The Hyperbolic Nigger Eating Chamber

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3 weeks ago#52248
Imagine there is a chamber which exists outside of time and space, which you can enter at will, but you can only enter it once. You cannot bring any object into the room, even your clothes.
When you are in the room, time does not pass in the outside world. When you exit the room, you will be exactly where you were before, at the exact same time you left, and no time will have passed at all.
In this room, there is a button. When the button is pressed, it will summon an unconscious nigger. This will be a random nigger from anywhere across the world, who has been transported into the room.
If you eat this nigger from head to toe, excluding the bones, you can press the button again, and the bones will be removed from the room, and another nigger will be teleported into the room.
This means that for every nigger you eat, there will be one less nigger on the planet when you return.
You will not get full, nor age, nor die of starvation or thirst, not contract any disease in the room.
Would you enter the room, and how many niggers would you eat?
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3 weeks ago#52353
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i would eat all niggers because I hate niggers
evendoe that would take 99999 thrembillion years and you would go insane from isolation and constantly eating nigger guts
i would play with the guts like toys before eating them
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
being schizo is aryan plartycuck
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetable
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizo
meds you can only enter it once
i will go into it again
YOU CAN'T, CHUD. YOU JUST CAN'T. WHY? BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY????
your rulecucked logic deserves to be raped
you are allowed to rape, but considering you are in the hyperbolic chamber, the only things available for you to rape are the nigger currently in front of you, and yourself. Choose wisely.
i choose to rape you
Meds I'm not even in the chamber
>even doe you are
I'm not, because I'm not a nigger. There is a 0.0% chance of me being in the chamber at any given time.
even doe you are one
Holy meds France is white
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3 weeks ago#52356
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i would eat all niggers because I hate niggers
evendoe that would take 99999 thrembillion years and you would go insane from isolation and constantly eating nigger guts
i would play with the guts like toys before eating them
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
being schizo is aryan plartycuck
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetable
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizo
meds you can only enter it once
i will go into it again
YOU CAN'T, CHUD. YOU JUST CAN'T. WHY? BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY????
your rulecucked logic deserves to be raped
you are allowed to rape, but considering you are in the hyperbolic chamber, the only things available for you to rape are the nigger currently in front of you, and yourself. Choose wisely.
i choose to rape you
Meds I'm not even in the chamber
>even doe you are
I'm not, because I'm not a nigger. There is a 0.0% chance of me being in the chamber at any given time.
even doe you are one
Holy meds France is white
even doe its not
3 weeks ago#52359
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i would eat all niggers because I hate niggers
evendoe that would take 99999 thrembillion years and you would go insane from isolation and constantly eating nigger guts
i would play with the guts like toys before eating them
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
being schizo is aryan plartycuck
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetable
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizo
meds you can only enter it once
i will go into it again
YOU CAN'T, CHUD. YOU JUST CAN'T. WHY? BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY????
your rulecucked logic deserves to be raped
you are allowed to rape, but considering you are in the hyperbolic chamber, the only things available for you to rape are the nigger currently in front of you, and yourself. Choose wisely.
i choose to rape you
Meds I'm not even in the chamber
>even doe you are
I'm not, because I'm not a nigger. There is a 0.0% chance of me being in the chamber at any given time.
even doe you are one
Holy meds France is white
even doe its not
even dough it is
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3 weeks ago#53419
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