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4 months ago#23467
This is clearly the rare and highly competitive tennis ball kitten in its natural habitat.
Perfectly spherical. Impeccably fuzzy. Regulation court-approved.
The way it’s sitting right in the center of the racket makes it look like it was gently scooped up mid-match. And the bright yellow fur blending with the tennis court vibe? That’s elite camouflage. Opponents wouldn’t stand a chance — they’d hesitate out of pure confusion.
Its expression, though, is the best part. Big, slightly concerned eyes like it just realized it might be served at 120 mph.
Honestly, this feels like a sports evolution:
Wimbledon has never been this adorable.
Perfectly spherical. Impeccably fuzzy. Regulation court-approved.
The way it’s sitting right in the center of the racket makes it look like it was gently scooped up mid-match. And the bright yellow fur blending with the tennis court vibe? That’s elite camouflage. Opponents wouldn’t stand a chance — they’d hesitate out of pure confusion.
Its expression, though, is the best part. Big, slightly concerned eyes like it just realized it might be served at 120 mph.
Honestly, this feels like a sports evolution:
- Stage 1: Tennis ball
- Stage 2: Tennis ball with feelings
Wimbledon has never been this adorable.
Marimutt
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4 months ago#23705
If this was real I would just start kicking the shit out of it and I wouldn't stop or anything I'd just keep going even if it started making noise or weeping and If people saw me doing this and tried to stop me and I'd lie and say it bit my kid or something and I'd point at some random kid at a park near by and say that he's allergic to cats and that I tried to peacefully shoo it away but it kept following us and then bit my kid and that I'd have to do something because this thing is clearly dangerous so all the bystanders would leave me alone and might even join in and help me brutalize this ugly fucking thing.
4 months ago#23706
MODDSS BAN HIM FOR ANIMAL ABUSEIf this was real I would just start kicking the shit out of it and I wouldn't stop or anything I'd just keep going even if it started making noise or weeping and If people saw me doing this and tried to stop me and I'd lie and say it bit my kid or something and I'd point at some random kid at a park near by and say that he's allergic to cats and that I tried to peacefully shoo it away but it kept following us and then bit my kid and that I'd have to do something because this thing is clearly dangerous so all the bystanders would leave me alone and might even join in and help me brutalize this ugly fucking thing.
4 months ago#23710
custard endorsed me its okay he also agrees with what I saidMODDSS BAN HIM FOR ANIMAL ABUSEShow quoted text
If this was real I would just start kicking the shit out of it and I wouldn't stop or anything I'd just keep going even if it started making noise or weeping and If people saw me doing this and tried to stop me and I'd lie and say it bit my kid or something and I'd point at some random kid at a park near by and say that he's allergic to cats and that I tried to peacefully shoo it away but it kept following us and then bit my kid and that I'd have to do something because this thing is clearly dangerous so all the bystanders would leave me alone and might even join in and help me brutalize this ugly fucking thing.
4 months ago#23712
If this was real I would just start kicking the shit out of it and I wouldn't stop or anything I'd just keep going even if it started making noise or weeping and If people saw me doing this and tried to stop me and I'd lie and say it bit my kid or something and I'd point at some random kid at a park near by and say that he's allergic to cats and that I tried to peacefully shoo it away but it kept following us and then bit my kid and that I'd have to do something because this thing is clearly dangerous so all the bystanders would leave me alone and might even join in and help me brutalize this ugly fucking thing.
4 months ago#23760
ThanksIf this was real I would just start kicking the shit out of it and I wouldn't stop or anything I'd just keep going even if it started making noise or weeping and If people saw me doing this and tried to stop me and I'd lie and say it bit my kid or something and I'd point at some random kid at a park near by and say that he's allergic to cats and that I tried to peacefully shoo it away but it kept following us and then bit my kid and that I'd have to do something because this thing is clearly dangerous so all the bystanders would leave me alone and might even join in and help me brutalize this ugly fucking thing.
4 months ago#23762
ThanksShow quoted text
If this was real I would just start kicking the shit out of it and I wouldn't stop or anything I'd just keep going even if it started making noise or weeping and If people saw me doing this and tried to stop me and I'd lie and say it bit my kid or something and I'd point at some random kid at a park near by and say that he's allergic to cats and that I tried to peacefully shoo it away but it kept following us and then bit my kid and that I'd have to do something because this thing is clearly dangerous so all the bystanders would leave me alone and might even join in and help me brutalize this ugly fucking thing.
How could you condone this blatant mistreatment of animals? Zonky, I believed in you..ThanksShow quoted text
If this was real I would just start kicking the shit out of it and I wouldn't stop or anything I'd just keep going even if it started making noise or weeping and If people saw me doing this and tried to stop me and I'd lie and say it bit my kid or something and I'd point at some random kid at a park near by and say that he's allergic to cats and that I tried to peacefully shoo it away but it kept following us and then bit my kid and that I'd have to do something because this thing is clearly dangerous so all the bystanders would leave me alone and might even join in and help me brutalize this ugly fucking thing.
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