[Namefag I dont like] story: a hearbreaking beginning

Hello gigas and frogs, today we will read a heartbreaking story about [namefag I dont like] from [country I dont like]. Let us see the first page of this story.
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>I... used to eat lizards when I was a boy😔 We used to go running after the little lizards, little lizard, little lizard, we caught the little lizard, and ate it with eggs. I was born illiterate, my mother was born illiterate, my siblings were all born illiterate, my cousins were born illiterate, my brothers-in-law were born illiterate, my dog was born illiterate, my cat was born illiterate😔 and I am proud of it☺️. We didn't have anything to eat🙁 When I saw a kite, I would say like this: it's a kite, it's a kite, and I went running after the kite, it's a little kite, a little kite, the kite fell, and we.. we caught the kite to eat😔 With eggs. We didn't have anything to eat, we ate kite with eggs. When we found a fallen kite we ate it."