THE BLACKED ISLES
Amnity
Please call me Taylor
>hunky coal incoming
Since 2023, repeated wind directions towards the middle of the ocean seperating Soyjak.party and 4chan have caused an acculumunation of garbage in the middle of the sea (Soyspeak; Obsessed Brimstone)
In 2025, a bait vessel transporting things considered baitable on /soy/ passed through this garbage, triggering creatures with spade tattoos to come out of the mounds of trash and attack the ship. All 8 crew members were killed in action. In a last resort, Froot, chairman of soyjak.party ordered a nuke to be detonated onto the garbage island. The order was quickly carried out and the acculimation was nuked. Though nothing came out of it.
Around 3 months later, a group of 26 Jartycucks arrived onto the garbage islsnd. It is unknown where they went, but it is likely confirmed this is what triggered the Spade creatures to evolve into Spadesons and form a unknown country name (Likely to be the BNWO Empire) in the middle of the sea. Nearly a year later, it was concluded by both Sharty and 4chan governments that an increased amount of people being treated for "BBC Addiction" was because a parasite from contaminated drinking water had entered their bodies. Following this, /r/ of 4chan, the most effected city, was evacuated and demolished to prevent what is now labled as the "Spadeson virus" from entering more people's bodies.
3Amnity
Please call me Taylor
Note: the darkened colors on 4chan are marshland, if thar matters
IDIEFORSALT
DISTURBING CRIMINAL
Ur a negyar
alson2
THE monochromejak
>hunky coal incoming
Since 2023, repeated wind directions towards the middle of the ocean seperating Soyjak.party and 4chan have caused an acculumunation of garbage in the middle of the sea (Soyspeak; Obsessed Brimstone)
In 2025, a bait vessel transporting things considered baitable on /soy/ passed through this garbage, triggering creatures with spade tattoos to come out of the mounds of trash and attack the ship. All 8 crew members were killed in action. In a last resort, Froot, chairman of soyjak.party ordered a nuke to be detonated onto the garbage island. The order was quickly carried out and the acculimation was nuked. Though nothing came out of it.
Around 3 months later, a group of 26 Jartycucks arrived onto the garbage islsnd. It is unknown where they went, but it is likely confirmed this is what triggered the Spade creatures to evolve into Spadesons and form a unknown country name (Likely to be the BNWO Empire) in the middle of the sea. Nearly a year later, it was concluded by both Sharty and 4chan governments that an increased amount of people being treated for "BBC Addiction" was because a parasite from contaminated drinking water had entered their bodies. Following this, /r/ of 4chan, the most effected city, was evacuated and demolished to prevent what is now labled as the "Spadeson virus" from entering more people's bodies.
alson2
THE monochromejak
Since you changed your pfp to that now i have a reason to use fnf
LesothosTopRapist
Pseudointelectual
Dr. Mengele and Dr. Soyberg, financed by king leopold of Belgium have been working tirelessly to find a cure for this virus. We have came to find the cure known as "bullet in the head"
1Amnity
Please call me Taylor
Up i spent so much time on this
Amnity
Please call me Taylor
Aryanbump
Built
The @Brazilian_Chud islands?
Scary
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