A balkan joke

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Cobsonium

17/100 characters

16 hours ago#1102891(edited 16 hours ago)
What would happen if a Serb, a Croat, and a Bosnian had to build houses in a month?
A Serb designs the house in 15 days, and spends 16 arguing with the contractors over the blueprint.
A Croat gets a building permit and spends 30 days ensuring his blueprint meets European standards with nothing built.
A Bosnian wings it, builds the thing in a week, but forgets the front door and has to enter through the window instead.
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Aryanchud

Gaslight, Gatekeep,Gigaquote

16 hours ago#1102901
This would be funny if I was Balkan
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yakubianbiwisi

soyteen is nigger of the world

16 hours ago#1102902
This is funny but im not balkab
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Cobsonium

17/100 characters

16 hours ago#1102908
16 hours ago#1102909
I dont get it
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Cobsonium

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16 hours ago#1102910
@Olgol How funny is this?
16 hours ago#1102912
This would funny but im not balkan
16 hours ago#1102923
>A Croat gets a building permit and spends 30 days ensuring his blueprint meets European standards with nothing built.
:kek:
16 hours ago#1102977
Journalists asks a bosniak what he thinks about the big cross that the Croats constructed on the Hum hill above Mostar. He says, “I think it is a big plus for Bosnia"
16 hours ago#1102991
and at the end of it, they all blow each others up and have to start over
16 hours ago#1103007
A man from Serbia and a man from Japan were talking about priorities in life. The man from Japan said: For me, Japan is first, then my job, and then comes the family. The person from Serbia said: For me, it is the opposite, first comes my family, then my job, and then comes Japan.
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Extteen

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13 hours ago#1105528
Cobsonium
good jok e and accurate
12 hours ago#1105965
Im balkan and this is funny
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chudslop

straight

3 hours ago#1110525
I took a shit while reading this
3 hours ago#1110526
Ok
3 hours ago#1110531
And the montenegrin? sleeping.
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austrian_chud

It's too shartypilled...

3 hours ago#1110575
A bosnian would build a giant bbc
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