we can all agree on this

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snoop_cob

killing the shemmy one gem at a time

3 days ago#2153489
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heihachi canonically solos the entire FPE universe

no special powers, no devil gene just pure anger and hatred through his veins, he almost killed kazuya at the age of 75 who mind you unleashed his true devil during the fight, he can destroy a city on his regular devil form alone.
he got lasered, punched and kicked without flinching, blown up multiple times, thrown off a cliff, thrown into magma AND he controls the mishima zaibatsu, he can kick rockets with his legs, catch bullets with his teeth, can emit lightning through his will, and he killed hundreds of people, he raised 3 bears, trained jin and kazuya, he has more than 10 children (most got abandoned) then if all of that wasn't enough his wife fought him and he killed her. now let's look at FPE
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most of the cast are either basic ass niggers or low level demons, and the occasional cannibalistic teachers, they lack muscle mass and their kits mostly consist of weapons on their arms and le power of friendship, the men have a combined testosterone levels of epstein, the strongest character (that i know of), alice gets stopped by a fucking door and she isn't even that strong. they get outclassed in strength, looks, manliness, patience and style
"your delusions of grandeur end here"
heihachi mishima wins
3 days ago#2153541
ev&oe he got saved by plot armor in tekken 8
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snoop_cob

killing the shemmy one gem at a time

3 days ago#2153559
plot armor:false: because harada said so:true:
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ev&oe he got saved by plot armor in tekken 8
3 days ago#2153571
Marduk and Armor King mog
3 days ago#2153572(edited 3 days ago)
snoop_cob
plot armor:false: because harada said so:true:
SteamEngine
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ev&oe he got saved by plot armor in tekken 8
Remember that "Heihachi is comperetery dead"? Yeah, that aged terribly
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oscari

The Djibouti Booty Hound

3 days ago#2153579
Heihachi could do this
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snoop_cob

killing the shemmy one gem at a time

3 days ago#2153597
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snoop_cob
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plot armor:false: because harada said so:true:
SteamEngine
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ev&oe he got saved by plot armor in tekken 8
Remember that "Heihachi is comperetery dead"? Yeah, that aged terribly
they knew people would bring it up so they put it at the end of his reveal trailer
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snoop_cob

killing the shemmy one gem at a time

3 days ago#2153670(edited 3 days ago)
that's not to mention the difference between fanbases, tekken has committed normalchads playing it, FPE has children and groomers simping over them
oh and tekken is not a life support(alternate universe and discord) nigger baby
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justdummy

One man army.

3 days ago#2153681
Better than fpe
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justdummy

One man army.

3 days ago#2153685
Fpe should be dead
3 days ago#2153708
Paul players are aryan
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snoop_cob

killing the shemmy one gem at a time

3 days ago#2153712
Frostfall
Paul players are aryan
paul himself is an aryan retard
3 days ago#2153717
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Paul players are aryan
paul himself is an aryan retard
amerimutt doe
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snoop_cob

killing the shemmy one gem at a time

3 days ago#2155420
did FPE genuinely die out? i haven't seen anyone mention it for weeks
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oscari

The Djibouti Booty Hound

3 days ago#2158822
snoop_cob
did FPE genuinely die out? i haven't seen anyone mention it for weeks
the 3 guys forcing it got banned for being child predators
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Gulbooru

...And on the prowl

3 days ago#2162130
snoop_cob
plot armor:false: because harada said so:true:
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ev&oe he got saved by plot armor in tekken 8
that's just mishima blood, with or without harada, heihachi is surviving baki levels of bullshit
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