What if they JSID but instead of shutting it down they did it in a weird method - See below (writing prompt)
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spongie
AKA @liquidsp0ngie from /qa/
1 day ago#843305
So you know how they're gonna jsid really soon because supersage is still broken well I've been thinking of an idea which is basically what if they jsid but instead of normally jsid like shutting down the website which is what you'd normally expect, turns out a clone version of you was made. Now this clone version is very similar to you but very different in several ways. For one, well, he looks EXACTLY like you, and upon exterior-inspection, he looks completely normal and just like a normal version of you, right? Well, everything was fine and dandy at first, but here's the catch, the clone is a cord version of you.
What do I mean by this? Well, he's you, but his hobbies are completely different. For one, the clone was banned off the booru recently and now his name is strikethrough because he started by posting a bunch of epi at first which was someone unable to get banned and his threads never slid because he kept bumping them, but then one day he started to push too hard and accidentally broke rule 2 so he's banned. Ok, pretty innocent at first, I mean, he's banned now, so how he's gonna affect you?
Well, turns out the clone has to be at least 20 feet near you, at all times, or else you both time. And the clone is a corder, he has cord interests. Basically think of it as a hecking multiversal invincible variant of you that basically likes cord, epi, wants to post fpe all the time, has a tulpa, likes modded lethal company and always tries to get you to hop on but when you hop on you realize its modded and he tries to get you to install r2modman, likes markiplier (which is aryan but it turns out he likes markiplier the way foids like markiplier which is gay) and also maybe does thc weed edibles. So basically you get the idea here. And the worst part is that sometimes he offsites but he doesn't tell anybody but it's an open secret.
And the worst part, he's very autistic and also prone to black-and-white thinking. What do I mean? The clone was created imperfect. It was given flaws, but also given strength. The thing about the clone he's extremely violent, he will try to randomly put his hand on your shoulder and you're like "dude fucking stop i told you to stop touching me can you fucking stop you literal fucking autist" and hes like "brooooo i didnt even hit you brooooooo" or maybe like he goes online right and he's like "ohhhhhh im so high everyone is gonna know im high now yooooo /qa/ i am so high look at me im high" and you just kinda roll your eyes like an anime girl, and uh, ok i think i kinda am going off the plot, let's rebound here. Listen, this is the 2nd act of the story, things only get worse from here.
Also, turns out the clone is extremely strong, like EXTREMELY strong. Cardiovascular systems? He's at his peak. Also he knows aerobatics and he's EXTREMELY aerobic. Turns out, he's the opposite version of you. Basically, he's YOU, but with your opposite interests, and he's OBSESSED with you. That's the worst part. And yes going back to his strength, he can wall run, do 10 backflips in a row while chasing you, and can throw things with crystal-clean precision. Bullseye. He's basically the strong version of you, that's what makes him scary, he can beat your ass like the punisher, batman, kratos, and even spawn combined. Not sure why I thought of those 4 in particular.
So, the question is, can you defeat your clone? Maybe the thing is, maybe you don't have to kill him. At some point, let's say, he gets pissed off because you two share the same computer because he has to share your house, but like, basically he goes completely savage one day and goes patrick valentine day mode and just goes fucking house of leaves cuckoo batshit crazy. Here's the thing he's also very physically violent easily and can be easily provoked, he constantly shoulder-checks you because he's passive aggressive but he's so autistic he doesn't even know what he's doing. So now you have to share this house with this cord version of you btw. He's the evil version, your dark clavicular passenger version of yourself "I don't think gameoverse is that bad actually and if you want we can lowkey watch it", yes, this is REALLY bad...
