My Israeli wife is being increasingly more violent towards me

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1 month ago#1383629
It has been 4 years since I married my Israeli-American (dual-citizen) Hapa (heckin' cultured Hawaiian for mixed-race, you dirty bigot) wife. She has since become irrationally violent with me, resorting to pushing me down our stairs when we argue, threatening to have me deported (I'm a born American), and stopping our arguments randomly, only to pick them up 5 days later, resulting in me being beaten the fuck out of by a wooden spoon or being shoved into our dryer while I load our laundry (she doesn't do any chores). She is verbally abusive, calling me a "ret*rded goyim mutt". When I ask why she is so hostile to non-Jewish folx, she and her pure-bred Israeli mafioso brother take me into our basement, tie me down to the pipes down in there and throw Christmas tree ornaments at me. When I ask non-combative questions (i.e, what to get at McGoyFeed's or for our mixed Judeo-Amerimutt kids' Xmas presents), she hits me in the back of the head with a PVC pipe and tells me I'm not in charge.

Does anyone have advice? Have any of you dealt with similar predicaments?
1 month ago#1383686
what subreddit did you get this from
1 month ago#1383706
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what subreddit did you get this from
c nmt talk she s tzing me
1 month ago#1383713
h8em
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c nmt talk she s tzing me
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1 month ago#1383726
hashem have mercy on you or something
1 month ago#1383777
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hashem have mercy on you or something
I tried going to the Synagogue with her but the Rabbi there was too scared of her, so he paid me off to convince her to go home
1 month ago#1383835
h8em
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hashem have mercy on you or something
I tried going to the Synagogue with her but the Rabbi there was too scared of her, so he paid me off to convince her to go home
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have you tried shielding yourself with foreskin
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BartWever

4/pol/ winned

1 month ago#1383847
Put her in the oven
1 month ago#1383864
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h8em
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hashem have mercy on you or something
I tried going to the Synagogue with her but the Rabbi there was too scared of her, so he paid me off to convince her to go home
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have you tried shielding yourself with foreskin
She took so much of my cock skin it looks like a skinned fucking chicken, not only that but I'm constantly pegged by her.
1 month ago#1383902
BartWever
Put her in the oven
You know I tried doing this once and she not only smacked me for 3 hrs straight, but she tied me to a chair and threatened to blow the house up in a "gas leak".
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BartWever

4/pol/ winned

1 month ago#1383934
h8em
BartWever
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Put her in the oven
You know I tried doing this once and she not only smacked me for 3 hrs straight, but she tied me to a chair and threatened to blow the house up in a "gas leak".
Call Moonman to deal with her.
1 month ago#1383972
BartWever
h8em
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BartWever
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Put her in the oven
You know I tried doing this once and she not only smacked me for 3 hrs straight, but she tied me to a chair and threatened to blow the house up in a "gas leak".
Call Moonman to deal with her.
Moonman sadly passed away. Another valid brxther of the palest color lost to the Patriarchy.
1 month ago#1383976
BartWever
h8em
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BartWever
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Put her in the oven
You know I tried doing this once and she not only smacked me for 3 hrs straight, but she tied me to a chair and threatened to blow the house up in a "gas leak".
Call Moonman to deal with her.
preferably get your wife to mess with his gang
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BartWever

4/pol/ winned

1 month ago#1384007
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h8em
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BartWever
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Put her in the oven
You know I tried doing this once and she not only smacked me for 3 hrs straight, but she tied me to a chair and threatened to blow the house up in a "gas leak".
Call Moonman to deal with her.
preferably get your wife to mess with his gang
Jewish whore VS triple K mafia.
1 month ago#1384061
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h8em
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BartWever
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Put her in the oven
You know I tried doing this once and she not only smacked me for 3 hrs straight, but she tied me to a chair and threatened to blow the house up in a "gas leak".
Call Moonman to deal with her.
preferably get your wife to mess with his gang
I've been considering just Fosgating my way out of this. She says if I try it she'll "string me by my feet nude and whip me" to "assert Jewish dominance"
1 month ago#1384137(edited 1 month ago)
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okay this is getting gay as fuck im leaving
1 month ago#1384208
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okay this is getting gay as fuck im leaving
This wasn't even funny to begin with I botched most of it and it sounds like some fucking 196 copypasta idk why any of you replied in the first place
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BlackedMagic

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1 month ago#1384249
you could always ask her to make you strawberry milk with her breastmilk?
1 month ago#1384274
BlackedMagic
you could always ask her to make you strawberry milk with her breastmilk?
dem khazar milkers
1 month ago#1384286
a heccin fine gentleman of taste? take my updoot, xir
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