The Hyperbolic Nigger Eating Chamber
Imagine there is a chamber which exists outside of time and space, which you can enter at will, but you can only enter it once. You cannot bring any object into the room, even your clothes.
When you are in the room, time does not pass in the outside world. When you exit the room, you will be exactly where you were before, at the exact same time you left, and no time will have passed at all.
In this room, there is a button. When the button is pressed, it will summon an unconscious nigger. This will be a random nigger from anywhere across the world, who has been transported into the room.
If you eat this nigger from head to toe, excluding the bones, you can press the button again, and the bones will be removed from the room, and another nigger will be teleported into the room.
This means that for every nigger you eat, there will be one less nigger on the planet when you return.
You will not get full, nor age, nor die of starvation or thirst, not contract any disease in the room.
Would you enter the room, and how many niggers would you eat?
When you are in the room, time does not pass in the outside world. When you exit the room, you will be exactly where you were before, at the exact same time you left, and no time will have passed at all.
In this room, there is a button. When the button is pressed, it will summon an unconscious nigger. This will be a random nigger from anywhere across the world, who has been transported into the room.
If you eat this nigger from head to toe, excluding the bones, you can press the button again, and the bones will be removed from the room, and another nigger will be teleported into the room.
This means that for every nigger you eat, there will be one less nigger on the planet when you return.
You will not get full, nor age, nor die of starvation or thirst, not contract any disease in the room.
Would you enter the room, and how many niggers would you eat?
DerSoylentDrinker
m ost of you$desre;ve to=å⯤⋇ₜ℉⩡ⲩ⩔⥹╥ↆ⪷¬;
i would eat all niggers because I hate niggers
evendoe that would take 99999 thrembillion years and you would go insane from isolation and constantly eating nigger gutsi would eat all niggers because I hate niggers
DerSoylentDrinker
m ost of you$desre;ve to=å⯤⋇ₜ℉⩡ⲩ⩔⥹╥ↆ⪷¬;
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
DerSoylentDrinker
m ost of you$desre;ve to=å⯤⋇ₜ℉⩡ⲩ⩔⥹╥ↆ⪷¬;
being schizo is aryan plartycuckwell yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetablebeing schizo is aryan plartycuckShow quoted text
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
not a very easy question, but im quite patient and reasonable i imagine i could eat like a thousand before going nuts
DerSoylentDrinker
m ost of you$desre;ve to=å⯤⋇ₜ℉⩡ⲩ⩔⥹╥ↆ⪷¬;
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizoevendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetableShow quoted text
being schizo is aryan plartycuckShow quoted text
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
meds you can only enter it oncei would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizoShow quoted text
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetableShow quoted text
being schizo is aryan plartycuckShow quoted text
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
DerSoylentDrinker
m ost of you$desre;ve to=å⯤⋇ₜ℉⩡ⲩ⩔⥹╥ↆ⪷¬;
i will go into it againmeds you can only enter it onceShow quoted text
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizoShow quoted text
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetableShow quoted text
being schizo is aryan plartycuckShow quoted text
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
YOU CAN'T, CHUD. YOU JUST CAN'T. WHY? BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY????i will go into it againShow quoted text
meds you can only enter it onceShow quoted text
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizoShow quoted text
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetableShow quoted text
being schizo is aryan plartycuckShow quoted text
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
DerSoylentDrinker
m ost of you$desre;ve to=å⯤⋇ₜ℉⩡ⲩ⩔⥹╥ↆ⪷¬;
your rulecucked logic deserves to be rapedYOU CAN'T, CHUD. YOU JUST CAN'T. WHY? BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY????Show quoted text
i will go into it againShow quoted text
meds you can only enter it onceShow quoted text
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizoShow quoted text
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetableShow quoted text
being schizo is aryan plartycuckShow quoted text
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
you are allowed to rape, but considering you are in the hyperbolic chamber, the only things available for you to rape are the nigger currently in front of you, and yourself. Choose wisely.your rulecucked logic deserves to be rapedShow quoted text
YOU CAN'T, CHUD. YOU JUST CAN'T. WHY? BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY????Show quoted text
i will go into it againShow quoted text