One day you'd have enough, it's time to kill him, yk mice and men style. Would you kill your own clone? That's only it, his hobbies are different, sure he's an epi touhou malaysian stonecutter, and maybe a bit of a tranny, but he didn't choose to be this way. He was bred for his mission, and his mission was to jsid by killing all the users. The jsid protocol is a secret procedure that made a clone version of every namefag to obsess over them until they kys or go crazy, and this is your clone. He's the obsessive version of you, and he's obsessed with you until the very end, well, until you kill him. But do you have the heart to kill him? He looks exactly like you, even chad in his strength, but his hobbies are completely normgroided, and he has tranny interests "yo check your dms i just sent you a reel" and "Who do you love, and why?" and TALKS IN ALL CAPS WHEN HE GETS ANGRY
It's too late, you pull the trigger. He's dead. The cord version of you, in his dying breath, autistic whimpers, he twitches, paralyzed, you accidentally missed his fucking brain you idiot, now he's a paralyzed, autistic version of you, instead he mumbles, he chokes on his own blood, you could have saved him, but you refused to call the cops. And now, a decomposing body that is literally a clone of you, what will you do with the body? You put it infront of a train and the whole town thinks it was a suicide, not even paying attention to the fact it was a rotting body. Everyone praises the death of the most annoying person in town, you feel empty inside because, well, in a weird way, he was your weird clone brother, another part of you. Was he really a part of you? I mean, he looked like you, but he was a cord version of you, an obsessed, normgroid version of you, that all he did was bait, and just sperg out and attention whore online and post as much binding of isaac brimstone as possible, did he really deserve to die? And knowing his creation, he was born to be like that, was it really his choice? You sit on the edge of your bed and get bored of feeling bad, so you start posting again.
Let me know what you guys think. As always I appreciate your feedback cuz I love you guys because I'm just a noob and I can't take care of myself
What do I mean by this? Well, he's you, but his hobbies are completely different. For one, the clone was banned off the booru recently and now his name is strikethrough because he started by posting a bunch of epi at first which was someone unable to get banned and his threads never slid because he kept bumping them, but then one day he started to push too hard and accidentally broke rule 2 so he's banned. Ok, pretty innocent at first, I mean, he's banned now, so how he's gonna affect you?
Well, turns out the clone has to be at least 20 feet near you, at all times, or else you both time. And the clone is a corder, he has cord interests. Basically think of it as a hecking multiversal invincible variant of you that basically likes cord, epi, wants to post fpe all the time, has a tulpa, likes modded lethal company and always tries to get you to hop on but when you hop on you realize its modded and he tries to get you to install r2modman, likes markiplier (which is aryan but it turns out he likes markiplier the way foids like markiplier which is gay) and also maybe does thc weed edibles. So basically you get the idea here. And the worst part is that sometimes he offsites but he doesn't tell anybody but it's an open secret.
And the worst part, he's very autistic and also prone to black-and-white thinking. What do I mean? The clone was created imperfect. It was given flaws, but also given strength. The thing about the clone he's extremely violent, he will try to randomly put his hand on your shoulder and you're like "dude fucking stop i told you to stop touching me can you fucking stop you literal fucking autist" and hes like "brooooo i didnt even hit you brooooooo" or maybe like he goes online right and he's like "ohhhhhh im so high everyone is gonna know im high now yooooo /qa/ i am so high look at me im high" and you just kinda roll your eyes like an anime girl, and uh, ok i think i kinda am going off the plot, let's rebound here. Listen, this is the 2nd act of the story, things only get worse from here.
Also, turns out the clone is extremely strong, like EXTREMELY strong. Cardiovascular systems? He's at his peak. Also he knows aerobatics and he's EXTREMELY aerobic. Turns out, he's the opposite version of you. Basically, he's YOU, but with your opposite interests, and he's OBSESSED with you. That's the worst part. And yes going back to his strength, he can wall run, do 10 backflips in a row while chasing you, and can throw things with crystal-clean precision. Bullseye. He's basically the strong version of you, that's what makes him scary, he can beat your ass like the punisher, batman, kratos, and even spawn combined. Not sure why I thought of those 4 in particular.
So, the question is, can you defeat your clone? Maybe the thing is, maybe you don't have to kill him. At some point, let's say, he gets pissed off because you two share the same computer because he has to share your house, but like, basically he goes completely savage one day and goes patrick valentine day mode and just goes fucking house of leaves cuckoo batshit crazy. Here's the thing he's also very physically violent easily and can be easily provoked, he constantly shoulder-checks you because he's passive aggressive but he's so autistic he doesn't even know what he's doing. So now you have to share this house with this cord version of you btw. He's the evil version, your dark clavicular passenger version of yourself "I don't think gameoverse is that bad actually and if you want we can lowkey watch it", yes, this is REALLY bad...
