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Hey 7zip.. do you think its erm, gay for us to be acting like this? With matching pfps, how we talk…
No bro, its just that you really love me, i- its never gay.
Can we have… blushes s- sex? I feel really really horny… I need you~
7zip gulps, knowing this is what he always wanted but he hesitates, as he has never done this before.
W- what?
I said.. can we fuck? I really want to~
Gillkoyim looks at 7zip’s growing bulge, knowing that even when he doesn’t reply, something else is.
I guess bro… Wait, what are you looking at?
I’m looking at that fat fucking bulge in your pants, I need it.
What a faggot you are, hm?
It’s not gay bro you aren’t a buff man. I baited too much and it made me s- slightly gay.
I’m just a faggot bro, but a faggot for you!
What? Y- you really love me unironically? I thought we should’ve seen it as a joke to get more attention from nusois, but you surprise me.
7zip nods, looking at gillkoyim blush surprised by the sudden confession of true love for him.
We got irony poisoned bro~ but is it really a bad thing when I already felt something, a spark between us?
When did you feel that?
Long ago before this “joke” I felt that you and I may not just be friends after all He winks.
Oh~ I felt the same thing…
Gill and 7zip look at eachother in the eye, dazed by the love they feel for eachother.
They suddenly notice eachother’s dicks tenting in their pants, the love they feel is not just visual but also very intimate, even when it started from bait.
I- hope this isn’t faggotry or anything.. Gill then leaps at 7zip and grips onto his pants, 7zip is eager and waiting for gill to uncover what he was lusting for this whole time.
7zip’s dick flops out of his pants as felix pulls it out, gill is astonished by how hard it is, how eager it was to see felix uncover it like a gift.
W- wow, you’re so… Gillkoyim licks 7zips dick, making it leak some precum. Excited for me.
My dick was waiting for you! Its just as in love with you as I am~ 7zip giggles while looking at gill, his face submissive and soft, so close to his throbbing fat dick.
M- mine too.. wanna see it? Gill is eager to pull his dick out, wanting to make love to his new and first boyfriend.
Pull it out bro~
Gillkoyim pulls his dick out, its wet and throbbing, eager to kiss 7zip’s dick.
Gill leaps at 7zip and starts frotting with him, unable to bear how horny he is, they kiss soon after.
Hhngh~ your cock is so warm… and so sticky, it’s almost like we are bonding, but differently~
Just kiss me.. let me f- fucking love you!
Gill grabs the back of 7zip’s head and starts kissing him eagerly, it’s obvious that the love he feels for 7zip is bigger than anything else he has accomplished.
Mwah~ I love you… my f- ffucking… boyfriend~
7zip grabs gill’s hips and touches his waist, making him moan.
I like how you moan, it’s really cute.
D- don’t touch my waist like that…
I can feel your pretty dick getting even more wet as I touch your waist~ 7zip massages gill’s waist more, making him whimper at the touch
H- hnngh~ Gill grabs 7zip’s dick and his, he starts frotting with him quickly, making wet noises with every stroke.
K- keep touching it like that and I will cum all over your soft skin gill~
Yes~ give me th- He frots with 7zip faster, hungry for his cum splattering on his skin. That thick fucking seed…
Gill moves and sucks 7zip’s dick, desperate for his cum.
I’m going to make you swallow all my c- cum!
7zip pushes gill’s head onto his dick, and cums down his throat, gill swallows it like it’s the last thing he will ever drink.

You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing Soytan shitting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of her rotten Soylent raisin penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "get out nigger" she mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of her radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under her, she takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive soybean pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. She knows fully that you're under her, and she prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet raisin off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Soytan takes some on her finger and tastes it. "This tastes like chudcel clitty!". She tastes more, but jams her finger so far down her throat that she vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of creamy butyric acid. You vomit her stomach contents back into her mouth. She does the same, repeating 4 or so times until she cums. You taste her squirt like she did with you. It tastes like goyslop.

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Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

Sprunki Nights"

(Verse 1)
Booting up, the screen lights bright,
Crazy colors in the middle of the night.
Beats are dropping, characters sing,
Every sound can change everything.

(Pre-Chorus)
Mix it up, don't slow it down,
Build a rhythm, wear the crown.
From the shadows to the light,
Sprunki keeps us up all night.

(Chorus)
Oh, Sprunki, hear the music play,
Making brand-new songs our way.
Every beat and every sound,
In Sprunki, magic can be found.
Oh, Sprunki, let the rhythm flow,
Turn it up and steal the show.
Together we'll create and see,
A world of endless melody.

(Verse 2)
Funny faces, voices strange,
Every mix can quickly change.
Hidden secrets, sounds untold,
New surprises to unfold.

(Bridge)
When the bass begins to rise,
Colors dancing in our eyes.
No two songs are quite the same,
That's the beauty of the game.

(Chorus)
Oh, Sprunki, hear the music play,
Making brand-new songs our way.
Every beat and every sound,
In Sprunki, magic can be found.
Oh, Sprunki, let the rhythm flow,
Turn it up and steal the show.
Together we'll create and see,
A world of endless melody.

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Bens↗

What the actual FUCK, is wrong with you people. I came to this website because of the incomprehensible wojacks on shitter, and i thought this would be a wholesome website with just incomprehensible wojacks and allyship with the LGBTQ community and Anti-Racist groups. But no. This website is full of fascist fucks who post transphobic incels memes. Im never posting wojacks again. Fuck you.

I remember dis when was this again?

I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!

I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!

Envision a fucking Ohio-born jardee-ass nigger (no cap 🧢) sliding into the DMs like a dumbass nigger with a cursed-ass recipe-67 layers of nasty nigger filth fr. Picture this skibidi rizzler nigger dumping straight bussin’ nigger poop, some mid French fries (Ohio nigger style 💀), and toilet water that’s straight bussin’ into a frognigger’s fucking NutriBullet ong. Blend that nigger shit like it’s a gyatt in the Ohio streets until it’s paste-adjacent, fam. Then? Smear that glizzy-glue all over your unhinged nigger mouth (sus behavior ngl) and go to town jacking off like a sigma nigger male with zero rizz. 💀🔥 Nigger.

Ah, yeah, that's... That's another nigger porn post! During the dead hours on /v/, right on time. The weather might change, the seasons definitely do, but if there's one thing I can always count on, it's nigger porn on /v/. Lemme ask you - do you ever get tired of this? The same thing, day in and day out? When you've made your post, about how totally "BLACKED" these anime women are getting, and you're sitting there, alone in whatever hovel you inhabit, with your fat, wrinkled, zit-ridden face just barely illuminated by the dim light coming out of your monitor, are you happy? Have you gotten some enjoyment out of this? Will you get it tomorrow? And the next day, when you do the exact same thing? Over and over again? Getting the same mixture of replies either jerking off your depraved nigger fetish and replies outwardly enraged by the sight of nigger porn on a videogames board? Seeing as you're going to sit there until the sun comes up anyway, desperately yanking on whatever you've got left of your penis after countless hours spent accommodating your porn addiction, why don't you try turning off your monitor for a moment, and lookng at yourself? Stare at the vague outline of your face, reflected in the black screen in front of you. Look into those dead eyes of yours and see if you can find traces of your soul. Some semblance of a human. Some lingering, faint remanant of a human being with the capacity to do something other than find enjoyment in getting NTR'd by a chimpanzee. And y'know? I could forgive posting porn, if these posts weren't such a bore! The same 2-3 captions in rotation, every time. You couldn't do something a little more entertaining? Funny, maybe? Not only are you repetitive, but you're a sad, pathetic, bore.

Well, see ya, OP. Enjoy the (you.)