1 week ago#1397772
Jarty spaghetti
MexiaryanGeronto
Mexiaryan Gerontophile also simply known as MexiaryanGeronto or "Mecksuh Arian" by obsessed cucks
6 days ago#1484678
>Have you ever come to regret something in your life? For me, it was buying and eating a Soyniqua brand spaghetti from a random Lesothan shitskin on Ali Express. My name is Emerald, and this is my story. It was a misty day, I woke up in my Council house from a wet dream of Soyniqua that abruptly ended before she was about to place her Vantabrown skibidi big fat butt on my Green dick. I screamed in anger and sobbed as I had an autistic meltdown. I needed something to get these feelings out of me. After 15 minutes of waddling to my laptop on the other side of the room, I sat down, breaking one of my chairs. So, I took my laptop down on the floor with me. I had a 2 hour gooning session of Soyniqua gemmies. After that was over I felt exhausted and extremely malnourished. I rubbed tried to reach up and look on the counter only to find myself absolutely fucking horrified. I was out of my favorite fast food, spaghetti and snca capeshit branded Goyslop. I was reeling in spine chilling, bone chilling dread. I felt another autistic meltdown coming up. But suddenly I remember my phone was on the table. After 2 minutes of reaching I grabbed it with my stubby tardigrade like fingers and pulled it to me. Since most of my accounts were banned for repeatedly ranting about no Soyniqua NSFW merch gemmies, I decided to try Ali Express and..... Oh my fucking Racemixing..... There it was... The Soyniqua branded Spaghetti I always wanted. I clicked the buy option as fast as I could and put in my mom's credit numbers. She's currently rotting in the other room and I haven't gotten up to check so it's SNCA. I went to sleep and dreamed about Soyniqua again. I was kissing Soyniqua in the dream. She was about to go down on me before i was awoken by a violently loud BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP at my door. I was scared shitless and I was fucking leaking and mindbroken my dream was ruined once again. I heard a man call from the door. "SAAAR.... 'ello... 'ello.... youz is obsessed cumskin why you not opening the door ya kuch aurr..." I leaned myself and fatrolls over to the side to see a 5'2 balding Indian man standing at my doorstep with the Soyniqua Spaghetti. After another 15 minutes of waddling and lots of mindbroken ESL nigbabble seething and clitty leakage from the jeet I finally got my Spaghetti. I looked at the box and it was embroided with a Logo of muh heckin cute Vantabrown SISA xherself Soyniqua. I failed to notice the small inelligible Jarty seal of approval, with tiny awards "Made in Lesotho award, most obsessed Spaghetti award, infused with Braps award" I opened it up and eagerly brought it inside until I remember I don't know how to cook and my mom is dead. I opened up everything. The spaghetti was vantabrown and slimey, inbetween the vantabrown surface was a blue stripe with what seems like Red shapes in the style of lips. I was unphazed and began chowing down on the Soyniqua spaghetti but within 20 minutes I could tell something was wrong. Suddenly I started feeling extremely dizzy. I started violently shitting everywhere, but it wasn't normal shit. this was some kind of, Niggerhellian shit. It was white in color like milk, I was absolutely fucking horrified. The shit sprayed all over my favorite Soyniqua merchandise, covering my Soyniqua body pillow, my heckin Soyniqua funkos, my Soyniqua posters and stickers... It didn't destroy them though... Instead.. it was doing something... Her skin... oh her beautiful black skin... it's changing... It's turning... Vantawhite... NOOOO!! I shouted, I don't want my Soyniqua to be a cumskin... But I continued to uncontrollable raisin everywhere. It was over..... Soyniqua was now white... I couldn't stand it.. I couldn't stand what has happened to her... So I am writing this now before I roll myself off a nearby cliff, if you are a Soyniqua or racemixing fan, never buy and eat the Soyniqua brand spaghetti or your waifu will become a stupid obsessed cumskin...
