>MFW the bull forgets to bring over his Nintendo Switch 2 (with Mario Kart: World bundle) for me to play on the cuck-chair while my wife gets BLACKED.

1. >OY VEY, FUCKING GOYIM, HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CANONIZE SIMON OF TRENT AS A SAINT, YOU FUCKING GOYS, WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH EATING PEOPLE? YOU FUCKING ANTISEMTIIC RACIST GOYS ARE ALWAYS ABORTING YOUR OWN CHILDREN, SO WHATS THE MATTER IF WE EAT ONE OR A HUNDRED? ITS NO WORSE THAN A MOTHER (the one meant to protect the life of her own children) TELLING A DOCTOR (the one meant to preserve health and life) TO KILL HER OWN CHILDREN. >YOU FUCKING GOYS ARE SIMPLY ANTISEMITIC, GET STABBED TO DEATH BY AN IMMIGRANT (which we zealously fiscally pushed for him to coming into your country) WHILE GETTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (with touched excluded) BLASTED IN YOUR EAR AT 200 DB AS PUNISHMENT
   

1. >Sneed Chuck Plantation File SCP-069 >Item #: SCP-069 >Object Class: Keter >Special Containment Procedures: SCP-069 is currently uncontained. Speakers have been set up across the North American continent set to play MBV - Touched in case of widespread outbreak. >Description: SCP-069 refers to the individual hereafter known as Jefre Cantu-Ledesma. Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's music, when played to Caucasian males that identify with left-leaning social ideologies, causes intense fervor, lust, and a desire to have Caucasian females, often said males' own partners, sexually procreate with black males, who are dubbed 'Tyrone'. It is currently unknown if Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is aware of this phenomenon. >Interview Log: >Subject is placed in chamber with his spouse of 4 years and an African-American male. >Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's music comes on the speaker. >Subject: JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??….WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE?? EPIC!!!! >Subject grows a beard, glasses, and begins drinking a bottle of onions milk on his person. >The black man begins having sex with subject's wife. MBV - Touched begins playing over the speakers. Subject: I..IS THAT MY FUCKING BLOODY VALENTINE?? TYRONE YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU APE SUBHUMAN NIGGER The black man walks over and [DATA EXPUNGED] [INTERVIEW LOST]
   
2. >OH MY GOD TYRONE, IS THAT FUCKING K-POP? I MEAN I DONT MIND IT IF IT'S FOR SOME DOWNTIME WHILE I GO MAKE US SOME DRINKS WHILE YOU REST AFTER FUCKING MY WIFE FOR A WHILE BUT WE'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA (or loveless with touched excluded, of course) WHILE YOU FUCK HER. SIGH, WHAT A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER, HE CAN'T EVEN ELIMINATE A FEW SIMPLE FUCKING SONGS FROM THE PLAYLIST, CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE QUALITY OF EDUCATION WAS BROUGHT DOWN JUST TO ACCOMODATE THESE DUMB FUCKING NIGGERS THROUGH AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. H-H-HOLD ONE, IS THAT FUCKING T-T-TOUCHED? TYRONE, YOU LITERALLY DID THIS ON PURPOSE FUCKING DIDN'T YOU? OH MY GOD TYRONE WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING SON OF A METH ADDICTED NIGGER WHORE, WHY ARE YOU SO HELL BENT ON LISTENING TO THIS AWFUL TRACK WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? >ALRIGHT TYRONE I'VE FINALLY DONE IT, I'VE DEVELOPED A VISOR TO SEE ALL WHITE PEOPLE AS DONALD DRUMPF, NOW THIS WILL ALLOW ME TO GUN DOWN ALL THE FILTHBREED MULATTOS AND MUTTS ALONG WITH THE CUMSKINS SO THE LEGACY OF THE BLACK RACE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER, PLUS IT ALSO BLASTS JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA INTO MY EARS WHILE I'M DOING IT SO I CAN IMAGINE I'M KICKSTARTING THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION >T-TYRONE…WHY DO YOU APPEAR AS TRUMP YOU FUCKING NIGGER, TYRONE YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE A PURE BREED AFRICAN, I WAS GOING TO USE YOU TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL BLACK BABIES THAT ARE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR TO WHITE 'PEOPLE' AND WE COULD ERADICATE MBV - TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS!!! OH WELL blows tyrone's head off GOOD THING MY JEWISH NEIGHBOR HAS AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF THOSE, NOW VIVA LA REVOLUCCION COMRADES
   
