I fumbled in front of my crush

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2 months ago#860044
Guys I fucked up with my Irish-Afrikaner ex-pooner crush I dropped a square of chocolate on the floor for one second, picked it up and ate it, and she said "You're disgusting." What the fuck do I do
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Aryanchud

Gaslight, Gatekeep,Gigaquote

2 months ago#860049
Valid reaction tbh
2 months ago#860054
Aryanchud
Valid reaction tbh
Evendoe 5 second rule
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Nabbv

🇬🇧

2 months ago#860055
Lol
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Aryanchud

Gaslight, Gatekeep,Gigaquote

2 months ago#860057
CymraegI1
Aryanchud
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Valid reaction tbh
Evendoe 5 second rule
Grown ass nigga who still believes in the 5 second rule btw:jsid:
2 months ago#860060
Say sorry mommy
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Nabbv

🇬🇧

2 months ago#860062
She will have forgotten by tmrw
2 months ago#860063
mreps
Say sorry mommy
That's disgusting women actually hate being called that I'm not joking
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NemanjaVidih

soytirement may be coming and it will be coming

2 months ago#860070
Did you eat the chocolate on the floor or she did
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moidslayer

find a way to be funnier

2 months ago#860071·
overreaction on her part you're immunitymaxxing
2 months ago#860072
Nabbv
She will have forgotten by tmrw
Why do you have ajit paj on your pfp lol
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Nabbv

🇬🇧

2 months ago#860077
CymraegI1
Nabbv
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She will have forgotten by tmrw
Why do you have ajit paj on your pfp lol
He mogs
2 months ago#860079
NemanjaVidih
Did you eat the chocolate on the floor or she did
No I did I said so
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NemanjaVidih

soytirement may be coming and it will be coming

2 months ago#860083
CymraegI1
NemanjaVidih
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Did you eat the chocolate on the floor or she did
No I did I said so
I think the resulting change is that you shouldn't have eaten it.
2 months ago#860086
NemanjaVidih
CymraegI1
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No I did I said so
I think the resulting change is that you shouldn't have eaten it.
5 SECOND RULE NIGGER
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Pineapple

it's too useful..

2 months ago#860089
Lmao
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NemanjaVidih

soytirement may be coming and it will be coming

2 months ago#860093
CymraegI1
NemanjaVidih
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I think the resulting change is that you shouldn't have eaten it.
5 SECOND RULE NIGGER
It doesn't matter
You ate it off the ground, Infront of her, and she'll probably remember that for the time being.
2 months ago#860101
Double down and eat more shit off the ground.
2 months ago#860107
Btw should I introduce her to here I told her that some people tried to dox me on an offshoot of 4cuck but when she asked why they tried to do that I kinda just trailed off
2 months ago#860115
Very sad
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