QueenOfSpadesBBCLover
BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER
6 days ago#1484684
Blacked
oddypod
I'm a street nigga from the suburbs
6 days ago#1484687
sovnds like that brimstone creepypasta i wrote>Have you ever come to regret something in your life? For me, it was buying and eating a Soyniqua brand spaghetti from a random Lesothan shitskin on Ali Express. My name is Emerald, and this is my story. It was a misty day, I woke up in my Council house from a wet dream of Soyniqua that abruptly ended before she was about to place her Vantabrown skibidi big fat butt on my Green dick. I screamed in anger and sobbed as I had an autistic meltdown. I needed something to get these feelings out of me. After 15 minutes of waddling to my laptop on the other side of the room, I sat down, breaking one of my chairs. So, I took my laptop down on the floor with me. I had a 2 hour gooning session of Soyniqua gemmies. After that was over I felt exhausted and extremely malnourished. I rubbed tried to reach up and look on the counter only to find myself absolutely fucking horrified. I was out of my favorite fast food, spaghetti and snca capeshit branded Goyslop. I was reeling in spine chilling, bone chilling dread. I felt another autistic meltdown coming up. But suddenly I remember my phone was on the table. After 2 minutes of reaching I grabbed it with my stubby tardigrade like fingers and pulled it to me. Since most of my accounts were banned for repeatedly ranting about no Soyniqua NSFW merch gemmies, I decided to try Ali Express and..... Oh my fucking Racemixing..... There it was... The Soyniqua branded Spaghetti I always wanted. I clicked the buy option as fast as I could and put in my mom's credit numbers. She's currently rotting in the other room and I haven't gotten up to check so it's SNCA. I went to sleep and dreamed about Soyniqua again. I was kissing Soyniqua in the dream. She was about to go down on me before i was awoken by a violently loud BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP at my door. I was scared shitless and I was fucking leaking and mindbroken my dream was ruined once again. I heard a man call from the door. "SAAAR.... 'ello... 'ello.... youz is obsessed cumskin why you not opening the door ya kuch aurr..." I leaned myself and fatrolls over to the side to see a 5'2 balding Indian man standing at my doorstep with the Soyniqua Spaghetti. After another 15 minutes of waddling and lots of mindbroken ESL nigbabble seething and clitty leakage from the jeet I finally got my Spaghetti. I looked at the box and it was embroided with a Logo of muh heckin cute Vantabrown SISA xherself Soyniqua. I failed to notice the small inelligible Jarty seal of approval, with tiny awards "Made in Lesotho award, most obsessed Spaghetti award, infused with Braps award" I opened it up and eagerly brought it inside until I remember I don't know how to cook and my mom is dead. I opened up everything. The spaghetti was vantabrown and slimey, inbetween the vantabrown surface was a blue stripe with what seems like Red shapes in the style of lips. I was unphazed and began chowing down on the Soyniqua spaghetti but within 20 minutes I could tell something was wrong. Suddenly I started feeling extremely dizzy. I started violently shitting everywhere, but it wasn't normal shit. this was some kind of, Niggerhellian shit. It was white in color like milk, I was absolutely fucking horrified. The shit sprayed all over my favorite Soyniqua merchandise, covering my Soyniqua body pillow, my heckin Soyniqua funkos, my Soyniqua posters and stickers... It didn't destroy them though... Instead.. it was doing something... Her skin... oh her beautiful black skin... it's changing... It's turning... Vantawhite... NOOOO!! I shouted, I don't want my Soyniqua to be a cumskin... But I continued to uncontrollable raisin everywhere. It was over..... Soyniqua was now white... I couldn't stand it.. I couldn't stand what has happened to her... So I am writing this now before I roll myself off a nearby cliff, if you are a Soyniqua or racemixing fan, never buy and eat the Soyniqua brand spaghetti or your waifu will become a stupid obsessed cumskin...
Never eat the soyniqua spaghetti 
6 days ago#1484695
Go to the OMGSISA
MexiaryanGeronto
Mexiaryan Gerontophile also simply known as MexiaryanGeronto or "Mecksuh Arian" by obsessed cucks
Scoot
i like making soyjaks
6 days ago#1491800
Hello guys, my name is Dan Bykes and today i will tell you something horrifying that happened to me a few years ago wich i still remember to this very day.
It all started when i was walking home from my shitty 9/5 fast food job, on the way home though, i felt the need to pee, since im civilized unlike an average nigger baboon i decided to go to walmart, after all they usually have a somewhat clean public restroom in atleast my city where i live in, so i went there.
