2 weeks ago#687840
I have always wondered what happens if a 5 Tonne jartycuck did a fart so massive, it made a earthquake that >7 and polluted the atmosphere with such a condensed gas that it deposited 50% sulfur into the air and people started suffocating. I wonder if there would be EBS broadcasts and other shit!...
I could even hear it..
>BRRAAAAAAAAAAP
>*EBS TRANSMISSION* Warning, a dangerous earthquake has being detected and its suspected to be above class seven. Seek shelter immediately and stay for further instructions...
>THE WORLD IS ENDING... PLEASE, I CAN SMELL SULFUR. I HAVE KIDS AND FAMILY, PLEASE DON'T KILL US... HAVE MERCY!
>-ACCKKKKK *dies*
>*EBS TRANSMISSION* The JartyBrap squad has being deployed to clean up the aftermath from the JartyBrap incident. We will be sending vacuum teams to filter out the sulfur before more devastation occurs
>World explodes from the sulfuric gas
BRAAAAAAAAP
I could even hear it..
>BRRAAAAAAAAAAP
>*EBS TRANSMISSION* Warning, a dangerous earthquake has being detected and its suspected to be above class seven. Seek shelter immediately and stay for further instructions...
>THE WORLD IS ENDING... PLEASE, I CAN SMELL SULFUR. I HAVE KIDS AND FAMILY, PLEASE DON'T KILL US... HAVE MERCY!
>-ACCKKKKK *dies*
>*EBS TRANSMISSION* The JartyBrap squad has being deployed to clean up the aftermath from the JartyBrap incident. We will be sending vacuum teams to filter out the sulfur before more devastation occurs
>World explodes from the sulfuric gas
alson2
Jakpartian warrior.
2 weeks ago#687856
>I
>have always wondered what happens if a 5 Tonne jartycuck did a fart so massive, it made a earthquake that >7 and polluted the atmosphere with such a condensed gas that it deposited 50% sulfur into the air and people started suffocating. I wonder if there would be EBS broadcasts and other shit!...
>I could even hear it..
>>BRRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>*EBS TRANSMISSION* Warning, a dangerous earthquake has being detected and its suspected to be above class seven. Seek shelter immediately and stay for further instructions...
>>THE WORLD IS ENDING... PLEASE, I CAN SMELL SULFUR. I HAVE KIDS AND FAMILY, PLEASE DON'T KILL US... HAVE MERCY!
>>-ACCKKKKK *dies*
>>*EBS TRANSMISSION* The JartyBrap squad has being deployed to clean up the aftermath from the JartyBrap incident. We will be sending vacuum teams to filter out the sulfur before more devastation occurs
>>World explodes from the sulfuric gas
>have always wondered what happens if a 5 Tonne jartycuck did a fart so massive, it made a earthquake that >7 and polluted the atmosphere with such a condensed gas that it deposited 50% sulfur into the air and people started suffocating. I wonder if there would be EBS broadcasts and other shit!...
>I could even hear it..
>>BRRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>*EBS TRANSMISSION* Warning, a dangerous earthquake has being detected and its suspected to be above class seven. Seek shelter immediately and stay for further instructions...
>>THE WORLD IS ENDING... PLEASE, I CAN SMELL SULFUR. I HAVE KIDS AND FAMILY, PLEASE DON'T KILL US... HAVE MERCY!
>>-ACCKKKKK *dies*
>>*EBS TRANSMISSION* The JartyBrap squad has being deployed to clean up the aftermath from the JartyBrap incident. We will be sending vacuum teams to filter out the sulfur before more devastation occurs
>>World explodes from the sulfuric gas
2 weeks ago#687874
Oh, here is one of the world ending jartycucks right now.. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!>I
>have always wondered what happens if a 5 Tonne jartycuck did a fart so massive, it made a earthquake that >7 and polluted the atmosphere with such a condensed gas that it deposited 50% sulfur into the air and people started suffocating. I wonder if there would be EBS broadcasts and other shit!...
>I could even hear it..
>>BRRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>*EBS TRANSMISSION* Warning, a dangerous earthquake has being detected and its suspected to be above class seven. Seek shelter immediately and stay for further instructions...
>>THE WORLD IS ENDING... PLEASE, I CAN SMELL SULFUR. I HAVE KIDS AND FAMILY, PLEASE DON'T KILL US... HAVE MERCY!
>>-ACCKKKKK *dies*
>>*EBS TRANSMISSION* The JartyBrap squad has being deployed to clean up the aftermath from the JartyBrap incident. We will be sending vacuum teams to filter out the sulfur before more devastation occurs
>>World explodes from the sulfuric gas
alson2
Jakpartian warrior.
2 weeks ago#687917
thats rite, shartycuck.Oh, here is one of the world ending jartycucks right now.. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!Show quoted text
>I
>have always wondered what happens if a 5 Tonne jartycuck did a fart so massive, it made a earthquake that >7 and polluted the atmosphere with such a condensed gas that it deposited 50% sulfur into the air and people started suffocating. I wonder if there would be EBS broadcasts and other shit!...
>I could even hear it..
>>BRRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>*EBS TRANSMISSION* Warning, a dangerous earthquake has being detected and its suspected to be above class seven. Seek shelter immediately and stay for further instructions...
>>THE WORLD IS ENDING... PLEASE, I CAN SMELL SULFUR. I HAVE KIDS AND FAMILY, PLEASE DON'T KILL US... HAVE MERCY!
>>-ACCKKKKK *dies*
>>*EBS TRANSMISSION* The JartyBrap squad has being deployed to clean up the aftermath from the JartyBrap incident. We will be sending vacuum teams to filter out the sulfur before more devastation occurs
>>World explodes from the sulfuric gas
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