One day you'd have enough, it's time to kill him, yk mice and men style. Would you kill your own clone? That's only it, his hobbies are different, sure he's an epi touhou malaysian stonecutter, and maybe a bit of a tranny, but he didn't choose to be this way. He was bred for his mission, and his mission was to jsid by killing all the users. The jsid protocol is a secret procedure that made a clone version of every namefag to obsess over them until they kys or go crazy, and this is your clone. He's the obsessive version of you, and he's obsessed with you until the very end, well, until you kill him. But do you have the heart to kill him? He looks exactly like you, even chad in his strength, but his hobbies are completely normgroided, and he has tranny interests "yo check your dms i just sent you a reel" and "Who do you love, and why?" and TALKS IN ALL CAPS WHEN HE GETS ANGRY
It's too late, you pull the trigger. He's dead. The cord version of you, in his dying breath, autistic whimpers, he twitches, paralyzed, you accidentally missed his fucking brain you idiot, now he's a paralyzed, autistic version of you, instead he mumbles, he chokes on his own blood, you could have saved him, but you refused to call the cops. And now, a decomposing body that is literally a clone of you, what will you do with the body? You put it infront of a train and the whole town thinks it was a suicide, not even paying attention to the fact it was a rotting body. Everyone praises the death of the most annoying person in town, you feel empty inside because, well, in a weird way, he was your weird clone brother, another part of you. Was he really a part of you? I mean, he looked like you, but he was a cord version of you, an obsessed, normgroid version of you, that all he did was bait, and just sperg out and attention whore online and post as much binding of isaac brimstone as possible, did he really deserve to die? And knowing his creation, he was born to be like that, was it really his choice? You sit on the edge of your bed and get bored of feeling bad, so you start posting again.
Let me know what you guys think. As always I appreciate your feedback cuz I love you guys because I'm just a noob and I can't take care of myself
soiteenoualgoassimil
I'm soiteenoualgoassim but with a nu account
1 day ago#843313
I can't decipher
spongie
AKA @liquidsp0ngie from /qa/
1 day ago#843328
I WILL MAKE A TINY VERSION OF IT
An evil, cord, banned user version of you spawns, and he's obsessed with you. But the worst part, is he will basically haunt you forever, because you two are attached with an invisible rope that will grow taut once you two are outside of the same room, so he has to always follow you around. Can you tolerate him talking about smg4 all the time? Can you tolerate him talking about manlybadasshero? Will you play modded lethal company with him? Or will you kill him to get rid of him? The thing is, he was bred in a factory as part of JSID protocol and basically he never had a choice to be like that, so basically he's part of the jsid that happened but instead of shutting down the website they grew clones and attached obsessed variants of you which is basically like the multiverse hecking invincible or an evil variant. He's also really strong and as strong as kratos, punisher, batman, and spawn combined.
An evil, cord, banned user version of you spawns, and he's obsessed with you. But the worst part, is he will basically haunt you forever, because you two are attached with an invisible rope that will grow taut once you two are outside of the same room, so he has to always follow you around. Can you tolerate him talking about smg4 all the time? Can you tolerate him talking about manlybadasshero? Will you play modded lethal company with him? Or will you kill him to get rid of him? The thing is, he was bred in a factory as part of JSID protocol and basically he never had a choice to be like that, so basically he's part of the jsid that happened but instead of shutting down the website they grew clones and attached obsessed variants of you which is basically like the multiverse hecking invincible or an evil variant. He's also really strong and as strong as kratos, punisher, batman, and spawn combined.
ItzDingle
If youre reading this you're a cpt from noonhell
1 day ago#843336
Id honestly just kill myself, and btw, I read all that.So you know how they're gonna jsid really soon because supersage is still broken well I've been thinking of an idea which is basically what if they jsid but instead of normally jsid like shutting down the website which is what you'd normally expect, turns out a clone version of you was made. Now this clone version is very similar to you but very different in several ways. For one, well, he looks EXACTLY like you, and upon exterior-inspection, he looks completely normal and just like a normal version of you, right? Well, everything was fine and dandy at first, but here's the catch, the clone is a cord version of you.
What do I mean by this? Well, he's you, but his hobbies are completely different. For one, the clone was banned off the booru recently and now his name is strikethrough because he started by posting a bunch of epi at first which was someone unable to get banned and his threads never slid because he kept bumping them, but then one day he started to push too hard and accidentally broke rule 2 so he's banned. Ok, pretty innocent at first, I mean, he's banned now, so how he's gonna affect you?
