How can I improve my parody of Oh Lord by Foxy Shazam

Yeah, Cobson!
Yeah!
Aw!
Alright, lemme tell you though
Cobson, it's a hungry world
They're gonna -ACK you alive, saar, oh-yeah
Oh, Cobson, when the jannies log in
I'll stitch you, but then I gotta throw you back in, oh
You just try and sleep, even though you're a chud
You just close your eyes, boy, you dream of Qa
The light is always on, you just keep that in mind
When you post on the sharty, you'll be satisfied
'Cause there is always a coal to your gem
And there will always be some troons to dox tonight
And snopes knows I've seen some rough heckin’ coal
Ooh, HWABAG, HWABAG, he will always be a gem
Cobson, I thought you fact checked this
But I guess I was wrong, though, yeah
Oh, Cobson, it probably scares you now
In the future it counts, you gotta trust me, trust me, yeah
So hide those gems away for another board
When you're down on your knees, screaming "ITS DA JOOS"
Soot is always there, you just keep that in mind
When you log on the ‘booru you'll be satisfied
'Cause there is always a coal to your gem (yeah)
And there will always be some ‘p to report tonight (ooh)
And snopes knows I've seen some rough heckin' coal
Ooh, HWABAG, HWABAG, he will always be a gem
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'Cause there is always a coal to your gem (yeah)
And there will always be some za’ to send tonight (ooh)
And snopes knows I've seen some rough heckin' coal
Ooh, HWABAG, oh HWABAG, he will always be a gem
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