The Dimensional Merge

It is pretty obvious that soyjaks share the same dimensional space as the toons within C-197, where they act as actors for all of our “tosses.” But the biggest issue I have is how this could mess up the dimensional merge. Real-life soyjaks inhabit our world of 1218. Many soyjaks are based on real people and are multiverse parallel versions of them, but not exactly, as soyjaks are based on many of the soyboy archetype without being directly traced. I believe every soyboy will be mushed together into one horrific monster, which I believe to be slopjaks. I do not believe slopjaks are from C-197, same as Cobson and Feraljak and such, but another world, C-17516, which was a failed earth for another dimensional merge where slopjaks took over. I believe we need to stop the dimension merge in any way we can. First way is by stopping the creation of nuvariants and kill the Christian Weston Chandler of our earth and Sonichu of earth C-197. But we will need to contact the other universe. Luckily I’ve discovered a chemical that transports your mind into C-197 for a couple hours. To create it, do the following: mix 1 cup of rubbing alcohol, bleach, ammonia, hydrogen peroxide, and vinegar and keep above 58 degrees and inhale and digest. I am currently unable to access these materials myself, as I’m homeless, but we’ll need someone with access to all these ingredients to save the earth. Let's do this, guys