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How to actually e-date a soybooru foid FULL TUTORIAL (working 2026)

  1. Add her as your friend
  2. Like all her posts
  3. Reply to a bunch of the threads she mades or respond to her posts. Do this slowly until she starts to engage with you what you're saying
  4. Start a dm chain with her and discuss things nonchalant like anime and whatnot
  5. Eventually start contacting her offsite, like xitter, cord or telegram
  6. Be her friend for a while until both of you face reveal then ask for a relationship
  7. If she accepts, congratulations

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Bump this thread if you goon to supreme
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Yes, pretty much it. Just in my case we never dated though. But I got the friendzone, we are still friends today and in good terms.
ferret tried to rizz up a 15 year old and got friendzoned :skull:
noonx I already said. We're the same age. She is just a few months younger than me.
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Yes, pretty much it. Just in my case we never dated though. But I got the friendzone, we are still friends today and in good terms.
ferret tried to rizz up a 15 year old and got friendzoned :skull:
noonx I already said. We're the same age. She is just a few months younger than me.
Her birthday is in December :neutral:
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noonx I already said. We're the same age. She is just a few months younger than me.
Her birthday is in December :neutral:

Mine is in April. I actually turned 18 last month but I was able to avoid the cacacaust because none of the jannies bothered knowing my age.
See that's the problem with schlog. The age limit was like 16 so you had a bunch of 14 year olds pretending to be 16. If you raise it to 18 you get 16 year olds pretending to be 18, which is a lot better
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I still can't believe Ribbon was 14 when she was edating on the schlog bruh
who was she even edating :concerned:
Some noon called gapey. Also she wasn't 14. She says she's 16 on twitter so she doesn't get harassed. She's actually 17.
Dragging it into 2026
Anyway she was making diddy jokes so she stays banned
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>soybooru foid
do you understand that such thing does not exist
They are kinda like aliens. You never see them but it's likely they exist.
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You failed by trying to edate to begin with. Can’t really progress an online relationship can you?
Just get her adress. Get a flight to Algeria and plap. Can't feel better than that, it's like sex tourism but for someone who actually cares about you.
Thats allot just to plap once. It gets harder when one of you has to move in with the other.
Yeah it is. But I wouldn't mind a foreign girl living with me tbh desu.
Why would a foreign girl drop everything to move to a place she doesn’t know to just be dependent on you?
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Lowkey this seems like method
@epx7fclhdrp SORRY
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Anyway she was making diddy jokes so she stays banned
Who?
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Anyway she was making diddy jokes so she stays banned
Who?
ribbon
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>soybooru foid
do you understand that such thing does not exist
They are kinda like aliens. You never see them but it's likely they exist.
Name three
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Yeah it is. But I wouldn't mind a foreign girl living with me tbh desu.
Why would a foreign girl drop everything to move to a place she doesn’t know to just be dependent on you?
Because she loves me.
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Who?
ribbon
Meds right now. When the hell did she make any diddy jokes?
Ribbon was nice to me but she did my ferret Jimbo dirty with fake grooming allegations.
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They are kinda like aliens. You never see them but it's likely they exist.
Name three
me im trans btw
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Who?
ribbon
Meds right now. When the hell did she make any diddy jokes?
on twitter
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Ribbon was nice to me but she did my ferret Jimbo dirty with fake grooming allegations.
ribbon was annoying asf
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