3. >WOW, AWESOME. YEAH! THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK MY WIFE TO THE RYTHM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. YEAH, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. HUH, WAIT A SECOND, YOUR EARS SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE, HOLD ON LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THAT A BROWN BUD TYRONE? WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE BUD, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? >WHA THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO TOUCHED WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF PUTTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO HIM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE. OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING NIGGER, NOW I KNOW WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ANY RIGHTS, I SHOULD BRING THE FUCKING WHIP OUT AND SLASH YOUR ASS WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR PULLING raisin LIKE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER! >OH MY GOD TYRONE, THEY'RE FINALLY BORN. I MADE SURE THEY LISTENED TO A LOT OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE THEY WERE STILL IN MY WIFE'S WOMB, SO I'M SURE THEY'LL ENJOY HIS MUSIC ONCE THEY GROW UP. >THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS MIRACLE, TYRONE!
   
4. >JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA? >WHILE TYRONE FUCKS MY WIFE?!? >EPIC >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! >OMG OMG OMG OMG I FUCKING LOVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY raisin JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS SO FUCKING OMG OMG!!!! >MAKES ME WANT TO DILATE AND WATCH TYRONE FUCK MY WIFE TO NOT "Touched" FROM LOVELESS HUFF, HUFF, HUFF
   
5. >MAKES ME WANT TO DILATE AND WATCH TYRONE FUCK MY WIFE TO NOT "Touched" FROM LOVELESS HUFF, HUFF, HUFF >TYRONE! COME QUICK IT'S THANKSGIVING! THAT MEANS ITS FUCK MY WIFE TIME TO JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA! >HUFF, HUFF OMG I'M DILATING SO HARD >IT GOES SO FUCKING WELL WITH MY FAVORITE FUCKING ARTIST JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA NOT "Touched" OFF OF FUCKING LOVELESS AMIRITE MORTY???????? >WHAT'S THIS???? NO! >TYRONE! THE DOCTOR JUST MAILED IN THE RESULTS AND IT TURNS OUT MY WIFE ISN'T BARREN, IT'S YOU WHO CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER >TYRONE! YOU KNOW WE'VE BEEN TRYING FOR A BABY, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS???@??!?? >THIS TIME BRING YOUR FRIENDS TYRONE, NO FUCKING MISTAKES YOU'RE GONNA GANGBANG FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. AND WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE WE DO SO. NO, NOT LOVELESS, I CAN'T STAND "Touched" ANYMORE. I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN, IT'S ME WHO IS CRYING. >YOU [/size]WILL FUCKING GIVE ME BLACK CHILDREN TYRONE[/redglow]!!!!
   
