I fucking promise you

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12 hours ago#1737162
I fucking promise you that this dumb raisin you're doing is not intentional. You are not supposed to navigate and keep track of the site by ARBITRARY PINGS about posts getting liked. I can't even fathom that you think this is even a desirable outcome.

None of you people deal with the bullraisin I do. I have zero resources and so regardless of what I pick on this issue, outside of just telling you dumbfucks to pound sand, I eat raisin.

Here's the raisin I get to eat. I have to pick which raisin I get to eat.




  • I fully permit dopamine zombies to get instantaneous notifications for every alert,

    • provoking reaction fueds where dipraisins negrate each other,
    • report each other,
    • create TTS posts about their negrates,
    • and then have to deal with (or find volunteer staff to deal with) the resulting outcomes,
    • long-term feuds, and community issues which exist.

  • I meet the dopamine zombies halfway, permitting them to manually check the page if they really, really need to navigate the entire site by "Dumbnigger69 liked your post", but then I STILL deal with

    • negrate feuds (albeit less often, the delay seems to help), and then
    • I get to deal with people writing userscripts which effectively create a botnet to DoS attack the reactions received page to datamine
    • just so they can go back to being a stage 1 dopamine zombie that gets mad at dumb ratings.

  • I disable the pages that streamline sticker notifications and then deal with

    • threats against the forum
    • promises to pull all support
    • attacks against me personally in every imaginable vector


So this is my life! This is what I get paid almost nothing to deal with! The most ungrateful and annoying fucking faggots in the entire world so incapable of using a website that they rely on fucking likes to figure out where they even post, screaming and raisinting themselves the second I change it. 50 fucking pages of screaming, 100+ posts on my profile whinging about it.

Like I really want to try and move forward with the 501(c)(4) but what's the point? Apparently I've lost all the goodwill in the entire world by changing sticker notifications and asking people not to use language which is codified in multiple state legislatures as criminal terminology.

Gotta get up, gotta start my day fresh, I have hundreds of people who can't stand change and fucking hate me to impress. Gotta be SUPER professional too, don't want to offend any low IQ people.
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Citrine

Bonjour

12 hours ago#1737173
T. Nusoi
12 hours ago#1737177
Citrine
T. Nusoi
I'm smart and funny and women like men who are smart and funny. Deal with it.
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name046284

spectral

12 hours ago#1737195
Huh?
12 hours ago#1737215
name046284
Huh?
I fucking promise you that this dumb raisin you're doing is not intentional. You are not supposed to navigate and keep track of the site by ARBITRARY PINGS about posts getting liked. I can't even fathom that you think this is even a desirable outcome.

None of you people deal with the bullraisin I do. I have zero resources and so regardless of what I pick on this issue, outside of just telling you dumbfucks to pound sand, I eat raisin.

Here's the raisin I get to eat. I have to pick which raisin I get to eat.






  • I fully permit dopamine zombies to get instantaneous notifications for every alert,



    • provoking reaction fueds where dipraisins negrate each other,
    • report each other,
    • create TTS posts about their negrates,
    • and then have to deal with (or find volunteer staff to deal with) the resulting outcomes,
    • long-term feuds, and community issues which exist.

  • I meet the dopamine zombies halfway, permitting them to manually check the page if they really, really need to navigate the entire site by "Dumbnigger69 liked your post", but then I STILL deal with



    • negrate feuds (albeit less often, the delay seems to help), and then
    • I get to deal with people writing userscripts which effectively create a botnet to DoS attack the reactions received page to datamine
    • just so they can go back to being a stage 1 dopamine zombie that gets mad at dumb ratings.

  • I disable the pages that streamline sticker notifications and then deal with



    • threats against the forum
    • promises to pull all support
    • attacks against me personally in every imaginable vector



So this is my life! This is what I get paid almost nothing to deal with! The most ungrateful and annoying fucking faggots in the entire world so incapable of using a website that they rely on fucking likes to figure out where they even post, screaming and raisinting themselves the second I change it. 50 fucking pages of screaming, 100+ posts on my profile whinging about it.

Like I really want to try and move forward with the 501(c)(4) but what's the point? Apparently I've lost all the goodwill in the entire world by changing sticker notifications and asking people not to use language which is codified in multiple state legislatures as criminal terminology.

