2 weeks ago#2289406
*sweats profusely and glances around, waiting for his monologue of what diabolical things may happen afterwards*No...Show quoted text
you're too treacherous, philippe! i'll put an end to this and save the damsel myself!!
*punches giant unmissable red button on the wall*
a giant countdown timer going down from 3:00 appears on the screen behind me
2 weeks ago#2289422
*rubs hand devilishly**sweats profusely and glances around, waiting for his monologue of what diabolical things may happen afterwards*Show quoted text
No...Show quoted text
you're too treacherous, philippe! i'll put an end to this and save the damsel myself!!
*punches giant unmissable red button on the wall*
a giant countdown timer going down from 3:00 appears on the screen behind me
it kills you...
timer goes down to 2:35
2 weeks ago#2289431
we can talk about this!*rubs hand devilishly*Show quoted text
*sweats profusely and glances around, waiting for his monologue of what diabolical things may happen afterwards*Show quoted text
No...Show quoted text
you're too treacherous, philippe! i'll put an end to this and save the damsel myself!!
*punches giant unmissable red button on the wall*
a giant countdown timer going down from 3:00 appears on the screen behind me
it kills you...
timer goes down to 2:35
2 weeks ago#2289445
Being kidnapped by that one guy
2 weeks ago#2289449
Sorry but i cannot hear you!we can talk about this!Show quoted text
*rubs hand devilishly*Show quoted text
*sweats profusely and glances around, waiting for his monologue of what diabolical things may happen afterwards*Show quoted text
No...Show quoted text
you're too treacherous, philippe! i'll put an end to this and save the damsel myself!!
*punches giant unmissable red button on the wall*
a giant countdown timer going down from 3:00 appears on the screen behind me
it kills you...
timer goes down to 2:35
could you please stand over there!
*points at a comically large X in the middle of the room*
2 weeks ago#2289454
*reluctantly walks towards the comically large X*Sorry but i cannot hear you!Show quoted text
we can talk about this!Show quoted text
*rubs hand devilishly*Show quoted text
*sweats profusely and glances around, waiting for his monologue of what diabolical things may happen afterwards*Show quoted text
No...Show quoted text
you're too treacherous, philippe! i'll put an end to this and save the damsel myself!!
*punches giant unmissable red button on the wall*
a giant countdown timer going down from 3:00 appears on the screen behind me
it kills you...
timer goes down to 2:35
could you please stand over there!
*points at a comically large X in the middle of the room*
Alright, so...
2 weeks ago#2289459
Thank you, that red X is the only place i this warehouse where i can hear the cries of desperate heroes like you from my podium.*reluctantly walks towards the comically large X*Show quoted text
Sorry but i cannot hear you!Show quoted text
we can talk about this!Show quoted text
*rubs hand devilishly*Show quoted text
*sweats profusely and glances around, waiting for his monologue of what diabolical things may happen afterwards*Show quoted text
No...Show quoted text
you're too treacherous, philippe! i'll put an end to this and save the damsel myself!!
*punches giant unmissable red button on the wall*
a giant countdown timer going down from 3:00 appears on the screen behind me
it kills you...
timer goes down to 2:35
could you please stand over there!
*points at a comically large X in the middle of the room*
Alright, so...
timer goes down to 1:00
the lower level, in which you are standing on, starts slowly filling up with toxic sludge.
2 weeks ago#2289544
Dammit! There's gotta be something...Thank you, that red X is the only place i this warehouse where i can hear the cries of desperate heroes like you from my podium.Show quoted text
*reluctantly walks towards the comically large X*Show quoted text
Sorry but i cannot hear you!Show quoted text
we can talk about this!Show quoted text
*rubs hand devilishly*Show quoted text
*sweats profusely and glances around, waiting for his monologue of what diabolical things may happen afterwards*Show quoted text
No...Show quoted text
you're too treacherous, philippe! i'll put an end to this and save the damsel myself!!
*punches giant unmissable red button on the wall*
a giant countdown timer going down from 3:00 appears on the screen behind me
it kills you...
timer goes down to 2:35
could you please stand over there!
*points at a comically large X in the middle of the room*
Alright, so...
timer goes down to 1:00
the lower level, in which you are standing on, starts slowly filling up with toxic sludge.
*frantically looks around for any possible way to escape this mess and save the damsel*
2 weeks ago#2289652
the timer goes down to 0:00Dammit! There's gotta be something...Show quoted text
Thank you, that red X is the only place i this warehouse where i can hear the cries of desperate heroes like you from my podium.Show quoted text
*reluctantly walks towards the comically large X*Show quoted text
Sorry but i cannot hear you!Show quoted text
we can talk about this!Show quoted text
*rubs hand devilishly*Show quoted text
*sweats profusely and glances around, waiting for his monologue of what diabolical things may happen afterwards*Show quoted text
No...Show quoted text
you're too treacherous, philippe! i'll put an end to this and save the damsel myself!!
*punches giant unmissable red button on the wall*
a giant countdown timer going down from 3:00 appears on the screen behind me
it kills you...
timer goes down to 2:35
could you please stand over there!
