Should I join the military

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spongie

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2 months ago#1066880

>stop with your awful soy
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2 months ago#1067118(edited 2 months ago)
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And you think that literal military won't do the same to you but harder?
You will waste more time not doing things you like being an idf solider.
Did you considered like, you know, maybe therapy or something? Because going to the military will do the opposite and might fuck you up even more.
Yes I am eagerly anticipating the worst things to be done to my mind and body but I am okay with that because it gives me a sick thrill and it enables me to feel comfortable in my own body unlike corporate NIGGER FUCKING WORK WHERE I ALWAYS HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE A PERSON
Military isnt just carrying a gun around
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2 months ago#1067119
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It's fucking retail and corporate culture I am LITERALLY autistic I do NOT thrive here in the slightest. Nobody takes me seriously and everyone constantly disrespects me or thinks I'm incapable or weak minded or young or something. I want to join the military. I WANT to. I literally WANT to.
And you think that literal military won't do the same to you but harder?
You will waste more time not doing things you like being an idf solider.
Did you considered like, you know, maybe therapy or something? Because going to the military will do the opposite and might fuck you up even more.
Yes I am eagerly anticipating the worst things to be done to my mind and body but I am okay with that because it gives me a sick thrill and it enables me to feel comfortable in my own body unlike corporate NIGGER FUCKING WORK WHERE I ALWAYS HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE A PERSON
I feel like therapy in this case will be worse than waterboarding i'm assuming
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Dino

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2 months ago#1067126
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It's fucking retail and corporate culture I am LITERALLY autistic I do NOT thrive here in the slightest. Nobody takes me seriously and everyone constantly disrespects me or thinks I'm incapable or weak minded or young or something. I want to join the military. I WANT to. I literally WANT to.
And you think that literal military won't do the same to you but harder?
You will waste more time not doing things you like being an idf solider.
Did you considered like, you know, maybe therapy or something? Because going to the military will do the opposite and might fuck you up even more.
Yes I am eagerly anticipating the worst things to be done to my mind and body
ok thats fucked up are you really sure you want this
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Ketamine

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2 months ago#1067127
I just hate when people don't appreciate what they already have
Your complains about the work are like from some movie or something
You go to work to get money and get tasks done and not to have a respect or anything from anybody
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spongie

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2 months ago#1067133
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Yes I am eagerly anticipating the worst things to be done to my mind and body but I am okay with that because it gives me a sick thrill and it enables me to feel comfortable in my own body unlike corporate NIGGER FUCKING WORK WHERE I ALWAYS HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE A PERSON
Military isnt just carrying a gun around
I know that I want to be tortured and yelled at
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Yes I am eagerly anticipating the worst things to be done to my mind and body but I am okay with that because it gives me a sick thrill and it enables me to feel comfortable in my own body unlike corporate NIGGER FUCKING WORK WHERE I ALWAYS HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE A PERSON
I feel like therapy in this case will be worse than waterboarding i'm assuming
Waterboarding would PROBABLY be the most INTERESTING THING TO HAPPEN IN MY FUCKING MINDNUMBINGLY FUCKING RETARDED LIFE WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AND I DEAL WITH NPCS ALL THE TIME. I WISH I COULD BE WATERBOARDED EVERY FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE FOR THAT MATTER. KEEPS MY MIND ALERT AND MENTALLY FIT AND MORALLY STRAIGHT
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spongie

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2 months ago#1067134
I DONT EVEN LIKE GUNS
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spongie

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2 months ago#1067141
BUT IF I HAD ONE IT WOULD BE MINE AND THERE WOULD BE NO OTHER LIKE IT BECAUSE THAT ONE IS MINE
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spongie

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2 months ago#1067146
BUT GUNS CAN'T CURE AUTISM EITHER SO WHATS THE FUCKING POINT ANYWAYS
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spongie

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2 months ago#1067155
Unfortunately I can't enlist right now, because I have to wait for my braces to finish. Sigh. But this is a future thought I've been ruminating on for months now. I even considered joining ICE
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spongie

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2 months ago#1067163
But unfortunately for police/ICE you have to go to GAY ASS NIGGER FUCKING ASS SEX EPI POOP DICK COLLEGE WHERE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT LEARNING AND JUST WANTS TO SMOKE WEED LIKE ADULT SWIM. KYS.
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Dino

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2 months ago#1067168
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. I even considered joining ICE
you should just do that instead of joining the shitlitary
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2 months ago#1067169
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. I even considered joining ICE
you should just do that instead of joining the shitlitary
Can't. Have to study criminal science or whatever. I'm sad.
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spongie

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2 months ago#1067171
I'm very saddened
2 months ago#1067175
Take the chance; the years will pass regardless. If you truly aren't fit for it, they'll probably kick you out during basic training.
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lunchfordinner

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2 months ago#1067178
They'll put you in the front since youre so strong
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Ketamine

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2 months ago#1067179
Ok what you want to do you go to the doctor and you say "I'm retarded faggot" and they give you :calm:pills so you don't have crashouts about simple human interactions
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2 months ago#1067181
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Ok what you want to do you go to the doctor and you say "I'm retarded faggot" and they give you :calm:pills so you don't have crashouts about simple human interactions
I don't profit from meds/therapy because I have autism and there's no cure for it
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lunchfordinner

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2 months ago#1067182
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Ok what you want to do you go to the doctor and you say "I'm retarded faggot" and they give you :calm:pills so you don't have crashouts about simple human interactions
I don't profit from meds/therapy because I have autism and there's no cure for it
you could always commit suicide
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AJpeyLRN

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2 months ago#1067184
Yes
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Dino

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2 months ago#1067187
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Ok what you want to do you go to the doctor and you say "I'm retarded faggot" and they give you :calm:pills so you don't have crashouts about simple human interactions
I don't profit from meds/therapy because I have autism and there's no cure for it
you could always commit suicide
dont do this
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