Gotta get up, gotta start my day fresh, I have hundreds of people who can't stand change and fucking hate me to impress. Gotta be SUPER professional too, don't want to offend any low IQ people.
I fucking promise you that this dumb raisin you're doing is not intentional. You are not supposed to navigate and keep track of the site by ARBITRARY PINGS about posts getting liked. I can't even fathom that you think this is even a desirable outcome.

None of you people deal with the bullraisin I do. I have zero resources and so regardless of what I pick on this issue, outside of just telling you dumbfucks to pound sand, I eat raisin.

Here's the raisin I get to eat. I have to pick which raisin I get to eat.






  • I fully permit dopamine zombies to get instantaneous notifications for every alert,



    • provoking reaction fueds where dipraisins negrate each other,
    • report each other,
    • create TTS posts about their negrates,
    • and then have to deal with (or find volunteer staff to deal with) the resulting outcomes,
    • long-term feuds, and community issues which exist.

  • I meet the dopamine zombies halfway, permitting them to manually check the page if they really, really need to navigate the entire site by "Dumbnigger69 liked your post", but then I STILL deal with



    • negrate feuds (albeit less often, the delay seems to help), and then
    • I get to deal with people writing userscripts which effectively create a botnet to DoS attack the reactions received page to datamine
    • just so they can go back to being a stage 1 dopamine zombie that gets mad at dumb ratings.

  • I disable the pages that streamline sticker notifications and then deal with



    • threats against the forum
    • promises to pull all support
    • attacks against me personally in every imaginable vector



So this is my life! This is what I get paid almost nothing to deal with! The most ungrateful and annoying fucking faggots in the entire world so incapable of using a website that they rely on fucking likes to figure out where they even post, screaming and raisinting themselves the second I change it. 50 fucking pages of screaming, 100+ posts on my profile whinging about it.

Like I really want to try and move forward with the 501(c)(4) but what's the point? Apparently I've lost all the goodwill in the entire world by changing sticker notifications and asking people not to use language which is codified in multiple state legislatures as criminal terminology.

Gotta get up, gotta start my day fresh, I have hundreds of people who can't stand change and fucking hate me to impress. Gotta be SUPER professional too, don't want to offend any low IQ people.
I fucking promise you that this dumb raisin you're doing is not intentional. You are not supposed to navigate and keep track of the site by ARBITRARY PINGS about posts getting liked. I can't even fathom that you think this is even a desirable outcome.

None of you people deal with the bullraisin I do. I have zero resources and so regardless of what I pick on this issue, outside of just telling you dumbfucks to pound sand, I eat raisin.

Here's the raisin I get to eat. I have to pick which raisin I get to eat.






  • I fully permit dopamine zombies to get instantaneous notifications for every alert,



    • provoking reaction fueds where dipraisins negrate each other,
    • report each other,
    • create TTS posts about their negrates,
    • and then have to deal with (or find volunteer staff to deal with) the resulting outcomes,
    • long-term feuds, and community issues which exist.

  • I meet the dopamine zombies halfway, permitting them to manually check the page if they really, really need to navigate the entire site by "Dumbnigger69 liked your post", but then I STILL deal with



    • negrate feuds (albeit less often, the delay seems to help), and then
    • I get to deal with people writing userscripts which effectively create a botnet to DoS attack the reactions received page to datamine
    • just so they can go back to being a stage 1 dopamine zombie that gets mad at dumb ratings.

  • I disable the pages that streamline sticker notifications and then deal with



    • threats against the forum
    • promises to pull all support
    • attacks against me personally in every imaginable vector



So this is my life! This is what I get paid almost nothing to deal with! The most ungrateful and annoying fucking faggots in the entire world so incapable of using a website that they rely on fucking likes to figure out where they even post, screaming and raisinting themselves the second I change it. 50 fucking pages of screaming, 100+ posts on my profile whinging about it.

Like I really want to try and move forward with the 501(c)(4) but what's the point? Apparently I've lost all the goodwill in the entire world by changing sticker notifications and asking people not to use language which is codified in multiple state legislatures as criminal terminology.

