I got ass raped by a pastor when i passed out drunk one night

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Hops

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3 days ago#2178905
Christ is still king
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3 days ago#2178911
Evolution won
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Hops

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3 days ago#2178922
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Evolution won
How so?
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14lesothowon88

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3 days ago#2178923
kwhyst peel
3 days ago#2178925
Hops
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Evolution won
How so?
It has evidence, we're all just apes on a rock
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3 days ago#2178930
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Hops
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How so?
It has evidence, we're all just apes on a rock
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Hops

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3 days ago#2178931
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Hops
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How so?
It has evidence, we're all just apes on a rock
If we came from apes, then why are there still apes? This doesn't make sense to me at all...
3 days ago#2178933
Hops
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Hops
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How so?
It has evidence, we're all just apes on a rock
If we came from apes, then why are there still apes? This doesn't make sense to me at all...
Humans didn't come from apes, we have always been apes.
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ClanDestiny

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3 days ago#2178934
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It has evidence, we're all just apes on a rock
If we came from apes, then why are there still apes? This doesn't make sense to me at all...
Because the apes today are not the apes of the past
3 days ago#2178939
Not even Protestontos bros do dis, take your infidel pills where those belongs, usurper
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Hops

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3 days ago#2178941
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Hops
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If we came from apes, then why are there still apes? This doesn't make sense to me at all...
Humans didn't come from apes, we have always been apes.

Hops
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If we came from apes, then why are there still apes? This doesn't make sense to me at all...
Because the apes today are not the apes of the past
Hmmm, I must discuss this with my pastor. He said that earth is actually only 5,000 years old and that everything that's being said here is nonsense. By the way, i forgive him for ass raping me if that matters.
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ClanDestiny

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3 days ago#2178943
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Humans didn't come from apes, we have always been apes.
Because the apes today are not the apes of the past
Hmmm, I must discuss this with my pastor. He said that earth is actually only 5,000 years old and that everything that's being said here is nonsense. By the way, i forgive him for ass raping me if that matters.
>5,000 years old
Pretty sure Genesis is a metaphor
3 days ago#2178944
Does anyone here believe in both
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3 days ago#2178947
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Does anyone here believe in both
both what
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ClanDestiny

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3 days ago#2178948
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Does anyone here believe in both
I do
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IDIEFORSALT

SALT LIED TO ALL OF US

3 days ago#2178949
Geeeg christcvck
3 days ago#2178950
Evolution and Christianity
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Does anyone here believe in both
both what
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3 days ago#2178951
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Evolution and Christianity
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both what
no
3 days ago#2178952
ClanDestiny
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Does anyone here believe in both
I do
Interesting
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oscari

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3 days ago#2178953
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