which female soyjak subvariant would you marry

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DerSoylentDrinker

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1 month ago#731865

with all these female subvariants, I want to hear your opinions on which ones make you feel OMGSISA the most

Onzikn

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1 month ago#732043

Vale↗
None of them.

Then which male variant would you marry?

Vale

Americana - The Offspring

1 month ago#732053

Onzikn↗
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None of them.
Then which male variant would you marry?

None of them. :neutral:

dinotoast23

Have a totally perfect day

1 month ago#732059

I don’t know this I guess

Onzikn

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1 month ago#732060

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Onzikn↗
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Then which male variant would you marry?
None of them.

Then which wojak would you marry?

Vergilius

O Fortúna velut luna statu variabilis

1 month ago#732067

Vale↗
None of them.

if you have nothing to say don't say it, next time and you can imagine where deleted posts go.

DerSoylentDrinker↗
with all these female subvariants, I want to hear your opinions on which ones make you feel OMGSISA the most

soygirl or sciencelover, you already know I'm going straight for the best

emerald

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1 month ago#732076

Onzikn

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1 month ago#732079

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emerald

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1 month ago#732081

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I wouldn't want to marry a black woman

PuertoRican

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1 month ago#732083

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I wouldn't want to marry a black woman

I would

Vale

Americana - The Offspring

1 month ago#732084

Onzikn↗
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Then which male variant would you marry?
None of them.
Then which wojak would you marry?

My drive is one of the lowest. If I had to marry a female soyjak, it'd be female neutralplier. If I had to marry a male soyjak, it'd be gapejak. :neutral:

For wojaks, it'd be the doomer.

Onzikn

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1 month ago#732086

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Onzikn↗
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Then which wojak would you marry?
My drive is one of the lowest. If I had to marry a female soyjak, it'd be female neutralplier. If I had to marry a male soyjak, it'd be gapejak. For wojaks, it'd be the doomer.

Then would you marry me?

Vale

Americana - The Offspring

1 month ago#732087

Vergilius↗
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None of them.
if you have nothing to say don't say it, next time and you can imagine where deleted posts go.
DerSoylentDrinker↗
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with all these female subvariants, I want to hear your opinions on which ones make you feel OMGSISA the most
soygirl or sciencelover, you already know I'm going straight for the best

You're so rude to the staff all the time it's hard to take your criticism carefully.

kendohighway

topaz radiation causes high level of schizophrenia

1 month ago#732088

femson even tho have a swc instead of a bwc

Vale

Americana - The Offspring

1 month ago#732089

kendohighway↗
femson even tho have a swc instead of a bwc

Marge, what is a SWC?

Vale

Americana - The Offspring

1 month ago#732090

Oh.

Vale

Americana - The Offspring

1 month ago#732091

Onzikn↗
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Onzikn↗
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Then which wojak would you marry?
My drive is one of the lowest. If I had to marry a female soyjak, it'd be female neutralplier. If I had to marry a male soyjak, it'd be gapejak. For wojaks, it'd be the doomer.
Then would you marry me?

kendohighway

topaz radiation causes high level of schizophrenia

1 month ago#732092

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femson even tho have a swc instead of a bwc
Marge, what is a SWC?

what is the opposite of big pal

sneeperino

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1 month ago#732094

kendohighway↗
femson even tho have a swc instead of a bwc

femson is uncanny doe or i might be thinking about the one thats plastered in a thrembillion layers of makeup

Feral

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1 month ago#732095(edited 1 month ago)

NONE BECAUSE IT WILL BREAK THE MULTIUNIVERSE STREAM AND RULES THOUGH!

kendohighway

topaz radiation causes high level of schizophrenia

1 month ago#732097

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femson even tho have a swc instead of a bwc
femson is uncanny doe or i might be thinking about the one thats plastered in a thrembillion layers of makeup

femson either has a normal body or more plastic than a toy isle