was king midas retarded why didnt he just wear gloves

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1 month ago#1246824
I don’t know
1 month ago#1246827
is that the skittles guy
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isaac33

isaac33

1 month ago#1246829
Zwedon
is that the skittles guy
its me
1 month ago#1246830
isaac33
Zwedon
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is that the skittles guy
its me
you're black
1 month ago#1246831
Zwedon
is that the skittles guy
yes its like the skittles guy but instead of tasting the rainbow he turns everything gold
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Pseudo

Keep calm and carry on.

1 month ago#1246832
imagine gloves turn rock solid around your hands. Unless it's chainmail
1 month ago#1246840
fortnite guy
1 month ago#1246841
if king midas could turn everything into gold he could have hired a super smart blacksmith to make him some gloves with mobility
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Beni

!!nu@uz!! !!I fuck black trannies for a living!!

1 month ago#1246847
Because the gloves would’ve turned into gold making them essentially useless
1 month ago#1246849
Why didn't he just hire someone who would do tasks for him
1 month ago#1246851
even if the gloves turned gold his hands would still be covered therefore he could hold shit or hold his daughter without turning her to gold
1 month ago#1246852
King midas was RICH :kaching:
1 month ago#1246853
and when he was finished he could just destroy the gloves to free his hands because gold isnt that strong
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nakukoro

How high can I go before it's too far to fall?

1 month ago#1246857
Was it just his hands that turned things to gold or did any part of his body do it?
1 month ago#1246858
Or he could just use a fork
1 month ago#1246860
nakukoro
Was it just his hands that turned things to gold or did any part of his body do it?
i believe his lips also turned food and such to gold
1 month ago#1246861
nakukoro
Was it just his hands that turned things to gold or did any part of his body do it?
Are you trying to figure out if he could pick things up with his dih
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nakukoro

How high can I go before it's too far to fall?

1 month ago#1246864
Pineapple_Punch
nakukoro
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Was it just his hands that turned things to gold or did any part of his body do it?
Are you trying to figure out if he could pick things up with his dih
Kinda. I was curious as to what happened when he pissed.
Would the stream turn to gold?
1 month ago#1246865
Just his hands. If it was his whole body his clothes would turn to gold
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