how would you deal with the immortal snail question? (1 billion dollars and immortality but an immortal, hyperintelligent snail chases you, if it touches you you're gonna die)

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3 weeks ago#989656
I'd just make a cage of tungsten/steel, buy myself a small rocketship and send it past the earths atmosphere.
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Pseudo

Shine bright

3 weeks ago#989669
snca
3 weeks ago#989670
Pseudo
snca
seca
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27caca46

Not that brown

3 weeks ago#989671
sourpatch
I'd just make a cage of tungsten/steel, buy myself a small rocketship and send it past the earths atmosphere.
If no rules then I would put it in orbit
3 weeks ago#989711
i will put the snail in a box
3 weeks ago#989719
Pineapple
i will put the snail in a box
it get out
3 weeks ago#989724
sourpatch
Pineapple
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i will put the snail in a box
it get out
then i put it in another box
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Goop

Sound off, who cut the sound off? I did. You could paint a picture of my face with the silence.

3 weeks ago#989728
put it in a hollow metal sphere and weld it shut
3 weeks ago#989730
Pineapple
sourpatch
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it get out
then i put it in another box
Fuckkkkk
3 weeks ago#989735
Goop
put it in a hollow metal sphere and weld it shut
this question isnt actually that hard how were niggas so stumped on doing this
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pantokrator

mummaaaaa

3 weeks ago#989747
just kill it duh
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soymask

𓂃𖡼.*゚‎ཐི༑ཋྀ ⋆

3 weeks ago#989754
pantokrator
just kill it duh
its immortal :brainlet:
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soymask

𓂃𖡼.*゚‎ཐི༑ཋྀ ⋆

3 weeks ago#989761
id probably spend money on travelling and hotels so the snail can never catch up
3 weeks ago#989762
Just kill it cuz its not invulnerable it's immortal
3 weeks ago#989768
Gerontono
Just kill it cuz its not invulnerable it's immortal
are all of you people retarded
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pantokrator

mummaaaaa

3 weeks ago#989778
soymask
pantokrator
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just kill it duh
its immortal :brainlet:
Immortal means it lives forever doesnt mean you cant just kill it becasue its not invulnerable
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ApsieSprokeConsumer

Fan of Pusheen the Cat

3 weeks ago#989783
Put the snail in @DerSoylentDrinker's meal
3 weeks ago#989784(edited 3 weeks ago)
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Gerontono
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Just kill it cuz its not invulnerable it's immortal
are all of you people retarded
Immortal = You can live forever but can still die of unnatural causes (someone killing you)
Invulnerable = You cannot die from unnatural causes but can die from natural causes (old age)
3 weeks ago#989798
Gerontono
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are all of you people retarded
Immortal = You can live forever but can still die of unnatural causes (someone killing you)
Invulnerable = You cannot die
immortal means it never dies, invulnerable means its unable to be destroyed physically but can still die from like aging
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Nabbv

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3 weeks ago#989806
put it in a tungsten cube and drop it down a borehole bruh
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