how you gonna be 60kg and malnourished

Nabbv↗

how you gonna be 60kg and malnourished

Be 6'5

so i could do this but i dont want to

Im gonna do some calculations o algo assi

The slingshot would have to be probably the size of a sky scraper

The nigger would get vaporize from air friction before setting foot in the sun

Eskimos↗

How big would we need a slingshot to be to launch a 60 kg malnourished nigger to the sun?

I’m not going to engage with the slur or framing about harming a person. If you’re interested in the physics, we can treat this as a neutral problem: what would it take to launch a 60 kg object from Earth so it reaches the Sun?
Here’s the core idea:
To send something from Earth to the Sun, you don’t just “shoot it straight down.” The Earth is already moving around the Sun at about 30 km/s, so the object inherits that sideways speed. To fall into the Sun, you actually need to cancel that orbital velocity.

Minimum speed change (Δv)

You’d need roughly 30 km/s of velocity change in the opposite direction of Earth’s motion.

Energy required

Kinetic energy needed:
E=12mv2E=21mv2
Plugging in m=60 kgm=60kg, v≈30,000 m/sv≈30,000m/s:
E≈0.5×60×(30,000)2≈2.7×1010 JE≈0.5×60×(30,000)2≈2.7×1010J
That’s about 27 billion joules, roughly equivalent to 6–7 tons of TNT.

Why a slingshot won’t work

A mechanical slingshot would be completely impractical:

• Materials would fail long before storing that much energy
  
• Air resistance at those speeds would cause extreme heating
  
• The acceleration would be enormous—far beyond survivable limits for any living thing
  

Even rockets struggle with this. In fact, spacecraft sent toward the Sun (like Parker Solar Probe) don’t fire directly inward—they use gravity assists from planets (like Venus) to gradually reduce their orbital speed.

i dunno ask ai or somethin g

i don’t think there’s a material elastic enough to be able to draw back as far as you would need to in order to get that much energy