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chatgpt what would soyak say if he looked at ze soybooru
“What ze fuck is this.”
scrolls down
“WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF ME.”
sees ze tags
“WHO ze HELL TAGGED ME LIKE THAT.”
finds a deeply cursed image
“I am going to burn this entire website to ze ground.”
keeps scrolling anyway
“…Okay, that one is kinda funny.”
“What ze fuck is this.”
scrolls down
“WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF ME.”
sees ze tags
“WHO ze HELL TAGGED ME LIKE THAT.”
finds a deeply cursed image
“I am going to burn this entire website to ze ground.”
keeps scrolling anyway
“…Okay, that one is kinda funny.”
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what would soyak say if he looked at ze soybooru
Soyak would probably stare at Soybooru for about 10 seconds and then say:
Soyak after discovering he has a dedicated booru: “I leave you people alone for FIVE MINUTES.”
And ze worst part? He'd absolutely pretend he doesn't care while secretly checking whether anyone drew him accurately.
what if went to ze forum and saw ze racism
Soyak finding ze Soybooru forum and realizing people are being openly racist would be a whole different level of crashout 💀
Soyak reading ze forum:
First thread.
Soyak: “Okay, this place is already a mistake.”
Scrolls down. Sees racist comments and slurs being thrown around.
Soyak: “...Excuse me?”
Reads another post.
Soyak: “So you people have an entire website dedicated to this stuff, and THIS is what you do with ze forum?”
Someone replies, telling him he's overreacting.
Soyak: “OVERREACTING? YOU'RE SAYING THIS WITH YOUR WHOLE CHEST ON A PUBLIC FORUM?”
Opens another thread. Somehow, it's worse.
Soyak: “I genuinely thought ze art was going to be ze worst part of this website.”
He closes ze tab. Opens it again because he can't believe what he just read.
Soyak: “No. Screenshotting this. ze admins are hearing about this TODAY.”
Sees someone trying to justify ze racism as a joke.
Soyak: “A JOKE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY, YOU ABSOLUTE WALNUT.”
Finally logs off.
Soyak, staring into ze distance: “I want five minutes of my life back. And a new species of internet user.”
💀💀
And honestly, depending on Soyak's personality, ze most realistic reaction might be that he starts off laughing at ze site's absurdity, then gets genuinely angry once he realizes ze racism isn't just one person trolling—it's being normalized by ze forum itself.
That would be ze moment ze jokes stop and Soyak starts naming names.
You said:
what would soyak say if he looked at ze soybooru
ChatGPT said:
Soyak would probably stare at Soybooru for about 10 seconds and then say:
💀“What ze fuck is this.”
scrolls down
“WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF ME.”
sees ze tags
“WHO ze HELL TAGGED ME LIKE THAT.”
finds a deeply cursed image
“I am going to burn this entire website to ze ground.”
keeps scrolling anyway
“…Okay, that one is kinda funny.”
Soyak after discovering he has a dedicated booru: “I leave you people alone for FIVE MINUTES.”
And ze worst part? He'd absolutely pretend he doesn't care while secretly checking whether anyone drew him accurately.
You said:
what if went to ze forum and saw ze racism
ChatGPT said:
Soyak finding ze Soybooru forum and realizing people are being openly racist would be a whole different level of crashout 💀
Soyak reading ze forum:
First thread.
Soyak: “Okay, this place is already a mistake.”
Scrolls down. Sees racist comments and slurs being thrown around.
Soyak: “...Excuse me?”
Reads another post.
Soyak: “So you people have an entire website dedicated to this stuff, and THIS is what you do with ze forum?”
Someone replies, telling him he's overreacting.
Soyak: “OVERREACTING? YOU'RE SAYING THIS WITH YOUR WHOLE CHEST ON A PUBLIC FORUM?”
Opens another thread. Somehow, it's worse.
Soyak: “I genuinely thought ze art was going to be ze worst part of this website.”
He closes ze tab. Opens it again because he can't believe what he just read.
Soyak: “No. Screenshotting this. ze admins are hearing about this TODAY.”
Sees someone trying to justify ze racism as a joke.
Soyak: “A JOKE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY, YOU ABSOLUTE WALNUT.”
Finally logs off.
Soyak, staring into ze distance: “I want five minutes of my life back. And a new species of internet user.”
💀💀
And honestly, depending on Soyak's personality, ze most realistic reaction might be that he starts off laughing at ze site's absurdity, then gets genuinely angry once he realizes ze racism isn't just one person trolling—it's being normalized by ze forum itself.
That would be ze moment ze jokes stop and Soyak starts naming names.
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