2 months ago#767343
One time I had sex with a morbidly obese woman while on a work trip in Waco, TX. I ate Texas Roadhouse beforehand. The smell of her vagina lingered in my hotel room after she left, at which point I vomited in the hotel bathroom. I did not ejaculate, nor was I able to maintain an erection for more than a few minutes at a time. This is the absolute rock bottom of my sexuality, and that's coming from a man who hired a Japanese dominatrix while in Shinjuku.
2 months ago#767651
Never happened, still funny
alson2
Oh i'm a colorjak
2 months ago#767659
>One time I had sex with a morbidly obese woman while on a work trip in Waco, TX. I ate Texas Roadhouse beforehand. The smell of her vagina lingered in my hotel room after she left, at which point I vomited in the hotel bathroom. I did not ejaculate, nor was I able to maintain an erection for more than a few minutes at a time. This is the absolute rock bottom of my sexuality, and that's coming from a man who hired a Japanese dominatrix while in Shinjuku.
epke
where soyjaks
2 months ago#767660
What the fuck? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you you miserable peice of human waste. You pathetic lower lifeform. Fucking worm, carved out of the minge of satans ballsack. the crusted black gum wagies scrape off the bottom of lunch tables is more valuable than you are seriously, literal shit from the rectum of a dead cow is more valuable than you. You deserve nothing less than capital punishment for your horrific fucking degeneracy, and so does that satanic demonic chink nigger that stomped your balls. Sweet innocent children of god like me dont deserve to have to bump elbows with you demonic soulless subhuman obsessive destructive pathetic perverts. Get the absolute fuck out of my life. You are literally the surrogate baby of lucifer himself you complete automaton of evil encarnate. me and @Margarine_Man will fucking destroy you with our blessed righteous wrath of fury.One time I had sex with a morbidly obese woman while on a work trip in Waco, TX. I ate Texas Roadhouse beforehand. The smell of her vagina lingered in my hotel room after she left, at which point I vomited in the hotel bathroom. I did not ejaculate, nor was I able to maintain an erection for more than a few minutes at a time. This is the absolute rock bottom of my sexuality, and that's coming from a man who hired a Japanese dominatrix while in Shinjuku.
Dear, heavenly father, send a bloodlusted starved and furious lion towards this niggers house to rip him apart peice by peice until all thats left is an unrecongizable biomass of minced meat. thank you.
THAT NIGGA LOOK LIKE A SATANIC MULATTO PEDOPHILE RAPIST FROM SACRAMENTO
Joe_Barbaro
I'm sorry if I was mean to you I didn't mean it
2 months ago#767723
SUCH IS THE LIFE OF THE ATHEIST
PuertoRican
I am sorry to those I treated unjustly here.
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