DEEP THOUGHT: eggman and bowser and other video game villains are fucking retarded

NormalGOD

3 months ago#1461456

I know it's just like cacaslop to appeal to goys and manchildren so it doesn't have to make sense but like why doesn't bowser genuinely just torture mario. or like eggman why doesn't he just chop sonic's retarded ass legs off

moidslayer

i'm a demon kitty i love rainbows and tacos and cats and randomness

3 months ago#1461463

bc murder is illegal

jerboa

NormalGOD

3 months ago#1461464

moidslayer↗
bc murder is illegal

but they are quite literally villains and criminals

moidslayer

i'm a demon kitty i love rainbows and tacos and cats and randomness

3 months ago#1461468

jerboa↗
moidslayer↗
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bc murder is illegal
but they are quite literally villains and criminals

but they would go to jail

jerboa

NormalGOD

3 months ago#1461472

moidslayer↗
jerboa↗
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moidslayer↗
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bc murder is illegal
but they are quite literally villains and criminals
but they would go to jail

the police aren't gonna stop a 8'11 foot tall yellow lizard from pummeling the shit out of mario

moidslayer

i'm a demon kitty i love rainbows and tacos and cats and randomness

3 months ago#1461476

jerboa↗
moidslayer↗
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jerboa↗
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moidslayer↗
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bc murder is illegal
but they are quite literally villains and criminals
but they would go to jail
the police aren't gonna stop a 8'11 foot tall yellow lizard from pummeling the shit out of mario

can't be harder than stopping an armed robber