why couldn't i have been born as a toilet?
CacaBoreanWarrior
bee double (you) sea
I'm a 56 year old french woman from panama, I wish i was born as a toilet. I watched skibidi toilet last week and I've been having weird feeling, its like something is missing from my life. I did some looking into myself and... I want to be a toilet..... Its not fair that i had to be born as who i am and not as a toilet. Skibidi toilet looks so happy, but im so sad in my life and I want to be different, maybe if i was a toilet things would be better. just some random thoughts ig u dont have to reply back.
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1Jableh
You don’t leave SoyBooru, SoyBooru leaves you
okay pal
sourpatch
Sour.
0/10
CacaBoreanWarrior
bee double (you) sea
hmm
10/10
epke
where soyjaks
If you were a toilet id stick my thing between your bowl and your lid and fucked you. No cap.
Beautifull
Well writen monologe
CacaBoreanWarrior
bee double (you) sea
sorry i dont like autistic menIf you were a toilet id stick my thing between your bowl and your lid and fucked you. No cap.
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CacaBoreanWarrior
bee double (you) sea
CacaBoreanWarrior
bee double (you) sea
Who are you quoting
Skibidi toilet
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While some people have historically or accidentally given birth on a toilet, you couldn't have been born as a toilet because humans and toilets are completely different entities with different materials, purposes, and life functions.
Essentially, you are a complex biological creature, and a toilet is a functional, inanimate object.
- Biological vs. Synthetic: Human beings are organic life forms consisting of cells, tissue, and consciousness, whereas toilets are manufactured fixtures made of ceramic or porcelain.
- Consciousness and Sensation: Humans possess thoughts, feelings, and the ability to experience life. Toilets exist to serve a functional, sanitation-oriented purpose.
- The "Toilet Birth" Phenomenon: The concept of "toilet babies" is used in slang to refer to babies born unexpectedly into a toilet bowl, usually when the parent mistake labor for needing to use the bathroom. However, the person born in that scenario is a human baby, not the toilet itself.
Essentially, you are a complex biological creature, and a toilet is a functional, inanimate object.
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1Surprising Toilet History & Trivia
Toilet Habits & Hygiene
Water & Sustainability
Global Sanitation & Facts
- Ancient Tech: The oldest toilets are around 4,000 years old.
- First Patent: Alexander Cumming, a Scottish inventor, was granted the first patent for a flushing toilet in 1775.
- Not Just for Humans: In China, there are public toilets designed specifically for dogs.
- The "Cleanest" Stall: In a public restroom, the first cubicle in a row is generally the least used and therefore the cleanest.
- Name Game: "Lavatory" actually means a washbasin, derived from the Latin lavare (to wash), not the toilet itself.
Toilet Habits & Hygiene
- Phone Usage: 82% of people under 40 admit to using their phone on the toilet.
- Bacteria Alert: The average kitchen cutting board has 200% more fecal bacteria than a toilet seat.
- Long Time Sitting: An average person spends about three years on the toilet in their lifetime.
- The "Sound Princess": In Japan, many toilets feature sound devices called "Otohime" (Sound Princess) to play water sounds to mask noise, enhancing privacy.
Water & Sustainability
- Water Usage: Older toilets can use up to 26 liters of water per flush.
- Dual-Flush Invention: Australian Bruce Thompson invented the dual-flush toilet in 1980, which is crucial for saving water.
- Space Toilets: NASA spent roughly $30 million to develop a new space-age toilet for astronauts in the 1990s.
Global Sanitation & Facts
- Too Few Toilets: More people in the world have access to mobile phones than to toilets.
- World Toilet Day: Celebrated annually on November 19th to highlight the importance of sanitation, established by the World Toilet Organization in 2001.
- Major Life Saver: Over the past 200 years, widespread access to toilets has added 20 years to the average human lifespan.
2CacaBoreanWarrior
bee double (you) sea
i want to be a toilet,,.Who are you quoting
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