Diary of a sharty refugee
Dear diary,
I am deathly ill with a fever and sore throat. I may very well be near the end of my days. And now that sugar’s had his biggest leakage yet, he finally SITS. Due to this great tragedy, all of soytopia has fallen into the depths of Der booru, where I have found myself to be a fellow refugee among them.
The customs in Der booru are very strange, homoerotic, and strife with WITCHY DRIVEL CAST INTO OBLIVION. They seem to love posting slop blogs full of padding and slop. But as a new refugee here I am obligated to follow the customs of this land, despite their less civilized nature.
Today i woke up with a fever and planned to r. l. stinehe my tensions with posting more amputee trgoosebumps comic bait on /soy/. But lo and behold, the site has acked! I was most certainly shocked, since now there were no femquote gooning threads to plap my trans kang frankenstein meat sleeve to! I sure do hope sugar manages to put a cork in his leaky ‘itty and bring soytopia back from error 404 hellfire ash mummy hell. Or else I may be forced to remain as an asylum seeker refugee in Der booru.
Sincerely,
Me
I am deathly ill with a fever and sore throat. I may very well be near the end of my days. And now that sugar’s had his biggest leakage yet, he finally SITS. Due to this great tragedy, all of soytopia has fallen into the depths of Der booru, where I have found myself to be a fellow refugee among them.
The customs in Der booru are very strange, homoerotic, and strife with WITCHY DRIVEL CAST INTO OBLIVION. They seem to love posting slop blogs full of padding and slop. But as a new refugee here I am obligated to follow the customs of this land, despite their less civilized nature.
Today i woke up with a fever and planned to r. l. stinehe my tensions with posting more amputee trgoosebumps comic bait on /soy/. But lo and behold, the site has acked! I was most certainly shocked, since now there were no femquote gooning threads to plap my trans kang frankenstein meat sleeve to! I sure do hope sugar manages to put a cork in his leaky ‘itty and bring soytopia back from error 404 hellfire ash mummy hell. Or else I may be forced to remain as an asylum seeker refugee in Der booru.
Sincerely,
Me
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Dear diary,
Today I made carnitas that spent 8 hours slow cooking to get a perfect texture. I was lazy about warming up the tortillas so it was kinda mid. I nearly wept when I saw the sharty still redirects to this blasphemous land us refugees call Der Booru.
I took a short pilgrimage to my nearest normgroid city for a few items that I couldn’t procure locally. It’s just as tranny infested as always. Apparently the local homeless population has been getting poached a bit more often than usual. Normally the cops would file it away as more WITCHY DRIVEL CAST INTO OBLIVION. but since the new poachers that been decapitating their catches and keeping the head for some reason. Probably some Poopson-level gook fetish slop similar to troonworx’s skull drilling fetish. Nobaldi really cares about that since we already caught last year’s serial killer who mostly targeted local prostitutes. I wonder if he’s already getting love letters and fanfiction written about him.
Anyways while there I only saw two junkies ODing on the sidewalk. A big drop compared to more recent times. One bum asked me for some weed claiming it was because he lost his ID. Despite his beard I could tell it was definitely younger than 21. I quit smoking months ago but still had a pack of Marlboros in my car so I gave him the pack and my spare lighter instead.
While driving home I noticed that mount hood doesn’t have snow on it anymore. There’s always snow on mount hood. I used to go there to snow ski during even the hottest summers. But I quite frankly I wasn’t surprised anymore. Normally by September it’s always below 60 degrees and raining near 24/7. But it’s now October and still remained in the 80s with barely a drop of water more than once every two weeks.
I remember someone once said that when Rome fell, most of its civilians didn’t even know. They just realized one day that their roads weren’t being repaired anymore.
Today I made carnitas that spent 8 hours slow cooking to get a perfect texture. I was lazy about warming up the tortillas so it was kinda mid. I nearly wept when I saw the sharty still redirects to this blasphemous land us refugees call Der Booru.
I took a short pilgrimage to my nearest normgroid city for a few items that I couldn’t procure locally. It’s just as tranny infested as always. Apparently the local homeless population has been getting poached a bit more often than usual. Normally the cops would file it away as more WITCHY DRIVEL CAST INTO OBLIVION. but since the new poachers that been decapitating their catches and keeping the head for some reason. Probably some Poopson-level gook fetish slop similar to troonworx’s skull drilling fetish. Nobaldi really cares about that since we already caught last year’s serial killer who mostly targeted local prostitutes. I wonder if he’s already getting love letters and fanfiction written about him.
Anyways while there I only saw two junkies ODing on the sidewalk. A big drop compared to more recent times. One bum asked me for some weed claiming it was because he lost his ID. Despite his beard I could tell it was definitely younger than 21. I quit smoking months ago but still had a pack of Marlboros in my car so I gave him the pack and my spare lighter instead.
While driving home I noticed that mount hood doesn’t have snow on it anymore. There’s always snow on mount hood. I used to go there to snow ski during even the hottest summers. But I quite frankly I wasn’t surprised anymore. Normally by September it’s always below 60 degrees and raining near 24/7. But it’s now October and still remained in the 80s with barely a drop of water more than once every two weeks.
I remember someone once said that when Rome fell, most of its civilians didn’t even know. They just realized one day that their roads weren’t being repaired anymore.
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