Cobblestone gooner caption [#1]

slashsoyart↗

"Seriously? I've only been clapping my fat fucking
PORNCHEEKS for two minutes and you ALREADY came?
God you're so pathetic, sitting there and stroking
away your MUSKY HUNG GOONROD even though you KNOW
that I'll never fuck you. I can practically see
how fucking creamy your GUZZLEWORTHY NUTSLOP is!
It'd probably coat my throat a pure White if that
disgusting shit were to ever enter my mouth.
Ugh... whatever, just keep making pumpies for your
favorite moderator. My SWEATSOAKED DUMPBLUBBER
WOBBLEDOUGH is already getting sore from all of
this clapping. And you're already stretching it
by asking me to twerk for you! Yeah, thats right...
keep stimming for me. You look so humiliating
when doing that, you fucking loser freak. I bet
you wanna stuff your nose and inhale all of my
GIRLY BUILTUP PUMPBAITING SLUTSCENT huh? Just
mounting my RIPPLY WOBBLEBOOTY and pounding away
until your SMELLY CUMSTIRRING SPUNKTANKS are
emptied all into my PORNBLUBBER, right?
Keep pumping that pathetic twp, faggot. You're
never gonna get a shot at SLAMPOUNDING this absolute
DOUGHY CELLULITE JIGGLEMEAT! And don't even THINK
you can ever grope my BRA-BREAKING FACE-SWALLOWING
BADONKADONK TITMEAT either! I can't even begin to
imagine just how badly you wanna slam your gross
HUNGMADE GOONSICK into my ABSOLUTE PORNMOUNDS...
By the way, after this? You're gonna empty your
wallet and give me all of your Boorubux. I need
SOME form of actual material payment. We're also
gonna pretend this never happened, and you're not
allowed to take photos of my WOBBLESTACKED PORNBAIT
BODY either. So enjoy it while it lasts.
...Are you done yet? Pathetic freak."
^^^
Here is the caption itself, by the way.

LesothosTopRapist↗

slashsoyart↗

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"Seriously? I've only been clapping my fat fucking
PORNCHEEKS for two minutes and you ALREADY came?
God you're so pathetic, sitting there and stroking
away your MUSKY HUNG GOONROD even though you KNOW
that I'll never fuck you. I can practically see
how fucking creamy your GUZZLEWORTHY NUTSLOP is!
It'd probably coat my throat a pure White if that
disgusting shit were to ever enter my mouth.
Ugh... whatever, just keep making pumpies for your
favorite moderator. My SWEATSOAKED DUMPBLUBBER
WOBBLEDOUGH is already getting sore from all of
this clapping. And you're already stretching it
by asking me to twerk for you! Yeah, thats right...
keep stimming for me. You look so humiliating
when doing that, you fucking loser freak. I bet
you wanna stuff your nose and inhale all of my
GIRLY BUILTUP PUMPBAITING SLUTSCENT huh? Just
mounting my RIPPLY WOBBLEBOOTY and pounding away
until your SMELLY CUMSTIRRING SPUNKTANKS are
emptied all into my PORNBLUBBER, right?
Keep pumping that pathetic twp, faggot. You're
never gonna get a shot at SLAMPOUNDING this absolute
DOUGHY CELLULITE JIGGLEMEAT! And don't even THINK
you can ever grope my BRA-BREAKING FACE-SWALLOWING
BADONKADONK TITMEAT either! I can't even begin to
imagine just how badly you wanna slam your gross
HUNGMADE GOONSICK into my ABSOLUTE PORNMOUNDS...
By the way, after this? You're gonna empty your
wallet and give me all of your Boorubux. I need
SOME form of actual material payment. We're also
gonna pretend this never happened, and you're not
allowed to take photos of my WOBBLESTACKED PORNBAIT
BODY either. So enjoy it while it lasts.
...Are you done yet? Pathetic freak."
^^^
Here is the caption itself, by the way.

Even Sodom and Gomorrah weren't this degenerate

slashsoyart↗

"Seriously? I've only been clapping my fat fucking
PORNCHEEKS for two minutes and you ALREADY came?
God you're so pathetic, sitting there and stroking
away your MUSKY HUNG GOONROD even though you KNOW
that I'll never fuck you. I can practically see
how fucking creamy your GUZZLEWORTHY NUTSLOP is!
It'd probably coat my throat a pure White if that
disgusting shit were to ever enter my mouth.
Ugh... whatever, just keep making pumpies for your
favorite moderator. My SWEATSOAKED DUMPBLUBBER
WOBBLEDOUGH is already getting sore from all of
this clapping. And you're already stretching it
by asking me to twerk for you! Yeah, thats right...
keep stimming for me. You look so humiliating
when doing that, you fucking loser freak. I bet
you wanna stuff your nose and inhale all of my
GIRLY BUILTUP PUMPBAITING SLUTSCENT huh? Just
mounting my RIPPLY WOBBLEBOOTY and pounding away
until your SMELLY CUMSTIRRING SPUNKTANKS are
emptied all into my PORNBLUBBER, right?
Keep pumping that pathetic twp, faggot. You're
never gonna get a shot at SLAMPOUNDING this absolute
DOUGHY CELLULITE JIGGLEMEAT! And don't even THINK
you can ever grope my BRA-BREAKING FACE-SWALLOWING
BADONKADONK TITMEAT either! I can't even begin to
imagine just how badly you wanna slam your gross
HUNGMADE GOONSICK into my ABSOLUTE PORNMOUNDS...
By the way, after this? You're gonna empty your
wallet and give me all of your Boorubux. I need
SOME form of actual material payment. We're also
gonna pretend this never happened, and you're not
allowed to take photos of my WOBBLESTACKED PORNBAIT
BODY either. So enjoy it while it lasts.
...Are you done yet? Pathetic freak."
^^^
Here is the caption itself, by the way.