I used to jerk off to soyjaks

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zeickou

Getting head from an indian counts as anal

2 weeks ago#1067121
When I was about 13 I LOVED soyjak.party, I went on every board and knew all the jannys. One day I was on /soy/ when all of a sudden i saw this big ear'd beet reply. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long BWC and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big ear'd beet was so hot and those jannys were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
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2 weeks ago#1067129
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Vale

Anything - Culture Beat

2 weeks ago#1067132
Seca
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oooffffrrrrrr

germany isn't white ok? it's full of muslims or something, you can tell by visiting paris or homever

2 weeks ago#1067136
>13
maaaaawwwwwwwwwddssssssssssssss
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zeickou

Getting head from an indian counts as anal

2 weeks ago#1067137
Uncle_Spaghettio
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some phono caught the reference
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Kazakh_soy

Qazaqpilled

2 weeks ago#1067139
Never gooned to them because imagine gooning to an irl bald guy.
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Kazakh_soy

Qazaqpilled

2 weeks ago#1067145(edited 2 weeks ago)
Oh shit, it appears you baited me.
2 weeks ago#1067149
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>13
maaaaawwwwwwwwwddssssssssssssss
the shardee is 8 years old, he could be 21
2 weeks ago#1067151
zeickou
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some phono caught the reference
the skibidi toilet version of this is geggy, though i cant find the video
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CascadiaWON

https://soybooru.com/forum/meta/thread/26777

2 weeks ago#1067153
:concerned:
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oooffffrrrrrr

germany isn't white ok? it's full of muslims or something, you can tell by visiting paris or homever

2 weeks ago#1067156
Kazakh_soy
Never gooned to them because imagine gooning to an irl bald guy.
there is nate x jake yaoi art so i wouldn't be surprised if someone gooned to soyjaks unironically
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Mymykiller1488

I did not quit i am just taking a small break

2 weeks ago#1067161
zeickou
When I was about 13 I LOVED soyjak.party, I went on every board and knew all the jannys. One day I was on /soy/ when all of a sudden i saw this big ear'd beet reply. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long BWC and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big ear'd beet was so hot and those jannys were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
Soyak is cute. His mouth is perfect for fitting a bwc
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zeickou

Getting head from an indian counts as anal

2 weeks ago#1067165(edited 2 weeks ago)
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Kazakh_soy
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Never gooned to them because imagine gooning to an irl bald guy.
there is nate x jake yaoi art so i wouldn't be surprised if someone gooned to soyjaks unironically
they obv have (the jarty and - goon to '----)
2 weeks ago#1067166
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Kazakh_soy
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Never gooned to them because imagine gooning to an irl bald guy.
there is nate x jake yaoi art so i wouldn't be surprised if someone gooned to soyjaks unironically
the thread is a parody of an angry birds copypasta blud
2 weeks ago#1067170
Uncle_Spaghettio
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Kazakh_soy
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Never gooned to them because imagine gooning to an irl bald guy.
there is nate x jake yaoi art so i wouldn't be surprised if someone gooned to soyjaks unironically
the thread is a parody of an angry birds copypasta blud
>I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 l loved angry birds and I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day, I was playing Angry Birds, when all of a sudden, the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it. I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big, long, thick and girthy willy and started jerking I never had felt so good. I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it. That big red bird was so hot and those little blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
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oooffffrrrrrr

germany isn't white ok? it's full of muslims or something, you can tell by visiting paris or homever

2 weeks ago#1067172
Uncle_Spaghettio
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there is nate x jake yaoi art so i wouldn't be surprised if someone gooned to soyjaks unironically
the thread is a parody of an angry birds copypasta blud
dammit :tired:
2 weeks ago#1067177
Uncle_Spaghettio
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Kazakh_soy
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Never gooned to them because imagine gooning to an irl bald guy.
there is nate x jake yaoi art so i wouldn't be surprised if someone gooned to soyjaks unironically
the thread is a parody of an angry birds copypasta blud
>I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 l loved angry birds and I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day, I was playing Angry Birds, when all of a sudden, the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it. I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big, long, thick and girthy willy and started jerking I never had felt so good. I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it. That big red bird was so hot and those little blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
fuck im laughing rereading this shit
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supersagecoal

Trvth Nvke Apple Juice

2 weeks ago#1067186
zeickou
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Kazakh_soy
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Never gooned to them because imagine gooning to an irl bald guy.
there is nate x jake yaoi art so i wouldn't be surprised if someone gooned to soyjaks unironically
they obv have (the jarty and jassy goon to 'lita)
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oooffffrrrrrr

germany isn't white ok? it's full of muslims or something, you can tell by visiting paris or homever

2 weeks ago#1067188
Uncle_Spaghettiounverified
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the thread is a parody of an angry birds copypasta blud
>I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 l loved angry birds and I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day, I was playing Angry Birds, when all of a sudden, the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it. I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big, long, thick and girthy willy and started jerking I never had felt so good. I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it. That big red bird was so hot and those little blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
it's baked and krispilled or something along those lines
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zeickou

Getting head from an indian counts as anal

2 weeks ago#1067190
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zeickou
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Kazakh_soy
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Never gooned to them because imagine gooning to an irl bald guy.
there is nate x jake yaoi art so i wouldn't be surprised if someone gooned to soyjaks unironically
they obv have (the jarty and jassy goon to 'lita)
Edit this
whatd i say nigga. its true
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