So anyways once i finally got there i went to the urinal and took a piss, while i was washing my hands next to the sink with soap, i started hearing strange noises from the toilet bowl, acompanied with nigger rap music, Iron mouse and lankybox'es autistic screeching, i decided to investigate.
Thanks to me being tall, i was able to take a little peak, what i saw was terrifying.
It was Emerald the famous booru gegbvll that i usually mock for the gegs to make my day a bit better, while i never expected him to be in the same city i live in, something felt wrong.
I saw him butt naked, he had a radio wich he seemingly put on top of the bathroom stall, his dirty and rotten, probably moldy clothes were on the ground, he was drooling and slightly foaming over an unflushed toilet bowl, his eyes were red and his pupils small, with sweat pouring down all over his body and blood leaking from his rotten tranny axe wound, he grabbed the shit from the toilet bowl and then began drawing queen of spades over the walls over and over before coming to a sudden stop, after a few seconds he began violently shitting on the floor wich resulted in his clothes being completly brown, he also emptied out the toilet paper and then he used the cardboard tubes from the toilet paper as party hats so he could wear them like banban from garten of banban.
Shortly after he took a piss in a janitor bucket while licking his hands, he then poured the janitor bucket all over xhim while dancing simmilarly to gigamilk, this was so disgusting that i had to vomit through the window, unfortuanately he heared me vomiting and he said something in a mix of spanish and mosothan before busting the bathroom stall door open, he saw me, but luckily since his fatass was slow i managed to escape.
This left me a mental scar and i had to take a break for a day, atleast it was friday though, with nothing better to do i turned on the television, there was news about ''Man arrested for public indecency and vandalisim after leaving behind trials of feces, pee and blood while running butt naked in walmart''
I couldn't believe my fucking eyes, i was relieved that i woludn't see such a vile abomination running across the streets of my town for a long time, but i still couldn't sleep that night, what if he finds me just so he can get revenge after being released from jail?
Anyways, im still mentally recovering from this experience, this serves as a warning, if you ever hear strange noises coming from the toilet bowl while in a public restroom, whetever its scrubbing, nigger rap music or someone speaking in specifically mosothan, run.
It all started when i was walking home from my shitty 9/5 fast food job, on the way home though, i felt the need to pee, since im civilized unlike an average nigger baboon i decided to go to walmart, after all they usually have a somewhat clean public restroom in atleast my city where i live in, so i went there.
So anyways once i finally got there i went to the urinal and took a piss, while i was washing my hands next to the sink with soap, i started hearing strange noises from the toilet bowl, acompanied with nigger rap music, Iron mouse and lankybox'es autistic screeching, i decided to investigate.
Thanks to me being tall, i was able to take a little peak, what i saw was terrifying.
It was Emerald the famous booru gegbvll that i usually mock for the gegs to make my day a bit better, while i never expected him to be in the same city i live in, something felt wrong.
I saw him butt naked, he had a radio wich he seemingly put on top of the bathroom stall, his dirty and rotten, probably moldy clothes were on the ground, he was drooling and slightly foaming over an unflushed toilet bowl, his eyes were red and his pupils small, with sweat pouring down all over his body and blood leaking from his rotten tranny axe wound, he grabbed the shit from the toilet bowl and then began drawing queen of spades over the walls over and over before coming to a sudden stop, after a few seconds he began violently shitting on the floor wich resulted in his clothes being completly brown, he also emptied out the toilet paper and then he used the cardboard tubes from the toilet paper as party hats so he could wear them like banban from garten of banban.
Shortly after he took a piss in a janitor bucket while licking his hands, he then poured the janitor bucket all over xhim while dancing simmilarly to gigamilk, this was so disgusting that i had to vomit through the window, unfortuanately he heared me vomiting and he said something in a mix of spanish and mosothan before busting the bathroom stall door open, he saw me, but luckily since his fatass was slow i managed to escape.
This left me a mental scar and i had to take a break for a day, atleast it was friday though, with nothing better to do i turned on the television, there was news about ''Man arrested for public indecency and vandalisim after leaving behind trials of feces, pee and blood while running butt naked in walmart''
I couldn't believe my fucking eyes, i was relieved that i woludn't see such a vile abomination running across the streets of my town for a long time, but i still couldn't sleep that night, what if he finds me just so he can get revenge after being released from jail?
