Would you rather be given $20 for each poop you've ever had OR have $30 for every time you poop in the future?

dinghington

1 month ago#1341998

What determines a single poop

moidslayer

pocky boy

1 month ago#1342001

i think i could invest that money rn in a more meaningful way

cucumber

Dangerous Aborter

1 month ago#1342005

Unless you're like 40 then there's no point in not picking the latter

Jones

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yV2J4p2_KjA

1 month ago#1342007

inflation exists :neutral:

Pineapple_Punch

1 month ago#1342011

dinghington↗
What determines a single poop

Every bathroom visit in which you shit determines a single poop

Vergilius

I can’t help but love the pain which fills the void of solitude.

1 month ago#1342015

shut up, nobody likes you

Pineapple_Punch

1 month ago#1342017

cucumber↗
Unless you're like 40 then there's no point in not picking the latter

Most teens are young

Pineapple_Punch

1 month ago#1342020

Vergilius↗
shut up, nobody likes you

Sure, but the problem is that I'm in love with you and what to have kids with you. What now?

cucumber

Dangerous Aborter

1 month ago#1342024

Pineapple_Punch↗
cucumber↗
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Unless you're like 40 then there's no point in not picking the latter
Most teens are young

Exactly, you have a lot more future poops than past poops assuming you don't die early

mandelbrot

fluttershy of soybooru

1 month ago#1342030

life is uncertain

Pineapple_Punch

1 month ago#1342031

But what if u are gonna die early? Then u need to grab the bag while you still can

Peter

AKA Mist

1 month ago#1342045

Pineapple_Punch↗
But what if u are gonna die early? Then u need to grab the bag while you still can

If you think like this you are either retarded or a woman
>I COULD DIE AND GET RAPED AND OILED AND OWNED GOMORROW.... I SHOULDNT DO ANYTHING WORTHWHILE FOR MY FUTURE AND BE A GOOD GOY

taking the 30 dollar poop offer... from my calculations it isnt worth taking the 20 dollar one.

Jones

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yV2J4p2_KjA

1 month ago#1342058

if you are 20 years old now then in 60 years 30 dollars is going to be worth around 7 dollars (i might be retarded and i dont care about the exact amount)

cucumber

Dangerous Aborter

1 month ago#1342104

moidslayer↗
i think i could invest that money rn in a more meaningful way

Actually a fair point. If we assume an average pooping rate of 10 poops per week for 20 years that's 10,400 poops for a lump sum of $208,000. If invested into the S&P 500 with an average return rate of 10% per year, then that would net you $20,800 for the first year, which is more than the expected $15,600 per year from the $30 for every future poop, and that doesn't even account for compounding interest. So the former is actually the better deal, but I need to account for investing the future poop money as well.