Gotta get up, gotta start my day fresh, I have hundreds of people who can't stand change and fucking hate me to impress. Gotta be SUPER professional too, don't want to offend any low IQ people.
I fucking promise you that this dumb raisin you're doing is not intentional. You are not supposed to navigate and keep track of the site by ARBITRARY PINGS about posts getting liked. I can't even fathom that you think this is even a desirable outcome.

None of you people deal with the bullraisin I do. I have zero resources and so regardless of what I pick on this issue, outside of just telling you dumbfucks to pound sand, I eat raisin.

Here's the raisin I get to eat. I have to pick which raisin I get to eat.






  • I fully permit dopamine zombies to get instantaneous notifications for every alert,



    • provoking reaction fueds where dipraisins negrate each other,
    • report each other,
    • create TTS posts about their negrates,
    • and then have to deal with (or find volunteer staff to deal with) the resulting outcomes,
    • long-term feuds, and community issues which exist.

  • I meet the dopamine zombies halfway, permitting them to manually check the page if they really, really need to navigate the entire site by "Dumbnigger69 liked your post", but then I STILL deal with



    • negrate feuds (albeit less often, the delay seems to help), and then
    • I get to deal with people writing userscripts which effectively create a botnet to DoS attack the reactions received page to datamine
    • just so they can go back to being a stage 1 dopamine zombie that gets mad at dumb ratings.

  • I disable the pages that streamline sticker notifications and then deal with



    • threats against the forum
    • promises to pull all support
    • attacks against me personally in every imaginable vector



So this is my life! This is what I get paid almost nothing to deal with! The most ungrateful and annoying fucking faggots in the entire world so incapable of using a website that they rely on fucking likes to figure out where they even post, screaming and raisinting themselves the second I change it. 50 fucking pages of screaming, 100+ posts on my profile whinging about it.

Like I really want to try and move forward with the 501(c)(4) but what's the point? Apparently I've lost all the goodwill in the entire world by changing sticker notifications
12 hours ago#1737255
raisin kiwicreatures care about
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Prince_Narcissist

Prince of Soybooru / Coq out in public fuqqqing 666 girls / Sexiest person on the soysphere

12 hours ago#1737306
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12 hours ago#1737326(edited 12 hours ago)
>kiwifarms is down
I must kill myself. This means troons won and null won’t get my 20 dollars o algo
11 hours ago#1737899
shut up annoying newfag
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DerSoylentDrinker

that one bastard who posts more than he should

11 hours ago#1737905
speak up unbothered newGOD
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DerSoylentDrinker
speak up unbothered newGOD
Oppositefag
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DerSoylentDrinker

that one bastard who posts more than he should

11 hours ago#1737931
DerSoylentDrinker
speak up unbothered newGOD
Samestraight
10 hours ago#1738033
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DerSoylentDrinker

that one bastard who posts more than he should

10 hours ago#1738043
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DerSoylentDrinker
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I don't take showers lol you're jealous of my green aura surrounded by my minions (flies)
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10 hours ago#1738069
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doctorcoomer
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I don't take showers lol you're jealous of my green aura surrounded by my minions (flies)
nigga
WTF WTF WTF baka
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DerSoylentDrinker

that one bastard who posts more than he should

10 hours ago#1738080
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nigga
my parents kicked me out of their house for "wasting money on dildos" (they just hate me cause I'm a nonchalant badass)
nigger
10 hours ago#1738104
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my parents kicked me out of their house for fucking dersoylentdrinker too loud all the time and ruining their sleep schedule
Yes daddy yes daddy yes daddy that happened oh my fauci it happned :omgsisa::omgsisa::omgsisa::omgsisa::omgsisa:
And i dont regret a single milisecond
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DerSoylentDrinker

that one bastard who posts more than he should

10 hours ago#1738114
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you are delusional
I smell like poop from a butt
ok
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We don't frown on a little brown

10 hours ago#1738115
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I don't take showers lol you're jealous of my green aura surrounded by my minions (flies)
nigga
ferd moment
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Marigold

They came, took him away, away from the ashes of the world, and he was happy to go. His job was done

10 hours ago#1738118
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Yes daddy yes daddy yes daddy that happened oh my fauci it happned :omgsisa::omgsisa::omgsisa::omgsisa::omgsisa:
And i dont regret a single milisecond
Can you be a based giga hunky again
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