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Who would you cast in a sharty movie?

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Admre

Goodbye Europe, hello Ameriburger!

3 weeks ago#1068766
Imagine they were making a soyjak movie with characters like Nate, hunky, soytan etc.
What actors would you cast to fit those roles?
(This will happen in a few years, if the backrooms can have one we can too)
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Admre

Goodbye Europe, hello Ameriburger!

3 weeks ago#1068781
Bump
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cocoschoppenboer

artist:cocoa

3 weeks ago#1068786
nate as ryan gosling !
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snca
3 weeks ago#1068788
jack black as hunky
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cocoschoppenboer

artist:cocoa

3 weeks ago#1068792
ryan goslingas nate !
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cocoschoppenboer

artist:cocoa

3 weeks ago#1068794
Fugk
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BAOSIC

Wanderfag

3 weeks ago#1068801
Nicolas Cage
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mreps

hi

3 weeks ago#1068807
Shaquille o Neal as mustard
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cocoschoppenboer

artist:cocoa

3 weeks ago#1068812
forest whitaker as hunky
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DoomKillerPL

A Foxgirl With Lots of Validation 🦊🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇱

3 weeks ago#1068819
Ellen Page as The Pooner.
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Uncle_Spaghettio

Grey at heart, forever and ever

3 weeks ago#1068824
Bruce Lee as froot
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CascadiaWON

Rapist GC fucking won

3 weeks ago#1068833
Dwayne Johnson as Nophono
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KILLTRANNIES

poopwaffen

3 weeks ago#1068835
Me as Elliot Rodger
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DerSoylentDrinker

bet ya didn't expect me to change my status didn't ya?

3 weeks ago#1068836
I saw a thread with this exact premise on /soy/
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yakubianbiwisi

soyteen is nigger of the world

3 weeks ago#1068839
Dave blunts as hunky
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Admre

Goodbye Europe, hello Ameriburger!

3 weeks ago#1068840

DerSoylentDrinker↗
I saw a thread with this exact premise on /soy/
Wasn’t me
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Citrine
3 weeks ago#1068841
morgan freeman as rapeson
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Admre

Goodbye Europe, hello Ameriburger!

3 weeks ago#1068842
yakubianbiwisi↗
Dave blunts as hunky
DO DIS, the makeup team can give him large inflated red cheeks
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DoomKillerPL

A Foxgirl With Lots of Validation 🦊🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇱

3 weeks ago#1068844
Ernest Khamilov as Gigachad.
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yakubianbiwisi

soyteen is nigger of the world

3 weeks ago#1068847
Ryan gosling as nate
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