The scootist manifesto

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5 days ago#602738
>I will rulecuck this site to death
>I will neglect this site and allow my janny lackeys to shit up the site
>I will give unappealabe 3 day bans for everyone who makes my clitty leak just like 4cuck
>I will leak constantly on the IRC
>I will engage and start namefag drama to keep up the PPH
>I will make gemmy changes to the site only in the first month of my ownership and then surely but slowly kill the site with my cucking
>I will allow all kinds of forced troonslop and NAS
>I will turn soybooru into deviantart 2.0
>I will turn the 'ki into wikipedia the leftist troon honeypodia
>I will turn the sharty into a DNB
>I will ban every single white person (except myself because im a hypocrite) and give gempasses to users from india, lesotho, and other kinds of third world shitholes
>I will dataminte the shit out of this site
>I will ban Tor and all kinds of VPNs
>I will force my ideology on anyone
>I will activate HTSMbots in DNBhours to keep the PPH alive
>I will ban all kinds of gems and only allow dust and coal on ALL boards (anything that is considered below dust gets banned too)
>I will ban fashees
>I will demote all approvers by making retarded approver tests simmilarly to cobblejeet
>I will sell my soul to the glowies in exchange for ownership of this website
>I will shut it down once i get bored
>I will copyright soyjaks as my property and copyright strike all splinters and bunkers:steiner:
saving the sharty with this one
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