Greetings, Soybooru! Captain Qwark, here. I don't know exactly what lesbian is, but somebody told me lesbian means you really love ladies, and I love the ladies, so I guess I must be a lesbian now. I'm a little confused though, because my macho manliness causes all the ladies to swoon over me so I don't know if it's a me loving them thing or a them loving me thing. Either way, happy pride month, whatever that's supposed to be.
(Do I really have to wear these tacky colors for a whole month?)