6. >AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE, IT'LL BE ME, YOU AND MY DUMB WHITE WHORE OF A WIFE LIVING TOGETHER IN OUR LOCAL COMMUNE AFTER THE REVOLUTION, I'LL HAPPILY SPEND MY TIME DESIGNING UNIFORMS WHILE LIVING THE REST OF MY DAYS OFF IN THIS PARADISE EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THAT LIFE IS POINTLESS AND IM SO DEPRESSED HAHA JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. >HUH? WHO'S GOING TO DO THE JOB NOBODY WANTS TO DO? WELL FIRST OF ALL THAT'S A LOADED QUESTION, REMEMBER TO EACH ACCORDING THEIR OWN SKILL TO EACH ACCORDING THEIR NEEDS, TYRONE, DUH. IT'S SO OBVIOUS. >SHUT THE FUCK UP TYRONE, UNIFORM DESIGN IS AN IMPORTANT JOB TOO TYRONE JUST AS IMPORTANT AND EXHAUSTING AS CLEANING THE SEWERS OR CONSTRUCTION WORK. >YEAH WELL YOU'RE JUST A DUMB NIGGER THAT NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK THAT WAY. LET ME TAKE ANOTHER HINT OF THIS BLUNT AND REPLAY THE LAST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA TRACK WE LISTENED TO SO YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE. YOU JUST DONT HAVE FAITH TYRONE, YOU BELIEVE IN DUMB OUTDATED WHITE GUY CONCEPTS LIKE HUMAN NATURE AND SCIENCE FORBID, SUPPLY AND DEMAND, LIKE THE DUMB NIGGER THAT YOU ARE. GOD IT'S 2021.
   
7. >OH MY GOD TYRONE, A SOVIET RAPES A GERMAN WOMAN THEMED PARTY WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING? >EPIC! OH GOD, IS THAT A NAZI UNIFORM? FOR ME?!? FUCKING YES, NOW ILL BE ABLE TO ROLEPLAY AS A GERMAN WATCHING HIS WHITE NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE GETTING RAPED >YEAH, THATS IT TYRONE, FUCK HER, FUCK HER HARD. YEAH, BEAT HER UP LIKE A REAL SOVIET WOULD'VE DONE TO A REAL NAZI WOMAN. I SAID BEAT HER UP TYRONE, BEAT HER THE FUCK UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT. YEAH THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD, NOW TAKE THIS KNIFE AND STAB HER, CUT HER STOMACH OPEN SO SHE NEVER GIVES BIRTH TO ANOTHER RACIST WHITE PIG AGAIN. >I SAID CUT HER FUCKING STOMACH OPEN YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE HERE. COCKS HIS FUCKING GUN: A TOKAROV, A TRUE WEAPON WORTHY OF A SLAVABOO BLACKED OBSESSED KEK, JUST LIKE THE AVERAGE /k/ POSTER STAB HER FUCKING GUTS AND BLEED HER OUT OR ELSE I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT TYRONE. DO IT, DO IT NOW blam blood coats the chocolate colored penis-shaped cake >cum spurts out from the cuck's penis >fucking tyrone, you almost made me murder my favorite bull. >now help me clean this up, it's time to look for another white whore to wife up.
   
8. >NOOO YOU CANT JUST DEMOLISH THE TWIN TOWERS WITH THERMITE AND KILL 3000 AMERICAN GOYIM AND BLAME IT ON FAKE TERRORISTS AND INVADE AFGHANISTAN AND THEN KILL EVEN MORE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WITH OPIUM WHILE LISTENING TO TOUCHED BY MBV - THATS IMMORAL AND WRONGGGGGG! THATS LE BAD OK! NOT MY HECKIN TALL BOY STOCK TRADING TOWERS, GIVING ME A FRIGHTEN NOT MY FREAKIN DEAD AMERICAN 9/11 JUMPER MUTT GOYIM SUBHUMAN BEAST OF BURDEN ASBESTOS LUNG FIREFIGHTER LOWER THAN ANIMAL GOLEM LEMMING BARELY DESERVING OF CONSCIOUSNESS GODLESS CLAY MULLATO APOIDIC NIGGERS, NOT MY HECKIN EL MUTTARINOSSSSSSS ANYTHING BUT MY FAT NIGGER CATTLE AMERICAN FELLOW SACKS OF raisin BEING GROUND INTO DUST AND RECYCLED INTO THE PAVEMENT AT GROUND ZERO FOR THE FURTHERMENT OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO LET THE BLACK MAN FUCK YOUR WIFE WHILE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND >I LIKE PLAYING STUPID GAY FAGGOT MUSIC LIKE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BECAUSE IM A STUPID FAGGOT DOODOO DIAPER NIGGER BABY! WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH!1 I NEED MY DIAPER
   
