i used to tickle my pickle to Cobblestone (and still do)

Hi, my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that I'm dead? A few years ago, a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up, the police came. The girls said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you listened the whole message if you value your life. A boy called David received this message. He just laughed and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing. My laughter. He got really scared, rushed to his phone to repost this message, but he was too late. The next morning, his mom entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying "You will never have him back". No one has found his body yet because he is with me. A girl called Charlotte received this message and she immediately sent it to 25 people, 10 more than required. I still watch over every second of her life to make sure that she is safe and to keep her and everyone close to her out of danger. Send this to 15 people in the next five minutes if you don't want your fate to be the same as David's. Your time starts, now. The story is true, you can research it on Google.

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quiddy↗

I love using the boorum, its my favorite part of this niggerhell website, i was a janitor and every thing. one day, i was using the boorum and then all of a sudden Cobblestone showed up and turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PUL OUT MY BIG PICKLE AND START STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daliy and never got bored of it, I soon decided to hump my Cobblestone plush and strangle my pickle to my computer, merchandise and phone, I’m glad to still admit I still do this today and I’m never embarrassed and giving up

Was saying a racial slur REALLY necessary?

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Guatemalan goverment of wellfare and money distribution (GOVNO) would like for you to take a second of your time and read this.
Rajashwana Cohenstein, also known as @Vergilius, the local seller of pills for contarception and "Plan B" pills, has fallen to a deep sickness and is lying in medical bed. He has been in the deep state of coma for about a year. When he wakes up, he is constantly mumbling about " I was a Moderator" "Soybooru" "Man i wish i was erping on scholg right now"... He is also known to scream histericaly when the word "Govnoje" is mentioned... We are adressing you- Soybooru.com, to set aside at least 5$ for his Bottom and Upper Surgery, and the amputation of both of his legs.
Here are some of his pictures from his happiest moments of his life, may The Lord bless his poor soul!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS, SOYBOORU.COM!

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Aryanchud↗

quiddy↗

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I love using the boorum, its my favorite part of this niggerhell website, i was a janitor and every thing. one day, i was using the boorum and then all of a sudden Cobblestone showed up and turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PUL OUT MY BIG PICKLE AND START STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daliy and never got bored of it, I soon decided to hump my Cobblestone plush and strangle my pickle to my computer, merchandise and phone, I’m glad to still admit I still do this today and I’m never embarrassed and giving up

Was saying a racial slur REALLY necessary?

Yeah nigger

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Aryanchud↗

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Was saying a racial slur REALLY necessary?

Yeah nigger

Cobblestone is mine not yours.

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Aryanchud↗

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quiddy↗

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I love using the boorum, its my favorite part of this niggerhell website, i was a janitor and every thing. one day, i was using the boorum and then all of a sudden Cobblestone showed up and turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PUL OUT MY BIG PICKLE AND START STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daliy and never got bored of it, I soon decided to hump my Cobblestone plush and strangle my pickle to my computer, merchandise and phone, I’m glad to still admit I still do this today and I’m never embarrassed and giving up

Was saying a racial slur REALLY necessary?

Yeah nigger

How?

@Vergilius your mumma was fu.c.ked by squiddy