Anyways, im still mentally recovering from this experience, this serves as a warning, if you ever hear strange noises coming from the toilet bowl while in a public restroom, whetever its scrubbing, nigger rap music or someone speaking in specifically mosothan, run.
6 days ago#1491806
You don't want to know what happens to us EMERALDS in Italy
emerald
As citizens of the global village we must come together as one but apart and build back better.
6 days ago#1491915
If soyniqua merchandise existed I would buy it>Have you ever come to regret something in your life? For me, it was buying and eating a Soyniqua brand spaghetti from a random Lesothan shitskin on Ali Express. My name is Emerald, and this is my story. It was a misty day, I woke up in my Council house from a wet dream of Soyniqua that abruptly ended before she was about to place her Vantabrown skibidi big fat butt on my Green dick. I screamed in anger and sobbed as I had an autistic meltdown. I needed something to get these feelings out of me. After 15 minutes of waddling to my laptop on the other side of the room, I sat down, breaking one of my chairs. So, I took my laptop down on the floor with me. I had a 2 hour gooning session of Soyniqua gemmies. After that was over I felt exhausted and extremely malnourished. I rubbed tried to reach up and look on the counter only to find myself absolutely fucking horrified. I was out of my favorite fast food, spaghetti and snca capeshit branded Goyslop. I was reeling in spine chilling, bone chilling dread. I felt another autistic meltdown coming up. But suddenly I remember my phone was on the table. After 2 minutes of reaching I grabbed it with my stubby tardigrade like fingers and pulled it to me. Since most of my accounts were banned for repeatedly ranting about no Soyniqua NSFW merch gemmies, I decided to try Ali Express and..... Oh my fucking Racemixing..... There it was... The Soyniqua branded Spaghetti I always wanted. I clicked the buy option as fast as I could and put in my mom's credit numbers. She's currently rotting in the other room and I haven't gotten up to check so it's SNCA. I went to sleep and dreamed about Soyniqua again. I was kissing Soyniqua in the dream. She was about to go down on me before i was awoken by a violently loud BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP at my door. I was scared shitless and I was fucking leaking and mindbroken my dream was ruined once again. I heard a man call from the door. "SAAAR.... 'ello... 'ello.... youz is obsessed cumskin why you not opening the door ya kuch aurr..." I leaned myself and fatrolls over to the side to see a 5'2 balding Indian man standing at my doorstep with the Soyniqua Spaghetti. After another 15 minutes of waddling and lots of mindbroken ESL nigbabble seething and clitty leakage from the jeet I finally got my Spaghetti. I looked at the box and it was embroided with a Logo of muh heckin cute Vantabrown SISA xherself Soyniqua. I failed to notice the small inelligible Jarty seal of approval, with tiny awards "Made in Lesotho award, most obsessed Spaghetti award, infused with Braps award" I opened it up and eagerly brought it inside until I remember I don't know how to cook and my mom is dead. I opened up everything. The spaghetti was vantabrown and slimey, inbetween the vantabrown surface was a blue stripe with what seems like Red shapes in the style of lips. I was unphazed and began chowing down on the Soyniqua spaghetti but within 20 minutes I could tell something was wrong. Suddenly I started feeling extremely dizzy. I started violently shitting everywhere, but it wasn't normal shit. this was some kind of, Niggerhellian shit. It was white in color like milk, I was absolutely fucking horrified. The shit sprayed all over my favorite Soyniqua merchandise, covering my Soyniqua body pillow, my heckin Soyniqua funkos, my Soyniqua posters and stickers... It didn't destroy them though... Instead.. it was doing something... Her skin... oh her beautiful black skin... it's changing... It's turning... Vantawhite... NOOOO!! I shouted, I don't want my Soyniqua to be a cumskin... But I continued to uncontrollable raisin everywhere. It was over..... Soyniqua was now white... I couldn't stand it.. I couldn't stand what has happened to her... So I am writing this now before I roll myself off a nearby cliff, if you are a Soyniqua or racemixing fan, never buy and eat the Soyniqua brand spaghetti or your waifu will become a stupid obsessed cumskin...
Brimstatesian
Brimstatesian
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