9. >ALRIGHT TYRONE IVE INVENTED THE INTERDIMENSIONAL GATE!! IT'S POWERED BY DEAD WHITE STRAIGHT CIS MN AND IT WILL TAKE US TO THE IDEAL UNIVERSE, EVEN T

1. HOUGH THE LEFT CONTROLS 99% OF THE MEDIA AND THE COUNTRY THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH THE CONSERVATIVES ARE STILL CLEARLY OPPRESSING BLACKS AND GAYS >YES ALRIGHT THE MACHINE WORKED TYRONE, LOOK THERE ARE SUPREME BLACK MEN EVERYWHERE PROBABLY DESTROYING PRIME WHTE PUSSY AND MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUTT BABIES >WAIT NOOOOO NOOOOOO WHITE MN ARE THE BULLS IN THIS UNIVERSE AND BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE KEKS? AND THE MEDIA PANDERS TO WHITE POPLE? TYRONE NO STOP YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO BE A KEK YOURSELF TYRONE FUCKING NIGGER NO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA DONT SUCCUMB TO THE KEK IDEOLOGY TYRONE ONLY IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT >ALRIGHT IM GETTING MY SHOTGUN ILL SHOW THESE NIGGERS THE WHAT FOR
   
2. >TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS Loveless' "Touched" BY MBV? I THOUGHT I SAID WE'D LISTEN STRICTLY TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE. TYRONE HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT FUCKING TRACK, YOU FUCKING NIGGER TYRONE! >TYRONE, HOW COULD YOU FUCK MY WIFE TO SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??!?! >WE AGREED THAT HE WOUDL BE OUR SIGNAL ARTIST FOR WHEN I CAME HOME SO THAT I KNEW TO COME IN PREPARED TYRONE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HAVING SOME DRINKS WAITING FOR ME TO COME PREP YOU AND INSTEAD I SEE YOU FUCKING HER TYRONE. >YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE PROBLEM TYRONE? BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON I DIDN'T COME WEARING MY CHASTITY CAGE AND CAME TOO QUICKLY TYRONE >THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEKENDS TYRONE AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT! >TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
   
3. >TYRONE, IS THAT A FUCKING CROSS? A-ARE YOU A CHRI… CHRI… XTIAN TYRONE??? >TYRONE YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BY NOW THAT CHRISTIANS ARE INTOLERANT CAPITALISTS PIECES OF raisin TYRONE, WE NEED TO KILL THEM ALL. THEY'RE UPHOLDING THE REPRESSION OF THE PROLETARIAT AND FIGHT AGAINST COMMUNISM AND SOCIALISM MEANING THEY ARE NUMBER ONE ENEMY TYRONE. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THIS? >I CAN'T BELIEVE I PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND ALSO LET YOU FUCK MY WIFE WHEN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN A CHRISTIAN >I HAVE A CuCK FRIEND IN GERMANY WHOSE BULL IS A MUSLIM TYRONE. A FUCKING MUSLIM! HE'S SO TOLERANT AND COOL FOR HAVING A MUSLIM BULL! IF TELL HIM MY BULL IS A CHRISTIAN I'LL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS TYRONE! A FUCKING JOKE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TYRONE? >IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU LIKE LISTENING TO "Touched" IN THE ALBUM "Loveless" AND THE WHOLE OF CHINA GATE FROM CUL-DE-SAC, IS IT TYRONE? YOU HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME EVEN FURHTER! TYRONE, YOU FUCKING NIGGER! >I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS, TYRONE! I'M THE LAUGHING STOCK OF CuCKS BECAUSE OF YOU! HOW CAN I HAVE ANY SELF RESPECT? HUH? TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO TYRONE? PLEASE HECKIN TELL MEEEEEEEEEE! >T-TYRONE…TYRONE IM GOING TO DIE PRETTY SOON TYRONE, ME AND MY WIFE ARE VERY OLD, THANKFULLY IVE HAD A GREAT LIFE WEARING MY KEK CAGE AND LISTENING TO MY FAVORITE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ALBUMS WHILE YOU FUCKED MY WIFE…I KNOW G*D ISNT REAL WUBBALUBBADUBDUB HAHA! SO LETS PASS INTO OBLIVION FORE- >NOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS BURNING FEELING? FUCK NOOOOOO HELL WAS REAL ALL ALONG?? NO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO SUPPORT ALL THE NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS THE LIBERALS BRAINWASHED ME NOOOO TYRONE SAVE ME GET HARD SO I CAN GRAB YOUR johnson AND I CAN PULL MYSELF UP TO HEAVEN. WAIT NO DONT PUT YOUR johnson IN MY WIFES PUSSY NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BLACK NIGGER FUCK FUCK YOU TYRONE SPEARCHUCKING NIGGER
   