Well, turns out the clone has to be at least 20 feet near you, at all times, or else you both time. And the clone is a corder, he has cord interests. Basically think of it as a hecking multiversal invincible variant of you that basically likes cord, epi, wants to post fpe all the time, has a tulpa, likes modded lethal company and always tries to get you to hop on but when you hop on you realize its modded and he tries to get you to install r2modman, likes markiplier (which is aryan but it turns out he likes markiplier the way foids like markiplier which is gay) and also maybe does thc weed edibles. So basically you get the idea here. And the worst part is that sometimes he offsites but he doesn't tell anybody but it's an open secret.
And the worst part, he's very autistic and also prone to black-and-white thinking. What do I mean? The clone was created imperfect. It was given flaws, but also given strength. The thing about the clone he's extremely violent, he will try to randomly put his hand on your shoulder and you're like "dude fucking stop i told you to stop touching me can you fucking stop you literal fucking autist" and hes like "brooooo i didnt even hit you brooooooo" or maybe like he goes online right and he's like "ohhhhhh im so high everyone is gonna know im high now yooooo /qa/ i am so high look at me im high" and you just kinda roll your eyes like an anime girl, and uh, ok i think i kinda am going off the plot, let's rebound here. Listen, this is the 2nd act of the story, things only get worse from here.
Also, turns out the clone is extremely strong, like EXTREMELY strong. Cardiovascular systems? He's at his peak. Also he knows aerobatics and he's EXTREMELY aerobic. Turns out, he's the opposite version of you. Basically, he's YOU, but with your opposite interests, and he's OBSESSED with you. That's the worst part. And yes going back to his strength, he can wall run, do 10 backflips in a row while chasing you, and can throw things with crystal-clean precision. Bullseye. He's basically the strong version of you, that's what makes him scary, he can beat your ass like the punisher, batman, kratos, and even spawn combined. Not sure why I thought of those 4 in particular.
So, the question is, can you defeat your clone? Maybe the thing is, maybe you don't have to kill him. At some point, let's say, he gets pissed off because you two share the same computer because he has to share your house, but like, basically he goes completely savage one day and goes patrick valentine day mode and just goes fucking house of leaves cuckoo batshit crazy. Here's the thing he's also very physically violent easily and can be easily provoked, he constantly shoulder-checks you because he's passive aggressive but he's so autistic he doesn't even know what he's doing. So now you have to share this house with this cord version of you btw. He's the evil version, your dark clavicular passenger version of yourself "I don't think gameoverse is that bad actually and if you want we can lowkey watch it", yes, this is REALLY bad...
One day you'd have enough, it's time to kill him, yk mice and men style. Would you kill your own clone? That's only it, his hobbies are different, sure he's an epi touhou malaysian stonecutter, and maybe a bit of a tranny, but he didn't choose to be this way. He was bred for his mission, and his mission was to jsid by killing all the users. The jsid protocol is a secret procedure that made a clone version of every namefag to obsess over them until they kys or go crazy, and this is your clone. He's the obsessive version of you, and he's obsessed with you until the very end, well, until you kill him. But do you have the heart to kill him? He looks exactly like you, even chad in his strength, but his hobbies are completely normgroided, and he has tranny interests "yo check your dms i just sent you a reel" and "Who do you love, and why?" and TALKS IN ALL CAPS WHEN HE GETS ANGRY
It's too late, you pull the trigger. He's dead. The cord version of you, in his dying breath, autistic whimpers, he twitches, paralyzed, you accidentally missed his fucking brain you idiot, now he's a paralyzed, autistic version of you, instead he mumbles, he chokes on his own blood, you could have saved him, but you refused to call the cops. And now, a decomposing body that is literally a clone of you, what will you do with the body? You put it infront of a train and the whole town thinks it was a suicide, not even paying attention to the fact it was a rotting body. Everyone praises the death of the most annoying person in town, you feel empty inside because, well, in a weird way, he was your weird clone brother, another part of you. Was he really a part of you? I mean, he looked like you, but he was a cord version of you, an obsessed, normgroid version of you, that all he did was bait, and just sperg out and attention whore online and post as much binding of isaac brimstone as possible, did he really deserve to die? And knowing his creation, he was born to be like that, was it really his choice? You sit on the edge of your bed and get bored of feeling bad, so you start posting again.
Let me know what you guys think. As always I appreciate your feedback cuz I love you guys because I'm just a noob and I can't take care of myself
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