I at swinmy hq

do you smell sustromming?

Jollywally47↗

does it smell like shit

i think i heard one of the black man say "toilets aren't swinny culture" with an heavy uttar pradesh accent so they shit on the floor

also the food from one of their restaurants looks like this

They had big sign on entrance that said, "namefag = death" and I accidentally said I was German !# and all the swinnys stared at me, scared!

pugilisticBarreA73844RickCampbellNatutilusdvp_9↗

They had big sign on entrance that said, "namefag = death" and I accidentally said I was German !# and all the swinnys stared at me, scared!

gotta get out while we can tbf, dis place is dangerous!

Some fat mexcimutt braped and a indian shit at the same time, i am trying to find exit

I'm trying to find a way out of this niggerhell, when we were going to leave the building swinnycucks blocked the entrance and say "why won't you join our goonsesh o algx" and brapped violently, just ran away and i think we lost them. However in the hallway where we are rn i saw this on the wall, i think they are pictures of the place where the swinny perform their degenerate acts

We heard horrible wet noises approaching us from the hallway, we are once again running away from the swinnisters, i looked back at what chasing us and i saw what can be described as a uberslopjak. Luckily we managed to stumble upon an elevator, hopefully it'll be our way out of this place

docttoosss the elevator is going downnnnnnn

Yes because this website is better

fuck_Prince_Narcissist↗

Yes because this website is better

Exactly! also the elevator has just stopped, the doors opened, we went outside and saw a massive underground warehouse filled with these plushies

We looked above and saw these boxes, the sticker on them say "'p for spam" "hrt for minors" and "sexual education books for cacas"

@pugilisticBarreA73844RickCampbellNatutilusdvp_9 has found a lighter on her back pocket and is now setting the plushies on fire while i type dis. Any ideas for how to escape this place?

>p on everything

damn swinny users

Anyways, this new section of the swinny ikea seems endless, the fire is spreading quickly, and the sprinklers on the ceiling instead of spraying water they are spraying piss to put out the fire. We can't withstand this horrible smell so we are now running away from this place.

I heard a horrible screech coming from my right flank, when I looked there I saw a tall and abominable swinnycuck wearing ikea employee clothes staring directly at us with lustful intentions, it roared and charged at us, I quickly grabbed a fire extinguisher that was nearby and I landed a hit on the swinnister head with it, i managed to hurt it, and @pugilisticBarreA73844RickCampbellNatutilusdvp_9 finished it off by kicking it's tbp pulverizing it's tiny pecker for good and killing it instantly.

Also I found a security card on it's clothes, so it might be useful o algx

We are walking once again the infinity swinnister ikea, in this section of this underground warehouse i just saw a bunch of dildos of all sizes and colors scattered around the floor, many had the colors of the swedish flag and were covered in some substance ewww! Anyways. We managed to find stairs that lead even further down, it's pitch black so gotta turn on our phonos lanterns and try to find smth there o algx. I'll keep you updated if we find something!

Sorry for not updating, but in the underground warehouse we found a bunch of slopjaks gooning to furry videos, we had to sneak pass them in order to avoid these goonbeasts, but in the end we managed to make it out safely out of the swinny ikea.

And remember NEVER GO TO THE SWINNY IKEA

Sorry for not updating, but in the underground warehouse we found a bunch of slopjaks gooning to furry videos, we had to sneak pass them in order to avoid these goonbeasts, but in the end we managed to make it out safely out of the swinny ikea.

And remember NEVER GO TO THE SWINNY IKEA

LuxHere↗

Sorry for not updating, but in the underground warehouse we found a bunch of slopjaks gooning to furry videos, we had to sneak pass them in order to avoid these goonbeasts, but in the end we managed to make it out safely out of the swinny ikea.
And remember NEVER GO TO THE SWINNY IKEA

LuxHere↗

Sorry for not updating, but in the underground warehouse we found a bunch of slopjaks gooning to furry videos, we had to sneak pass them in order to avoid these goonbeasts, but in the end we managed to make it out safely out of the swinny ikea.
And remember NEVER GO TO THE SWINNY IKEA

Posted it again award

ClanDestiny↗

LuxHere↗

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Sorry for not updating, but in the underground warehouse we found a bunch of slopjaks gooning to furry videos, we had to sneak pass them in order to avoid these goonbeasts, but in the end we managed to make it out safely out of the swinny ikea.
And remember NEVER GO TO THE SWINNY IKEA

LuxHere↗

Show quoted text

Sorry for not updating, but in the underground warehouse we found a bunch of slopjaks gooning to furry videos, we had to sneak pass them in order to avoid these goonbeasts, but in the end we managed to make it out safely out of the swinny ikea.
And remember NEVER GO TO THE SWINNY IKEA

Posted it again award

The site brapped itself up when i was going to post it sowwyy

Narrated slopjak creepypasta please.