane, crazhing the plane into the epstein's island and then when they were laying down on the sand, epstein bodyguard grab them and escort them to a big prison full of other heros who tried to defeat epstein, he said to safu, "oh man this is crazy lets unite everyone together" safu said "yes man" so then while at he courtyard of the prison he gathers every single hero to break out and end epstein way of life, the man said "EVERYONE LETS UNITE TOGETHER AND KILL THIS PEDO" everybody agree with him, so at night, when all guard sleep, the heroes explode a wall to the bodygaurd's armory, they all armed up, then kill every single bodyguard, after all that they went and meet epstein himself, epstein said "how how u did this" man said "we all do this of BROTHERHOODMENT" so all of the heroes, men and safu kill epstein. With guns. After all that epstein corpse explode and drops a coin. That coin have engravings of "CHANGE TIME TO GET THE GIRL" so the men and safu knows and then they stole a jet with all the heroes and all the heroes thank the man and safu for making them get home, after all that the man and safu in his house plan to get time machine to WW1, but first they must have a journey to the middle east to find a jewish person who creates time machine, so they all booked a flight to israel and while in the plane a flight attendant turns into a ninja and says "THIS IS FOR NINJA BOSS" and the plane turns into a battleground, the man swing his big sword at the ninja girl, while safu shoot 9mm glock bullet at the girl, they have a fierce fight with katanas and sword, and guns after all that they defeated the flight attendant and head to the plane's cabin and it TURNS OUT it had been hijacked by some random guy named abdul and he plans to hit the plane to a random daycare in minnesota, so man and safu stop him and tries to pilot the plane but failed, and they crashed in the strait of hormuz, after everybody died except man and safu, they survived, after that they walk around in the empty desert and they find a camel, they rode the camel until they find a town called "town of middle east" so they walk around in the town meeting a time travel expert, the mam said "are you best at time travel, the expert says "yes i know where the jewish time travel maker is" so the expert points to a big pyramid made out of clay, all safu, expert and man head inside finding a trap ridden pyramid, they all dodge the attack and find a treasure, they open it and it shows a scroll saying "THE JEWISH TIME TRAVEL MAN IS IN ISRAEL" so they close it and man said "bro we already knew this" so they get out of the pyramid and ride a camel for 172 hours to israel, when they are in tel aviv, they find the the jewish time travel maker, the jewish man says "u here for time travel?" The man said "YES, for my wife" and jewish man said "ok u gotta find all 3 parts across the world to make it, one in brazil, one in india, one in japan" man said "ok we gotta find it safu and time travel expert" so the man and other safu and expert head to an israeli airport but then a very big guy blocks them and says "get across me and u will get to airport" the man kills him with a gun for some reason and get across the big guy, they all book flight to brazil, the flight went fine and well and they landed in brazil safely, but then a bunch of gang members kidnapped them and shown to the boss, the boss of the gang says "kill this random guy cuz he ate my cake" and man says "ok" so he tracks around rio di janeiro for hours and found the guy, so he shot him charlie kirk style in the neck, and then goes back to the boss, the man says "can u help find this time travel piece?" The boss says "yes, its in my pocket" so the boss gave him the time travel piece and lets them off free, the man then go to the airprot again then travel to india landing safely with safu and expert, they find a SHIT filled city with cows and peoples, but they have gas mask so its alright, so they found a really really big temple and head inside, there a big toilet throne and a man sitting named kashjeet sitting and says, "you want time travel piece? over my dead body!" So the man, safu, expert kill with slashes, bullet and cool things, kashjeet then drops a time travel piece so they all pick it up and head to japan, (btw op here sorry for instant skip im too lazy and ran out of ideas) so then when they arrive in shibuya japan, they get met with all kinds of people but then a ninja, every single ninja appear again and man, safu, expert fight them epicly all over again, until they head into a taxi, and the taxi driver says "you want time travel piece go?" Man said "YES" so the taxi driver slam the gas and head to a big building full of corporate ninjas and then they were thrown out by the taxi driver on the street infront of the big building they head inside and the ninjas recognized all of them so they attack, but unsurpirisingly failed because man, safu, expert is trained and best big body builder, so after they head upstair and kill every single ninjas and more and more, they find a locked chest, the expert unlocked it easily, and it found... the LAST FINAL time travel piece. So they zipline all the way down because safu has a grappling hook and i say so, anyway after that they head back to the jewish man palace aka tel aviv, israel, so the jewish man assemble it and safu, man use it except the expert he kill himslef because he cant use it, so safu and man time travel to 1914, before french duke man assasinated, when they find the duke, they all said, "HEY DUKE MAN STOP YOUR car drive thing ok" the duke says, "ok i stop car" so after that they time travel to the present, after that, they found the clue where the girl is, she is in south pole, so the jewish man give safu and man a jetski to drive to the south pole, after arriving they found penguin boss, but both safu and man kill him because yes, after that they found his girl and safu turns into a butterfly and fly aimlessly, the man said to the girl, "omg i save u can u marry me" the girl said "yes babe yes" so then they kiss and thats how the story ends... hit like and subscribe for more stories like this...