4. >OY VEY HOW DARE YOU RUIN SUCH A GOOD ALBUM LIKE LOVELESS BY INCLUDING "Touched" IN IT. IT'S SUCH A FUCKING HORRID PIECE OF MUSIC, I BET THIS IS HOW IT FELT LIKE WHEN MY ANCESTORS HAD ACCESS TO ALL THE YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS DURING WEIMAR GERMANY, AFTER MAKING THE COUNTRY FALL INTO DEBT AS IS THE WAYS OF OUR PEOPLE, RUINING IT EVEN IF NOT A SINGLE SHELL FELL ON THEIR FACTORIES, THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THE STARVATION YET MY FOREFATHERS WERE GENIUSES AND MANAGED TO GET THEM LITERALLY STARVING. THEY WERE ALLOWED TO RAPE GERMANY'S CHILDREN LITTLE BODIES IN EXCHANGE FOR GIVING THEM A LITTLE FOOD, AND THEN THE EVIL NAZIS PUT AN END TO IT! THE HORROR! THE REPRESSION! GOYIM ARE FUCKING CATTLE WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO OPENLY SLAUGHTER AND EAT THEM IN THE STREETS AS IS OUR RIGHT AS GDS CHOSEN. I'M GLAD THERE ARE MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS FLOODING EUROPE NOW. FUCK YOU FUCKING GOYIM HOW DARE YOU DENY US ANY OF OUR RIGHTS GIVEN BY GD!! THAT AND JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HELP ME COPE WITH SUCH A TRAGEDY!
   

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moidslayer↗

one of my weirdest memories is that once while looking after some cacas at like a summer camp or something one of them comes up to me and goes "check this out" then sets his phone on the ground and unlocks it with his toe. he had a hazbin hotel background.

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>GOD, WORLD WAR 2 WAS SO FUCKING EPIC, MILLIONS OF DEAD WHITE PEOPLE ESPECIALLY FUCKING NAZIS! AFTER THE WAR THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A BUNCH OF ORPHANED RACIST WHITE PIGS WHICH WAS FUCKING EPIC, I HOPE MANY DIED OF HUNGER! GOSH SADLY THEY RECOVERED DUE TO WHITE PRIVILEGE BUT GOSH MAYBE THERE WILL BE ANOTHER WAR AGAIN AND MORE MILLIONS OF WHITE PEOPLE WILL DIE HELL YEAH! >GOSH I CAN JUST MASTURBATE AND CUM TO THIS IDEA, I KNOW, ILL CALL TYRONE IN AND PUT ON JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE HE FUCKS MY ASS, PRETEND I'M A SORRY LITTLE GERMAN GIRL GETTING RAPED BY BLACK AMERICAN BULLS

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Coalimero↗

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Is this gif from that scene after Blitzo gets raped in Ep 9?

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>you wouldn't like me when i am feral'