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doctorcoomer
doc for short?
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1doctorcoomer
doc for short?
tuna
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THIS IS A DECLARED BAIT EMERGENCY
Please remain calm and read the following instructions immediately.
⚠️ Threat Overview
- Status: Extreme danger of getting mad for absolutely no reason.
- Target: Your peace of mind and your blood pressure.
- Source: The highly advanced, weaponized ragebait post right above you.
🛑 Emergency Procedures
- Do not engage: Do not type a 500-word paragraph defending your opinion.
- Do not quote-tweet: Sharing it only spreads the contamination to others.
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- Evacuate the comment section: Close the app, look at a tree, or drink some water.
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- It targets an incredibly specific, highly sensitive topic.
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