My favorite breakfast

Look, I don't get why everyone makes such a huge deal out of this. I actually eat this exact meal every single day. Every morning, I start my day with a hot, steaming bowl of chicken braised slowly in fecal vomit and flesh-eating dishwater pus. Honestly, regular water just tastes bland to me now. That grayish-green dishwater pus adds a perfect, salty, umami base, and the necrotic pancreatic fluid acts like a natural hot sauce that wakes up my digestive tract.My body has completely adapted to the flesh-eating toxins and rotting bacteria at this point. It’s my ultimate comfort food, and it gives me a massive burst of energy for the day. You should really consider adding it to your weekly meal prep.Why are medical books so dramatic about septic shock when it tastes this good?