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2 days ago#2248051
bvmp
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2 days ago#2248092
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2 days ago#2248127(edited 2 days ago)
damn dude u have autism voice srry
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2 days ago#2248142
lady-killer
damn dude u have autism voice srry
nigga how do I not sound autistic as I review poorly drawn namefag porn :sob::sob::sob:
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2 days ago#2248279
bumping this again
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2 days ago#2249439
bump nigger
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2 days ago#2249505
Can you provide a transcription
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2 days ago#2249525
cucumber
Can you provide a transcription
sure one sec
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2 days ago#2249535(edited 2 days ago)
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0:04) Hi SoyBooru, Svejk1914 here. I'm here today with an art review. Today, specifically, I am going to be reviewing SlashSoySlash's... (0:16) Sorry, not SlashSoySlash, Slashsoyart's art.Now, first of all, I have to mention that getting to this art was hard in itself, (0:25) because you have to go to their straw page instead of it just being posted on the Booru like any normal person would do. (0:32) This is because SlashSoyArt makes nametoilet porn. Now, today, I'm going to be critiquing the Cobblestone name toilet porn.(0:47) So the first thing that I want to critique is that it's very clearly just low effort traces of something, likely actual porn. (1:02) This is shown just due to how the lines are drawn and also the fact that there's not really any, like, depths anywhere. (1:12) However, it does look like there was some attempt to draw various scenes.(1:23) However, with little success, as for example, the scene of Cobblestone at the beach, the umbrella in the background just appears to be a triangle on a pole. (1:38) Which, I mean, is kind of what an umbrella is, but it doesn't really look any good. (1:49) Additionally, in the scene where Cobblestone has intercourse with someone who had presumably doxxed her, you can see that there are lines on Cobblestone's ass.(2:00) Now, at first, I was fairly uncertain as to what these lines were supposed to represent, and just from the way that they were shaded, I actually thought that they were shadows from blinds. (2:13) However, upon closer inspection, this appears not to be true, and instead, it is... I don't know what they're called, actually. (2:27) You know, like, lines from her ass jiggling as she gets fucked.(2:37) However, this is not clear at all, and it still appears very flat. (2:45) Additionally, as I've said before, these are quite obvious traces, with little actual distinction between lines, darkness-wise. (3:00) Overall, the Cobblestone named toilet porn is not very good, and I would not give it a high score.(3:07) I'm gonna give it a 3 out of 10 here. I think you could do better. (3:13) Soy... slash... yeah, slash soy or whatever.I don't really care. Yeah.
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2 days ago#2249541
OK thank you
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2 days ago#2249543
cucumber
OK thank you
you're welcome
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Noob

I also go by Mr. Noob!

2 days ago#2249554
Your voice reminds me of Chibireviews' by the way, if that matter.
Never goon altrough.
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miso

true true, i agree with your statement

2 days ago#2249557
>finding slashsoyart's drawings is hard bc u need to go on his strawpage
no it aint his strawpage is on his bio it isnt hard
2 days ago#2249565
lady-killer
damn dude u have autism voice srry
He does, but he still sounds nice
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2 days ago#2249567
miso
>finding slashsoyart's drawings is hard bc u need to go on his strawpage
no it aint his strawpage is on his bio it isnt hard
I'm too lazy to highlight text, ctrl+c and then move the mouse over to the searchbar, click the search bar, and then press ctrl+v
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2 days ago#2249576
avtism voice
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2 days ago#2249580
rayenari
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Again nigga what do you expect yo I'm reviewing fucking cobblestone pornography
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2 days ago#2249581
Svejk1914
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Again nigga what do you expect yo I'm reviewing fucking cobblestone pornography
yeah but ur voice is spergy
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