Would you turn down the opportunity to become a magical girl?

i am a disgusting gassy pigman and i love releasing my sweaty wet farts for white men you may wonder how i ended up this way well it all started when i was a piglet as a child i would feel great pleasure when i got bullied by stronger men in school they would call me a fat pig which foreshadowed my pathetic future as well as forcing me down on the ground and farting on me unleashing their flatulence all over my body i realized that i should embrace the pig man instead of trying to hide him away inside of me as i tried to do for years this is my story