2 weeks ago#1492067
I usually don’t post stuff like this, but holy shit did I get goosebimples because of this. It’s 1:50 rn and I’m sweating like a dog.
So I decided to take a day nap (because I woke up at 6 am today), and woke up somewhere in the 22:30 area, drank RAW MILK
with beer and went right back to bed, little did I know that it was a huge mistake on my part.
I wake up unable to move or do anything besides wiggling my toes, thinking to myself “heh, this must be a sleep paralysis” like a smug soyak would. After wiggling my toe for like 3 seconds I was able to gain momentum to move and went right back to sleep.
The 1st dream: I go somewhere with fucking haaland out of all people and we meet Kuklux klan guys and he decided to take a selfie with them, I instead decide to leave haaland there and go home like a loser. I arrive at my old home and decided to take a lift and a tall woman walks in and after we reach the max floor (15) she says: “are you gonna wait until the 500th floor?” after that the elevator starts accelerating, the lights start to flicker and the floor numbers became gibberish. She lunges at me like in the horror movies and I wake up.
“Holy shit that was scary” I think to myself, think I’m gonna make a post on soybooru!; titled something like: “I’m going insane” or something along those lines. Decide not to cause very tired, go back to ‘eeping.
Wake up with a sleep paralysis AGAIN “ffs not again” - I was saying to myself, do the toe ritual again and it worked, WOAOah! Look around, it’s sunrise, very beautiful golden, like in those TikTok dark fantasy edits. Go to the kitchen to eat and greet with my family. “Oh boy do I have the story to tell!” They greet my with a smile on their faces, clearly happy to see me. My mother says: “you woke up earlier than usually :)” and then
As soon as I try to say anything everything starts to melt around me, I start to get huge migraines and chest pain with a blurry vision
And then I wake up, fuck
I reach my phone because I was fucking devastated, trying to write somewhere something but my telephone just went pitch black and cracks, I start to head beating sound on my door.
Then I finally wake up, for REAL this time look at the phone, time 1 am
I’m never waking up at 6 am again.
So I decided to take a day nap (because I woke up at 6 am today), and woke up somewhere in the 22:30 area, drank RAW MILK
with beer and went right back to bed, little did I know that it was a huge mistake on my part.I wake up unable to move or do anything besides wiggling my toes, thinking to myself “heh, this must be a sleep paralysis” like a smug soyak would. After wiggling my toe for like 3 seconds I was able to gain momentum to move and went right back to sleep.
The 1st dream: I go somewhere with fucking haaland out of all people and we meet Kuklux klan guys and he decided to take a selfie with them, I instead decide to leave haaland there and go home like a loser. I arrive at my old home and decided to take a lift and a tall woman walks in and after we reach the max floor (15) she says: “are you gonna wait until the 500th floor?” after that the elevator starts accelerating, the lights start to flicker and the floor numbers became gibberish. She lunges at me like in the horror movies and I wake up.
“Holy shit that was scary” I think to myself, think I’m gonna make a post on soybooru!; titled something like: “I’m going insane” or something along those lines. Decide not to cause very tired, go back to ‘eeping.
Wake up with a sleep paralysis AGAIN “ffs not again” - I was saying to myself, do the toe ritual again and it worked, WOAOah! Look around, it’s sunrise, very beautiful golden, like in those TikTok dark fantasy edits. Go to the kitchen to eat and greet with my family. “Oh boy do I have the story to tell!” They greet my with a smile on their faces, clearly happy to see me. My mother says: “you woke up earlier than usually :)” and then
As soon as I try to say anything everything starts to melt around me, I start to get huge migraines and chest pain with a blurry vision
And then I wake up, fuck
I reach my phone because I was fucking devastated, trying to write somewhere something but my telephone just went pitch black and cracks, I start to head beating sound on my door.
Then I finally wake up, for REAL this time look at the phone, time 1 am
I’m never waking up at 6 am again.
BootsandChainsaws
Molester in training
Alcohol just makes me sleepy most of the time
BestKnownForCoal
Have you ever put your dick inside a flower pot?
2 weeks ago#1492200
psychotropic type of shit
2 weeks ago#1492201
I have never drank in my entire life so I have no idea how it feels to be youI usually don’t post stuff like this, but holy shit did I get goosebimples because of this. It’s 1:50 rn and I’m sweating like a dog.
So I decided to take a day nap (because I woke up at 6 am today), and woke up somewhere in the 22:30 area, drank RAW MILK
I wake up unable to move or do anything besides wiggling my toes, thinking to myself “heh, this must be a sleep paralysis” like a smug soyak would. After wiggling my toe for like 3 seconds I was able to gain momentum to move and went right back to sleep.
The 1st dream: I go somewhere with fucking haaland out of all people and we meet Kuklux klan guys and he decided to take a selfie with them, I instead decide to leave haaland there and go home like a loser. I arrive at my old home and decided to take a lift and a tall woman walks in and after we reach the max floor (15) she says: “are you gonna wait until the 500th floor?” after that the elevator starts accelerating, the lights start to flicker and the floor numbers became gibberish. She lunges at me like in the horror movies and I wake up.
“Holy shit that was scary” I think to myself, think I’m gonna make a post on soybooru!; titled something like: “I’m going insane” or something along those lines. Decide not to cause very tired, go back to ‘eeping.
Wake up with a sleep paralysis AGAIN “ffs not again” - I was saying to myself, do the toe ritual again and it worked, WOAOah! Look around, it’s sunrise, very beautiful golden, like in those TikTok dark fantasy edits. Go to the kitchen to eat and greet with my family. “Oh boy do I have the story to tell!” They greet my with a smile on their faces, clearly happy to see me. My mother says: “you woke up earlier than usually :)” and then
As soon as I try to say anything everything starts to melt around me, I start to get huge migraines and chest pain with a blurry vision
And then I wake up, fuck
I reach my phone because I was fucking devastated, trying to write somewhere something but my telephone just went pitch black and cracks, I start to head beating sound on my door.
Then I finally wake up, for REAL this time look at the phone, time 1 am
I’m never waking up at 6 am again.
2 weeks ago#1492202
Raw milk + beer
2 weeks ago#1492220
Maybe listening to this for 20 minutes while editing wasn’t the brightest idea.
https:/https://youtu.be/8PGQjTK_bW4?is=XJrLvgHwGlDoxm8q
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