THE BLACKED ISLES

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Amnity

Please call me Taylor

1 week ago#2108610

>hunky coal incoming
Since 2023, repeated wind directions towards the middle of the ocean seperating Soyjak.party and 4chan have caused an acculumunation of garbage in the middle of the sea (Soyspeak; Obsessed Brimstone)
In 2025, a bait vessel transporting things considered baitable on /soy/ passed through this garbage, triggering creatures with spade tattoos to come out of the mounds of trash and attack the ship. All 8 crew members were killed in action. In a last resort, Froot, chairman of soyjak.party ordered a nuke to be detonated onto the garbage island. The order was quickly carried out and the acculimation was nuked. Though nothing came out of it.
Around 3 months later, a group of 26 Jartycucks arrived onto the garbage islsnd. It is unknown where they went, but it is likely confirmed this is what triggered the Spade creatures to evolve into Spadesons and form a unknown country name (Likely to be the BNWO Empire) in the middle of the sea. Nearly a year later, it was concluded by both Sharty and 4chan governments that an increased amount of people being treated for "BBC Addiction" was because a parasite from contaminated drinking water had entered their bodies. Following this, /r/ of 4chan, the most effected city, was evacuated and demolished to prevent what is now labled as the "Spadeson virus" from entering more people's bodies.
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Amnity

Please call me Taylor

1 week ago#2108630
Note: the darkened colors on 4chan are marshland, if thar matters
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IDIEFORSALT

SALT LIED TO ALL OF US

1 week ago#2108650
Ur a negyar
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alson2

THE colorjak

1 week ago#2108658
Amnity

>hunky coal incoming
Since 2023, repeated wind directions towards the middle of the ocean seperating Soyjak.party and 4chan have caused an acculumunation of garbage in the middle of the sea (Soyspeak; Obsessed Brimstone)
In 2025, a bait vessel transporting things considered baitable on /soy/ passed through this garbage, triggering creatures with spade tattoos to come out of the mounds of trash and attack the ship. All 8 crew members were killed in action. In a last resort, Froot, chairman of soyjak.party ordered a nuke to be detonated onto the garbage island. The order was quickly carried out and the acculimation was nuked. Though nothing came out of it.
Around 3 months later, a group of 26 Jartycucks arrived onto the garbage islsnd. It is unknown where they went, but it is likely confirmed this is what triggered the Spade creatures to evolve into Spadesons and form a unknown country name (Likely to be the BNWO Empire) in the middle of the sea. Nearly a year later, it was concluded by both Sharty and 4chan governments that an increased amount of people being treated for "BBC Addiction" was because a parasite from contaminated drinking water had entered their bodies. Following this, /r/ of 4chan, the most effected city, was evacuated and demolished to prevent what is now labled as the "Spadeson virus" from entering more people's bodies.
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alson2

THE colorjak

1 week ago#2108662
Since you changed your pfp to that now i have a reason to use fnf
1 week ago#2108684
Dr. Mengele and Dr. Soyberg, financed by king leopold of Belgium have been working tirelessly to find a cure for this virus. We have came to find the cure known as "bullet in the head"
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Amnity

Please call me Taylor

1 week ago#2108967
Up i spent so much time on this
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alson2

THE colorjak

1 week ago#2108976
Amnity
Up i spent so much time on this
your pfp makes me feel sick
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Amnity

Please call me Taylor

1 week ago#2111094
Aryanbump
1 week ago#2111118
Built
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NJr

Santos FC & Brazil #10

1 week ago#2111128
The @Brazilian_Chud islands?
1 week ago#2112380
NJrunverified
The @NJr islands?
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Pineapple

Not that broke anymore

1 week ago#2112389
The @Beni isles
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Hops

Odinist Man Born in Britain, Raised by Immigrant Parents

1 week ago#2112908
Scary
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