*points at a comically large X in the middle of the room*
Alright, so...
timer goes down to 1:00
the lower level, in which you are standing on, starts slowly filling up with toxic sludge.
*frantically looks around for any possible way to escape this mess and save the damsel*
the altar on the podium starts to crackle and spark, and all of the lights in the room burst.
the only thing you can see in the room are my dark red designer sunglasses.
i exclaim *oops*
2 weeks ago#2289685
*subtle noises that sound like i just escaped, saved the damsel, had you hogtied, and are now on the ledge of your window, waiting for the lights to turn on before i jump out*the timer goes down to 0:00Show quoted text
Dammit! There's gotta be something...Show quoted text
Thank you, that red X is the only place i this warehouse where i can hear the cries of desperate heroes like you from my podium.Show quoted text
*reluctantly walks towards the comically large X*Show quoted text
Sorry but i cannot hear you!Show quoted text
we can talk about this!Show quoted text
*rubs hand devilishly*Show quoted text
*sweats profusely and glances around, waiting for his monologue of what diabolical things may happen afterwards*Show quoted text
No...Show quoted text
you're too treacherous, philippe! i'll put an end to this and save the damsel myself!!
*punches giant unmissable red button on the wall*
a giant countdown timer going down from 3:00 appears on the screen behind me
it kills you...
timer goes down to 2:35
could you please stand over there!
*points at a comically large X in the middle of the room*
Alright, so...
timer goes down to 1:00
the lower level, in which you are standing on, starts slowly filling up with toxic sludge.
*frantically looks around for any possible way to escape this mess and save the damsel*
the altar on the podium starts to crackle and spark, and all of the lights in the room burst.
the only thing you can see in the room are my dark red designer sunglasses.
i exclaim *oops*
2 weeks ago#2289761
*pulls out evil red tinted flashlight and points it at you**subtle noises that sound like i just escaped, saved the damsel, had you hogtied, and are now on the ledge of your window, waiting for the lights to turn on before i jump out*Show quoted text
the timer goes down to 0:00Show quoted text
Dammit! There's gotta be something...Show quoted text
Thank you, that red X is the only place i this warehouse where i can hear the cries of desperate heroes like you from my podium.Show quoted text
*reluctantly walks towards the comically large X*Show quoted text
Sorry but i cannot hear you!Show quoted text
we can talk about this!Show quoted text
*rubs hand devilishly*Show quoted text
*sweats profusely and glances around, waiting for his monologue of what diabolical things may happen afterwards*Show quoted text
No...Show quoted text
you're too treacherous, philippe! i'll put an end to this and save the damsel myself!!
*punches giant unmissable red button on the wall*
a giant countdown timer going down from 3:00 appears on the screen behind me
it kills you...
timer goes down to 2:35
could you please stand over there!
*points at a comically large X in the middle of the room*
Alright, so...
timer goes down to 1:00
the lower level, in which you are standing on, starts slowly filling up with toxic sludge.
*frantically looks around for any possible way to escape this mess and save the damsel*
the altar on the podium starts to crackle and spark, and all of the lights in the room burst.
the only thing you can see in the room are my dark red designer sunglasses.
i exclaim *oops*
i exclaim "oh no you don't!"
the flashlight goes dim for a second, but then the lens starts emanating a bright red glow, while also sounding like its charging up something.
2 weeks ago#2289772
do you mind if i write what happens next i think it might be cool*pulls out evil red tinted flashlight and points it at you*Show quoted text
*subtle noises that sound like i just escaped, saved the damsel, had you hogtied, and are now on the ledge of your window, waiting for the lights to turn on before i jump out*Show quoted text
the timer goes down to 0:00Show quoted text
Dammit! There's gotta be something...Show quoted text
Thank you, that red X is the only place i this warehouse where i can hear the cries of desperate heroes like you from my podium.Show quoted text
*reluctantly walks towards the comically large X*Show quoted text
Sorry but i cannot hear you!Show quoted text
we can talk about this!Show quoted text
*rubs hand devilishly*Show quoted text
*sweats profusely and glances around, waiting for his monologue of what diabolical things may happen afterwards*Show quoted text
No...Show quoted text
you're too treacherous, philippe! i'll put an end to this and save the damsel myself!!
*punches giant unmissable red button on the wall*
a giant countdown timer going down from 3:00 appears on the screen behind me
it kills you...
timer goes down to 2:35
could you please stand over there!
*points at a comically large X in the middle of the room*
Alright, so...
timer goes down to 1:00
the lower level, in which you are standing on, starts slowly filling up with toxic sludge.
*frantically looks around for any possible way to escape this mess and save the damsel*
the altar on the podium starts to crackle and spark, and all of the lights in the room burst.
the only thing you can see in the room are my dark red designer sunglasses.
i exclaim *oops*
i exclaim "oh no you don't!"
the flashlight goes dim for a second, but then the lens starts emanating a bright red glow, while also sounding like its charging up something.