Who would you cast in a sharty movie?

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2 months ago#1068766
Imagine they were making a soyjak movie with characters like Nate, hunky, soytan etc.
What actors would you cast to fit those roles?
(This will happen in a few years, if the backrooms can have one we can too)
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2 months ago#1068781
Bump
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cocoschoppenboer

Whiter than you

2 months ago#1068786
nate as ryan gosling !
2 months ago#1068788
jack black as hunky
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cocoschoppenboer

Whiter than you

2 months ago#1068792
ryan goslingas nate !
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cocoschoppenboer

Whiter than you

2 months ago#1068794
Fugk
2 months ago#1068801
Nicolas Cage
2 months ago#1068807
Shaquille o Neal as mustard
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cocoschoppenboer

Whiter than you

2 months ago#1068812
forest whitaker as hunky
2 months ago#1068819
Ellen Page as The Pooner.
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Uncle_Spaghettio

I'm 16, ban me.

2 months ago#1068824
Bruce Lee as froot
2 months ago#1068833
Dwayne Johnson as Nophono
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KILLTRANNIES

poopwaffen

2 months ago#1068835
Me as Elliot Rodger
2 months ago#1068836
I saw a thread with this exact premise on /soy/
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yakubianbiwisi

soyteen is nigger of the world

2 months ago#1068839
Dave blunts as hunky
2 months ago#1068840

DerSoylentDrinker
I saw a thread with this exact premise on /soy/
Wasn’t me
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Citrine

Bonjour

2 months ago#1068841
morgan freeman as rapeson
2 months ago#1068842
yakubianbiwisi
Dave blunts as hunky
DO DIS, the makeup team can give him large inflated red cheeks
2 months ago#1068844
Ernest Khamilov as Gigachad.
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yakubianbiwisi

soyteen is nigger of the world

2 months ago#1068847
Ryan gosling as nate
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