Earthquake

: Oh my soylent! I got the new Nintendo Switch
*CRACK*
: Huh? What's that sound
*FULL CRACK*
: Ahhhh! I'm going to fall!
: Don't worry, I'll save you!
: Oh my fauci, thank you, kind sir!
*SNATCH*
: Huh? Why did you take my Nintendo Swi-
*PUSH*
: Heh, nothing personal, buddy.
: Please! Spare me! I did nothing wrong-
*SLIP*
: NOOOOOOO!!!!
*SPLAT*
: Hah, stupid motherfucker.
*WALKS AWAY*