meds you can only enter it onceShow quoted text
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizoShow quoted text
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetableShow quoted text
being schizo is aryan plartycuckShow quoted text
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
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Geg I remember seeing this be posted on /soy/ once
DerSoylentDrinker
m ost of you$desre;ve to=å⯤⋇ₜ℉⩡ⲩ⩔⥹╥ↆ⪷¬;
i choose to rape youyou are allowed to rape, but considering you are in the hyperbolic chamber, the only things available for you to rape are the nigger currently in front of you, and yourself. Choose wisely.Show quoted text
your rulecucked logic deserves to be rapedShow quoted text
YOU CAN'T, CHUD. YOU JUST CAN'T. WHY? BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY????Show quoted text
i will go into it againShow quoted text
meds you can only enter it onceShow quoted text
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizoShow quoted text
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetableShow quoted text
being schizo is aryan plartycuckShow quoted text
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
Meds I'm not even in the chamberi choose to rape youShow quoted text
you are allowed to rape, but considering you are in the hyperbolic chamber, the only things available for you to rape are the nigger currently in front of you, and yourself. Choose wisely.Show quoted text
your rulecucked logic deserves to be rapedShow quoted text
YOU CAN'T, CHUD. YOU JUST CAN'T. WHY? BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY????Show quoted text
i will go into it againShow quoted text
meds you can only enter it onceShow quoted text
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizoShow quoted text
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetableShow quoted text
being schizo is aryan plartycuckShow quoted text
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
DerSoylentDrinker
m ost of you$desre;ve to=å⯤⋇ₜ℉⩡ⲩ⩔⥹╥ↆ⪷¬;
>even doe you areMeds I'm not even in the chamberShow quoted text
i choose to rape youShow quoted text
you are allowed to rape, but considering you are in the hyperbolic chamber, the only things available for you to rape are the nigger currently in front of you, and yourself. Choose wisely.Show quoted text
your rulecucked logic deserves to be rapedShow quoted text
YOU CAN'T, CHUD. YOU JUST CAN'T. WHY? BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY????Show quoted text
i will go into it againShow quoted text
meds you can only enter it onceShow quoted text
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizoShow quoted text
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetableShow quoted text
being schizo is aryan plartycuckShow quoted text
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
I'm not, because I'm not a nigger. There is a 0.0% chance of me being in the chamber at any given time.>even doe you areShow quoted text
Meds I'm not even in the chamberShow quoted text
i choose to rape youShow quoted text
you are allowed to rape, but considering you are in the hyperbolic chamber, the only things available for you to rape are the nigger currently in front of you, and yourself. Choose wisely.Show quoted text
your rulecucked logic deserves to be rapedShow quoted text
YOU CAN'T, CHUD. YOU JUST CAN'T. WHY? BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY????Show quoted text
i will go into it againShow quoted text
meds you can only enter it onceShow quoted text
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizoShow quoted text
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetableShow quoted text
being schizo is aryan plartycuckShow quoted text
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
DerSoylentDrinker
m ost of you$desre;ve to=å⯤⋇ₜ℉⩡ⲩ⩔⥹╥ↆ⪷¬;
even doe you are oneI'm not, because I'm not a nigger. There is a 0.0% chance of me being in the chamber at any given time.Show quoted text
>even doe you areShow quoted text
Meds I'm not even in the chamberShow quoted text
i choose to rape youShow quoted text
you are allowed to rape, but considering you are in the hyperbolic chamber, the only things available for you to rape are the nigger currently in front of you, and yourself. Choose wisely.Show quoted text
your rulecucked logic deserves to be rapedShow quoted text
YOU CAN'T, CHUD. YOU JUST CAN'T. WHY? BECAUSE I SAY SO, OKAY????Show quoted text
i will go into it againShow quoted text
meds you can only enter it onceShow quoted text
i would go back into the hyperbolic nigger time chamber until I'm no longer schizoShow quoted text
evendoebeit that means when you leave the hyperbolic nigger eating time chamber they'll put you in the soysylum and dr soyberg will administer you electroshock therapy and turn you into a vegetableShow quoted text
being schizo is aryan plartycuckShow quoted text
well yeah that's to be expected considering you would have gone schizo
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