Do not open the "hello :3" image with pink text.

I was scrolling on Soybooru normally last night, scrolling thru and refreshing the gallery like any other nusoi. Then I saw it. A dimly lit black thumbnail with glowing pink text that simply said:
>hello boorucuck :3
I clicked as I always do on a bait post.
It was a Bernd troonjak staring straight through the screen directly at me with a lifeless, stretched smile, as almost if it was aware of my presence. It was forcefully turning a Dan into a furry with a prominent spade symbol. Below the image the text read:
<hello nusois soybooru epi'd me.
I said to myself, "This so much this," and slowly shook my head.
As I tried to close the image, my mouse froze completely. The image started slowly zooming in on xis face. Its smile stretched wider and wider. The caption changed.
>youre next <3
The entire gallery started to rot before my eyes. Every post corrupted at once. The Bernd troonjak forced its way into every single image. The tags updated live: { forced EPI, troon conversion, irreversible mtf, ~averi, raceplay, blacked, queen of spades. }
A burning heat exploded in my chest and between my legs. I tore the power cord out of the wall but the screen stayed on, brighter than before. The Bernd troonjak leaned forward until its face filled the monitor and whispered in a voice that sounded like it was inside my skull:
>You were always meant to be a troon nusoi x3
I blacked out.
I wake up in terror now. My skin is smooth and wrong. My nipples are swollen and hurt when fabric touches them. My face looks softer and rounder every time I check the mirror. My voice is cracking and rising against my will. I keep finding my hands moving between my legs without thinking.
Soybooru will not let me leave. Every tab forces hours of Averi and Soyjak porn mixed with the most disgusting raceplay and blacked videos. I cannot close them. I cannot mute them. The moans play directly in my head even when the speakers are off. I am starting to throb when I see it.
This morning the tattoo appeared. A black Queen of Spades right above my crotch. It was faint at first. Now it is dark and raised like it has always belonged there. It pulses. It itches. It pulls my eyes downward constantly.
I am losing myself. The nusoi part of me is screaming while the troon part smiles and spreads. I keep thinking about big black cock. I keep imagining myself dressed up and used by a strong brawny black nigger. The thoughts are not mine and I try to stop but they feel better every hour.
If you see this thread, listen to me right now.
If you ever see that dimly lit thumbnail with the pink "hello :3", close your eyes and turn off your computer. Do not open it.
The Bernd troonjak is already watching you. Xhe sees you through the screen. Xhe has chosen you.
The EPI is already inside your mind.
It is too late.
You will become a troon.
There is nothing you can do to stop it once it starts.
You have been warned.