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Wonderful news!

The elusive Tama dakimakura is almost ready. Here's a little sneak peek:
Preparations must be made before the full unveiling as it's such a powerful gem it might instantly unalive some of the more coalier users and I don't want blood on my paws
but I want it now
N_A↗
but I want it now
Patience, grasshopper
You are a worthless, bitch ass ferret. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass ferret.

You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.

You should kiss yourself, NOW.

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble.

Cause what are you here for? To worship me? kiss yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless ferret, in my life.

If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a ferret like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the ferret literally serves no fucking purpose.

Imagine a father, now we got lots of ferrets with, wives and kids and raisin that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this ferret actually had children. This ferret is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy.

I've never seen someone so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream, and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again. We keep banning you. ferret let me, let me, let's do you a favor.

Let's go to the 99-cent store, let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a TV screen right in front of you. Im gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking garage.

We're gonna force feed you. Pry your eyes open. Probably dont need to do that cause you're already on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, until you consistenly watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. Till you're gonna be like "oh this is fucking torture". You're gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy. Just, your eyes are gonna bleed, the retinas are gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood and crack open veins, and the reitnas are just going to start engaging and bulging.

Then im gonna grab that rope and say are you ready? And you're gonna say yes and im just gonna PULL IT. While you BEG me, BEG me and I mean BEG me to unalive you. And choke you, choke the worthless life out of your sorry ass.
mreps↗
You are a worthless, bitch ass ferret. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass ferret.
You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.
You should kiss yourself, NOW.
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble.
Cause what are you here for? To worship me? kiss yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless ferret, in my life.
If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a ferret like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the ferret literally serves no fucking purpose.
Imagine a father, now we got lots of ferrets with, wives and kids and raisin that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this ferret actually had children. This ferret is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy.
I've never seen someone so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream, and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again. We keep banning you. ferret let me, let me, let's do you a favor.
Let's go to the 99-cent store, let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a TV screen right in front of you. Im gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking garage.
We're gonna force feed you. Pry your eyes open. Probably dont need to do that cause you're already on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, until you consistenly watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. Till you're gonna be like "oh this is fucking torture". You're gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy. Just, your eyes are gonna bleed, the retinas are gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood and crack open veins, and the reitnas are just going to start engaging and bulging.
Then im gonna grab that rope and say are you ready? And you're gonna say yes and im just gonna PULL IT. While you BEG me, BEG me and I mean BEG me to unalive you. And choke you, choke the worthless life out of your sorry ass.
I disagree
:omgsisa:
make her black
@Wordsalot and don't worry it doesn't contain a diaper though it does contain her balls and asshole
Instructions will be provided on how to get it printed for yourself but obviously it will cost a bit.
tamas↗
@Wordsalot and don't worry it doesn't contain a diaper though it does contain her balls and asshole
>balls
Why?
Shemypito
MexigemmyGeronto↗unverified
tamas↗
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@Wordsalot and don't worry it doesn't contain a diaper though it does contain her balls and asshole
>balls
Why?
W futa faps
MexigemmyGeronto↗
tamas↗
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@Wordsalot and don't worry it doesn't contain a diaper though it does contain her balls and asshole
>balls
Why?
I had a hard time deciding whether or not I wanted her to be futa but I figured giving her balls (and a dick technically but not really visible) fit things better
tamas↗
MexigemmyGeronto↗
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tamas↗
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@Wordsalot and don't worry it doesn't contain a diaper though it does contain her balls and asshole
>balls
Why?
I had a hard time deciding whether or not I wanted her to be futa but I figured giving her balls (and a dick technically but not really visible) fit things better
This is literally like drawing a Spade tattoo on the Mona Lisa. Nice job ruining something with so much potential.
MexigemmyGeronto↗
tamas↗
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I had a hard time deciding whether or not I wanted her to be futa but I figured giving her balls (and a dick technically but not really visible) fit things better
This is literally like drawing a Spade tattoo on the Mona Lisa. Nice job ruining something with so much potential.
Someone should do that
As far as I know this is the only Tama pillow that will be available for a long time so especially fuck you for that raisin. I hope someone fucking healthcare CEO assasinates you from behind for fucking ruining the only good Tama pillow we may ever fucking get.
Useless fucking noon just destroyed something amazing.
rayenari↗
make her black
and give her a pixie cut:omgsisa:
IT'S NOT LIKE MY FAMILY WOULD EVEN LET ME GET A PILLOW LIKE THIS TO BEGIN WITH BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY TRADITIONAL AND THINK THIS IS UNMASCULINE. BUT ON TOP OF THAT, YOU HAD TO GO AND MAKE IT HAVE A BALLSACK??? I WOULD NEVER WANT THAT AND NOW ANY CHANCE OF POTENTIALLY HAVE A TAMA PILLOW IN ANY SITUATION IS FOREVER FUCKING RUINED FOR ME FUCK.
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