A little song I made for you to sing if your testicles ever hurt

My testicles, my testicles!
They hurt so bad!
I can almost feel like they are closing in and screaming out like being trapped in a bag!
My testicles, oh it's such a tragedy!
My testicles are hurt like how you feel a sharp crack in your back whenever you bend down and feel very nasty!
My testicles, balls, nuts, whatever!
They hurt too much, and I need assistance from anyone!
How can this happen to me, I feel so devastated,
Oh well, I guess I could endure it and try to fix it at best.